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Harvard University Discovers Message from God in Our DNA!

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salomon097
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ok so i dont even know what to think of this but i just saw it on facebook.
May 10 2013 2:37AM
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No.Quarter
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
May 10 2013 2:40AM
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_DUSTY_
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Charles Watson went from being a mass murderer to a scientist?

Seriously though, I can't see any reason to believe this website is credible.
May 10 2013 2:40AM
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stupendous-man
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As soon as I saw that top banner...
May 10 2013 2:40AM
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stupendous-man
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*Manson
May 10 2013 2:41AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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From "massawakening.org". Find me a real source and maybe I'll consider it to be real
May 10 2013 2:42AM
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Ronald_Ray.Gun
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a well sourced and totally credible article
May 10 2013 2:42AM
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Piste.Off
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The author of that "article" does not understand basic genetic biology.
May 10 2013 2:42AM
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E__
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“Clearly this means our God is the one true God and that we should exterminate rival religions,” says Frank Page, leader of the conservative Southern Baptist Convention. “Now that we have truth on our side, I think it’s time we start a new crusade.”


Pending crusade, prepare yourselves!


May 10 2013 2:43AM
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_DUSTY_
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_%22Tex%22_Watson
May 10 2013 2:48AM
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act.resist
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May 10 2013 2:48AM
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Funnel
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The last quote is funny as fuck.
May 10 2013 3:05AM
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Brodo_Swaggins
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You all better go to church on Sunday.
May 10 2013 3:08AM
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Bogs
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If you actually "really don't know what to think of this," op, you're a fucking idiot
May 10 2013 3:42AM
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Toaster-Tony
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Nice, I just found out that god is real through a skiing website..









..for that reason alone I don't believe it haha
May 10 2013 3:54AM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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The odds of human DNA encoding for that specific message are 3.2 billion in 256^127, (assuming each character is encoded by 4 base pairs or one byte). i.e: you have a better chance of winning the lottery 37 consecutive times than having that sequence appear randomly in your DNA.

If they actually found this, I would consider it all but proof that a god does exist.
May 10 2013 4:29AM
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alex=
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Well the guy in the last quote wants to kill all the other non-christian religions...

super-holocaust crusades v2.0?
May 10 2013 6:34AM
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CashmereCat
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This seems pretty legit.
May 10 2013 6:57AM
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McLS
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hahaha I you had me going for a few secs op, until I saw the massawakening, government censoring you from reality, and this in "about"

Each month, week, day, hour, we spiral down a funnel to inevitable war and chaos that will cover the entire world. Inevitable war and chaos that has literally been planned by the world’s governments to instill fear in the population of the world for one specific reason, control. It is the time that we finally wake up and take our lives back from this monster. The government has tried to keep us blind through implanted ignorance of all their evil plans, but we are entering a new era!

very legit website, op!
May 10 2013 7:08AM
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louie.mirags
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Lmfao, message from God in DNA code. This as sounds as dumb as the story behind the mormon religion.
May 10 2013 7:47AM
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corona
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The fact that you took time to calculate that is astounding. Do you think our DNA is literally letters linked together?
May 10 2013 8:16AM
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Rparr
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I fucking hate these kind of massawakening conspiracy theorist nutjobs. I have a handful of friends who are becoming increasingly crazy about it and it rustles my jimmies.

They don't want to work for a day in their life, and they try to blame the government for it.
May 10 2013 8:24AM
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skiierman
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I can solve this issue right now...

Yes, I am God. No, I didn't leave an Arabic message in your body because that would be stupid and a waste of my time. Thank you.
May 10 2013 8:52AM
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CliffyByro
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saw "mass awakening" in OP's url, didn't even have to read the rest to know this will be utter horse shit
May 10 2013 9:12AM
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Culture+
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fuckin dumb
May 10 2013 9:13AM
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Ski_Alot
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A genome is only written from A,C,T, and G...
seems legit
May 10 2013 9:39AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Sarcasm eludes NSG once again.
May 10 2013 9:52AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Let's not give the author too much credit; that really wasn't a very funny article.
May 10 2013 10:24AM
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Spinoza
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even if this is supposed to be a joke, i didnt really find it funny or clever
May 10 2013 10:25AM
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CliffyByro
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i think he was referring to OP saying " i dont know what to make of this"
May 10 2013 10:28AM
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Huck_Norris
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I decoded my aplha bits soup once too... It told me to fuck bitches and get money.
May 10 2013 11:17AM
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egg.
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Hahahahahahaha
May 10 2013 11:27AM
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Stickity
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lolololololol
May 10 2013 1:16PM
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steezburgereddie
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They can see it but can't take a picture if it?














Pics or didn't happen
May 10 2013 1:36PM
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Mr_Bump
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Well played sir
May 10 2013 1:45PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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Our DNA can contain any type of information we want it to. Each base pair is like a bit on a hard drive except with 4 different states instead of 2. Currently it encodes for proteins, but scientists have already made it so that it can store music and novels as well. As soon as we can find a simple, efficient way to read it, It will probably become the most used method for long term storage because it can hold so much information in such a small space.
May 10 2013 4:34PM
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Mr.Sloth
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>christians
May 10 2013 4:38PM
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DrewPeacock
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Saw the picture and laughed, saw the poster, and took my laugh back.
May 10 2013 4:49PM
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white+wolf
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Just read the thread title but I have been telling you lost atheists for years now to have some faith and finally you have the "proof" that you've so desired. You guys just didn't understand that faith requires NO PROOF. Anyways I hope that in light of this discovery you guys will finally end your stubborn ways and acknowledge your duty to your real creator :)
May 10 2013 4:58PM
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corona
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so then what you're saying is I can take a sequence of DNA and have it say any number of things depending on what 'coding' I use. in binary 0010 means 2, but only because that's the convention we used. it could just as easily have been 0100 that means 2. I can take that long sequence that in binary says "those people are full of shit" and have it say whatever the hell I want it to based on how I read it.
May 10 2013 5:16PM
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cool_name
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"Before this discovery I was a committed atheist. Now I’m a devout Christian. This is exactly the kind of proof I needed to ease my doubts.”

he sounds so sarcastic hahaha
May 10 2013 6:11PM
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yuck
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I like how the guy supposedly finds "proof" of the Hebrew god and decides to adopt Christianity instantly despite the message having nothing to do whatsoever with Christ or a messiah, the defining aspect of christianity.

i dont think the person who wrote this even understands religion.
May 10 2013 6:38PM
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_Garagely_
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Last part was hilarious.
May 10 2013 6:42PM
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Miomo
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And in my form of gibberish, you just called yourself a dumbass.
May 10 2013 7:10PM
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Bateman
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People are fucking retarded
May 10 2013 7:50PM
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salomon097
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For the record I did bit think this was real.just funny
May 10 2013 10:16PM
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SFB
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hahaha the next article was "did isreal nuke syria?" and "what is obama hiding from us about sandy hook". seems like a credible site.
May 10 2013 10:19PM
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BChaps1209
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May 10 2013 10:20PM
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Black.Bird
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May 10 2013 10:20PM
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steezburgereddie
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Mine just said oooooooooooooooo
May 10 2013 10:20PM
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CashmereCat
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You had spaghetti O's there's you're issue with not finding anything. It happens to best of us sometimes.
May 10 2013 10:25PM
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