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Things you do while taking a dump

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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
I make worthless threads such as this one, Watch netflix, make important phone calls, and sometimes do homework. What about you?
12 years ago
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
I read funny stories from my toilet reader or make funny faces in the mirror..... Or both if I'm feeling really silly
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
I take my clothes off, no lie
12 years ago
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49566738265
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Netflix, genius. Can't believe I never thought of that.
12 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37957 - Karma: 127,866
iPhone a lot. My shits take usually the amount of 20 mins. 5 minutes of actual duece business and 15 of Iphoning .
12 years ago
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,358
Molest children
12 years ago
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985

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12 years ago
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,869
Yep, you know it's a bad day when you forget your phone in the other room when you go to take a shit.
12 years ago
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Craigslist mostly. I find all sorts of deals.
12 years ago
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,018
i bang chicks
12 years ago
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
Usually hill climb racing, or if I'm feeling social I'll browse some forums/Instagram.
12 years ago
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Rusticles
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 1,337
everything, pants, shirt, socks


12 years ago
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
I grunt really loud, writhe in pain, and then wipe up all the blood
12 years ago
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
Catch up on all my words with friends games.
12 years ago
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
i push
12 years ago
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591
Masturbate
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
Might want to get that looked at..
12 years ago
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J-LUVrunsthegame
Posts: 224 - Karma: 29
read shitty threads like this one
12 years ago
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Karkoskier
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 4,662
Pee
12 years ago
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
So interesting bro
12 years ago
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NOS
Posts: 180 - Karma: 167
Twitter and Vine
12 years ago
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
blumpkin
12 years ago
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MEDSKI.XXX
Posts: 312 - Karma: 403
Sometimes I try and take my pants all the way off and put them back on without using my hands, only if I forget my phone though
12 years ago
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
Snapchat my choclate to my friends
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
Thanks man
12 years ago
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d00d
Posts: 2687 - Karma: 7,086
NS...............................plop
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
dude, i gotta start doing that!
12 years ago
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
I usually dont take that long
12 years ago
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,144
my shits litterally take like 1 min no lie
12 years ago
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,890
snapchat and/or bikerace
12 years ago
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THEpancakewoman
Posts: 57 - Karma: 660
jerk off
12 years ago
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BChaps1209
Posts: 1350 - Karma: 2,441
make my 1000th post in a surprisingly relevant thread
12 years ago
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
shredsauce
12 years ago
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Get out!!
12 years ago
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
*jill
12 years ago
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doyle.
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 596
anyone??
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12 years ago
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,636
Last night I fell asleep after taking a dump. I usually watch edits or other random stuff on youtube.
12 years ago
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
you fell asleep on the toilet?
12 years ago
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
go on facebook on my phone. lawl
12 years ago
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DJPaulyVee
Posts: 307 - Karma: 53
download a new game, play it, delete it. repeat. every time's different.
12 years ago
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edai
Posts: 4995 - Karma: 4,705
oh man i took a bahemoth of a shit today, had to break it into at least 3 or 4 different pieces with my shit stick, otherwise i wouldve broken the toilet again. usually i just play on my phone, lately CSR Racing has been keeping me entertained.
12 years ago
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,137
Sit and ponder about the meaning of life and the universe.
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
Straightened out wire coat hanger?
12 years ago
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edai
Posts: 4995 - Karma: 4,705
nah, it's literally a 2 ft long wedge shaped piece of wood
12 years ago
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a_burger
Posts: 5249 - Karma: 20,940
well, I shit, and then wipe afterwards


sometimes I stare at the window and hope the hornet on it doesn't move
12 years ago
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,297
Shit stick got me laughing pretty well
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
Pics are needed, the good ol' coat hanger never fails me
12 years ago
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,636
Yeah stayed up the night before went to work, came home went to hockey, then to the bar for wing night. As I was on my phone I could feel the sleepiness coming on and just went with it. I only was asleep for like 2 minutes then wiped and washed and went to bed. That's my life story.
12 years ago
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theTRIBE101
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 856
It's gonna be a bad day when you forget to wipe
12 years ago
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*SID*
Posts: 3133 - Karma: 975
You've taken a lot of shits.
12 years ago
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Gooby pls
12 years ago
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