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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
I'm bored and I feel like being brutally honest. This is your chance to ask me all of those little questions that have been burning inside of you.
I will answer them all.
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
How many sexual victims do you have?
12 years ago
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I literally don't think I could give less of a shit if I tried.
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
5, one of which is now a lesbian
12 years ago
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
why would you think anyone cares?
12 years ago
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forrealz
Posts: 13 - Karma: 173

Are you really gay?  Have you ever cheated on your significant other?

12 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
How many times did your coach touch you in the showers after football practice?
12 years ago
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
What were you expecting from this thread? Anything other than sexual jokes that aren't even remotely funny?
12 years ago
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,948
What's the most significant/difficult challenge you've ever overcome?

If you had 15 minutes in a room with grapejuice3000 and a bag filled with various office supplies, what would you do?
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
I'm actually not gay, or bisexual. I find it strangely entertaining to pretend that I am. No I've never cheated, forrealz
12 years ago
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
I know what i would do, id hit him with the deadliest weapon/tool in there
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
Not jacking off for a week

I would turn him into a jacket, which I would wear to his funeral.
12 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,302
do your parents know you're gay?
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
The real question is, how many times did I touch him?
12 years ago
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
How was your bacon egg and cheese sandwich on an everything bagel this morning?
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
I live and breath unfunny sexual jokes
12 years ago
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
If given a choice between Ellie Rasta or Hamnuts, who would you choooose
12 years ago
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^^.Doug.^^
Posts: 136 - Karma: 113
would you rather bang Operah or quit skiing and snowboard
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
I'm sure they suspect it. Fortunatly, they're kind souls who probably won't disown me
12 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,358
defininetly not ellie rasta
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
It was REALLY FUCKING GOOD holy shit dude
12 years ago
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
How often do you violate yourself?
12 years ago
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Can you correctly identify the two people in this picture?
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12 years ago
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,684
If you could be any musical instrument what would you be, and why?
12 years ago
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TheClap.
Posts: 21682 - Karma: 4,229
Who is your man crush on and why?
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
A bagpipe, because they're obnoxious and get blown by old men
12 years ago
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
Which ns member sucks the most?

No you can't say me.
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
El Gato, I'm drawn to power and fame
12 years ago
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forrealz
Posts: 13 - Karma: 173
I enjoy your answers.  +k to you Mr. Sloth.
12 years ago
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,258
Have you ever been caught in the act of anally raping someone?
12 years ago
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-AM-
Posts: 162 - Karma: 116
If the world was ending, what would you do?
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
In lieu of answering this potentially incriminating question, i"m just going to post this adorable self portrait of me.
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12 years ago
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Dr_Hobo
Posts: 162 - Karma: 24
If you could kill three people without consequence, who would you kill?
12 years ago
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,948
New situational question! Ten minutes in a room with ElGato, three ounces of catnip and box full of house cleaning supplies/products; what happens?
12 years ago
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myllhouse
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 2,163
How much rape, could a rape sloth rape, if a rape sloth could sloth rape?
12 years ago
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,049
Describe in vivid detail your first experience fingering a girl
12 years ago
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little1337
Posts: 8330 - Karma: 49,844
Edit: Thanks Reddit for the 10,000 upboats! le thanks again!
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
Basement, under a blanket, surrounded by my friends. 100% danger wanking
12 years ago
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Gnarbangalakazoo
Posts: 561 - Karma: 262
Do you prefer three or two toed sloths?
12 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12608 - Karma: 117,779
THE ORIGINAL INSPO?!
6 years ago
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