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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I'm bored and I feel like being brutally honest. This is your chance to ask me all of those little questions that have been burning inside of you.
I will answer them all.
May 9 2013 9:58AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
How many sexual victims do you have?
May 9 2013 9:59AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I literally don't think I could give less of a shit if I tried.
May 9 2013 10:00AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
5, one of which is now a lesbian
May 9 2013 10:00AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
why would you think anyone cares?
May 9 2013 10:01AM
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forrealz
Posts: 13 - Karma: 173

Are you really gay?  Have you ever cheated on your significant other?

May 9 2013 10:07AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
How many times did your coach touch you in the showers after football practice?
May 9 2013 10:07AM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
What were you expecting from this thread? Anything other than sexual jokes that aren't even remotely funny?
May 9 2013 10:14AM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
What's the most significant/difficult challenge you've ever overcome?

If you had 15 minutes in a room with grapejuice3000 and a bag filled with various office supplies, what would you do?
May 9 2013 10:18AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I'm actually not gay, or bisexual. I find it strangely entertaining to pretend that I am. No I've never cheated, forrealz
May 9 2013 10:24AM
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
I know what i would do, id hit him with the deadliest weapon/tool in there
May 9 2013 10:24AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Not jacking off for a week

I would turn him into a jacket, which I would wear to his funeral.
May 9 2013 10:24AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
do your parents know you're gay?
May 9 2013 10:34AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
The real question is, how many times did I touch him?
May 9 2013 10:35AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
How was your bacon egg and cheese sandwich on an everything bagel this morning?
May 9 2013 10:38AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I live and breath unfunny sexual jokes
May 9 2013 10:40AM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
If given a choice between Ellie Rasta or Hamnuts, who would you choooose
May 9 2013 12:04PM
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^^.Doug.^^
Posts: 136 - Karma: 113
would you rather bang Operah or quit skiing and snowboard
May 9 2013 1:00PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I'm sure they suspect it. Fortunatly, they're kind souls who probably won't disown me
May 9 2013 2:22PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
defininetly not ellie rasta
May 9 2013 2:59PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
It was REALLY FUCKING GOOD holy shit dude
May 9 2013 3:04PM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
How often do you violate yourself?
May 9 2013 3:07PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Can you correctly identify the two people in this picture?
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May 9 2013 3:11PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
If you could be any musical instrument what would you be, and why?
May 9 2013 3:14PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,123
Who is your man crush on and why?
May 9 2013 3:17PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
A bagpipe, because they're obnoxious and get blown by old men
May 9 2013 3:29PM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
Which ns member sucks the most?

No you can't say me.
May 9 2013 4:15PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
El Gato, I'm drawn to power and fame
May 9 2013 4:20PM
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forrealz
Posts: 13 - Karma: 173
I enjoy your answers.  +k to you Mr. Sloth.
May 9 2013 5:01PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,246
Have you ever been caught in the act of anally raping someone?
May 9 2013 6:14PM
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-AM-
Posts: 162 - Karma: 116
If the world was ending, what would you do?
May 9 2013 7:21PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
In lieu of answering this potentially incriminating question, i"m just going to post this adorable self portrait of me.
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May 9 2013 9:42PM
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Dr_Hobo
Posts: 162 - Karma: 24
If you could kill three people without consequence, who would you kill?
May 9 2013 10:06PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
New situational question! Ten minutes in a room with ElGato, three ounces of catnip and box full of house cleaning supplies/products; what happens?
May 10 2013 3:33AM
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myllhouse
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 2,157
How much rape, could a rape sloth rape, if a rape sloth could sloth rape?
May 10 2013 3:57AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
Describe in vivid detail your first experience fingering a girl
May 10 2013 9:03AM
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little1337
Posts: 8239 - Karma: 47,810
Edit: Thanks Reddit for the 10,000 upboats! le thanks again!
May 10 2013 1:16PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Basement, under a blanket, surrounded by my friends. 100% danger wanking
May 10 2013 1:46PM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
Posts: 561 - Karma: 262
Do you prefer three or two toed sloths?
May 10 2013 3:31PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12503 - Karma: 116,099
THE ORIGINAL INSPO?!
Mar 6 2019 10:26AM
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