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In Defense of Dat Ass

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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
We have all seen it on the home page, an unknowing internet legend sporting a Picaboo Street esque tight pink snake skin like booty shorts. Its the hottest thing on NS right now for a good reason, its hot. It might be SEMI creepy that the OP of the photo is taking voyeur photos but hey..... thats why 75% of the males and admittedly some of the girls on here have looking at that picture....

one babe keeping it real with skis on and a bunch of clowns with no mountain spirit and one iphone photo from an impressed group of gentleman.

FD outerwear blew thousands and thousands of dollars filming an edit(s), ripping through natural resources for shits and giggles all that frankly had little to nothing to do with skiing or their product, and the director for whatever reason thought it would be funny to get a bunch of nasty ass chicks from the strip club or wherever he rounded up those beat up chicks from thinking "oh NS is gonna love me now" little did he realize he again struck out and is immediately called out by 70% of the population of NS that his busted ass hoes are just that...... then the in defense of my titties thread happened which was just an obvious ploy to get more people to watch the video......

Which brings me back to my original point, legends become so by what they do when nobody watches. Its not a game of gnar, nobody has to see you pretend to get rad. Sometimes you dont even have to try and the forces that be will lead you on your way.

Respect to those who keep it real and hopefully you dont care that lots of people are watching now.
May 8 2013 11:38AM
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Austin.ski
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#noonewillreadthis
May 8 2013 11:46AM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
^thats ok i didnt spend any money on it.
May 8 2013 11:53AM
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backwardsrider
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truest words
May 8 2013 11:58AM
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Petey.
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Did somebody say... dat ass?
May 8 2013 12:00PM
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Austin.ski
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classic
May 8 2013 12:09PM
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Heart
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May 8 2013 12:11PM
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TheClap.
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smuggs ftw again
May 8 2013 12:22PM
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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
Hashtagging on ns??? really...
May 8 2013 12:26PM
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yelsel
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May 8 2013 12:31PM
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vandersteeze
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nsg philosophy
May 8 2013 12:50PM
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vandersteeze
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except this is ski gabber shit
May 8 2013 12:50PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,751
smuggs domination.

Also, how old, and where do i put my wiener? Smuggs or photo girl.
May 8 2013 1:44PM
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first_rodeo
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claim:  david lesh commented on my instag photo
May 8 2013 1:48PM
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ScottyN
Posts: 376 - Karma: 455
I didnt really understand, lack of clear point, but i agree with some of the things said.
May 8 2013 2:30PM
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twatt_chaurus
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May 8 2013 2:35PM
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ScottyN
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I watched that for hours.
May 8 2013 2:38PM
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M+M
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^^^ that is not a claim. Lesh is a tool and a con man. His company will go belly up in 2 years and he will probably get arrested for shooting his gun illegally in the streets and filming if for all 12 year old NS kids to see.

Nah jk, in all seriousness though, FD sucks and Lesh does too.
May 8 2013 3:10PM
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^nate^
Posts: 1263 - Karma: 560
Agreed, very hard to follow. Also, over-analyzing nothing.
May 8 2013 3:31PM
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thesatanist
Posts: 413 - Karma: 1,760
Welcome to NS. Where women are degraded and soft porn on every thread
May 8 2013 3:36PM
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Miomo
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Quoting for emphasis
May 8 2013 3:37PM
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Stickity
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that's what everyone has always been saying but every year FD gets bigger soooo.....
May 8 2013 3:38PM
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scarsimd
Posts: 668 - Karma: 773
i would tap dat ass
May 8 2013 3:57PM
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Randy_Quench
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while I enjoy dat ass, it has been quite awkward browsing the NS homepage in class/the library with it on the front page. I know ns isnt SFW but having it in your face on the homepage is kinda annoying imo.
May 8 2013 4:05PM
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I agree in some respects to the OP, but yeah, point is unclear and this thread needs some pics.

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You're welcome.
May 8 2013 4:08PM
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twatt_chaurus
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May 8 2013 4:21PM
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Jane6
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I dont know if I should start to question my reading abilities, but I didnt understand the purpose of this thread.
May 8 2013 4:28PM
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JWeinstock
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May 8 2013 4:36PM
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Mex_LineJib^a
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I aprove this message.

and the booty pics as well, keep'em coming!

May 8 2013 4:37PM
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BigScaryLarry
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OP you are a bitch. the point of this thread was to make yourself feel important. please go away. no on one wants your stupid opinionated bullshit about a company that you think is lame and stupid that puts money into this site so that you can keep complaining about it stfu. im so sick of logging on and seeing all these stupid threads about stupid bullshit. enjoy the random ass shot and milky titties and crashing cars and shooting road signs. its all fun and games until one asshole has to come out and complain about it. do something more productive OP then wine about shit on NS. end rant.
May 8 2013 5:40PM
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SEABURN
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1. You don't know who smuggs is.

2. The foundation of a proper internet rant requires good grammer.

3. Maybe OP wants ski companies to give back to the industry and create innovative products that help skiing grow as a culture and sport. We don't need a trust-fund fuck-stick running a company who's main focus is to make shitty outerwear and put on a show for our little website.
May 8 2013 6:49PM
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Mr.Huck
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May 8 2013 7:12PM
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smuggs
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the point of the thread has nothing to do about me, it has to do with legendary asses.
May 8 2013 7:37PM
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Mr.Huck
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Great point and the point I was trying to make to Lars.464. was that: your ass does not become legendary just because your head is buried in it.
May 8 2013 7:59PM
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mrupes
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grammar*
May 8 2013 9:50PM
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grapejuice3000+
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ski gabber sucks
May 8 2013 9:52PM
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lp.
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this just sounds like a very late to the game "fd sucks" rant disguised with the title "dat ass" to get people to read it
May 8 2013 9:59PM
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whoa-dere
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k
May 8 2013 10:03PM
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MontanaMountains
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May 8 2013 10:25PM
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KingTaco
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If im reading this correctly youre trying to say that i shouldnt have posted a picture of a babe skiing for skiers to enjoy?
Please clarify op
May 8 2013 10:44PM
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keimel
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This thread is great
May 8 2013 10:53PM
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Mr.Huck
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The way I read it is that he is giving you props for posting that. Girl with nice terd cutter, who rips; decides to do so wearing really small tight pants. This represents the good.

As opposed to the advertising ploy that the girls featured in ads are sick skiers that you are likely to run into jibbing in your local park.
May 8 2013 11:30PM
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TWoods
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yep, and i agree.
May 9 2013 3:33AM
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Bheaze
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everyone loves booty. so fuck it
May 9 2013 5:15AM
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NPF
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threads
May 9 2013 5:38AM
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Bogs
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Now I'm gonna read it just because you

1.) hashtagged

2.) said this

3.) are clearly a dumbass
May 9 2013 9:04AM
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BigScaryLarry
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maky i love you
May 9 2013 9:09AM
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theblackrod
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threads.
May 9 2013 10:28AM
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scarsimd
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hmmmmmmm those are some prime asses...
i would pee in everysingle butt that is in those photos
May 9 2013 10:39AM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
this thread wasnt necessarily to call out FD, its just the last popular happening of young kids on here not liking naked chicks, a popular topic you see. im just pointing out that someone not even trying to be e famous became so, and someone that tried so hard seemingly missed the pitch.

but back to the thread of legendary asses.

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May 9 2013 11:23AM
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