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Guy Fierri is the tool of all tools...

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KravtZ
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I love Diners Drive ins and Dives and just the food network in general...but god dam. Something about that guy. Everytime I see him say something so stupid I just want to jump through the TV and punch him so hard in the face.
May 6 2013 10:51PM
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grapejuice3000+
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May 6 2013 10:55PM
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liftedresearcher
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i agree, that guy is a fucking clown.
May 6 2013 10:57PM
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jmasterp
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He has way too many catch phrases that will never catch on ie That was dynamite. Any person in their right mind wouldn't say half the dumb shit things he says.
May 6 2013 10:59PM
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no_steeze
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you just wonder how he looks in the mirror and thinks "you know what would make me look better? spiked hair, retarded sunglasses, and a goddamn flaming hawaiian shirt"
May 6 2013 11:28PM
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GayWolf420
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And all the dank food he makes + eats. Hate harder, pls.
May 7 2013 12:37AM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
heard he is a jerk off camera
May 7 2013 7:38AM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
I dont mind Guy that much. The one I hate is Anthony Bordain. Dudes a fucking ignorant, cocky asshole.
May 7 2013 7:52AM
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yelsel
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no way man! Bourdain is a fucking badass. He gets to travel all over the world meeting awesome people, eating amazing food and he gets absolutely shitty while doing so. A+ in my book

May 7 2013 8:05AM
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Spinoza
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This.

Dudes straight out of the 90's and you kids are just too young to appreciate it.
Makes awesome food too
May 7 2013 8:14AM
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Bogs
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May 7 2013 8:26AM
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theblackrod
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He just comes across as a tool.

In all honesty, food network really is not that good. Anthony Bordain is where it's at.
May 7 2013 8:39AM
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gnarnia.
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If you guys have never heard the skit from Toucher and Rich where they call Guy pretending to be some "extreme" DJs, its some of the funniest audio I've ever heard in my life.
May 7 2013 8:51AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
It's all about my man Alton Brown
May 7 2013 9:05AM
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Masties
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this this this and this
May 7 2013 9:33AM
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Huck_Norris
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Agreed. If any one of us was famous and traveling constantly, we would probably look like dicks occasionally too. He seems like my kind of dude and I'd party with him fo sho.

Also, Guy Fieri is making bank on being a personality, not a chef. There are thousands and thousands of critics and chefs out there that aren't famous and aren't making bank because they are exactly like everyone else. There is no differentiation. Guy is an obnoxious douche because the world eats up obnoxious douches. Good for him. Who gives a fuck?
May 7 2013 9:44AM
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skiierman
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America- where people love watching a channel that's about fat asses that travel around to other places in order to get fatter. You're all so pathetic.

"Ya I like to watch these scumbags with no personality travel around meeting other people who cook food and then eating their food. You know there is like endless possibilities to how many times the same fat fuck can drool over himself and describe what food tastes like."
May 7 2013 10:17AM
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Huck_Norris
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It's called culture, and food is an amazing part of it. I wouldn't expect you to see the value in any of that though, since you seem to have hinged your existence on the joys of stuffing your face to the gills 24/7 and being a prick on the interwebs right from the comfort of your mom's basement.

Food doesn't have to be about being a fat slob. A well prepared meal is art you consume, and so many places on the planet have different specialties that should be experienced IMO. But hey, you're skiierman. You don't need that shit. Mom's meatloaf will be done any second (what does she even DO in there!?)

Sparknotes: Traveling is awesome, great food is amazing and you're an uncultured twat wrapped in an unwaveringly miserable douche.
May 7 2013 10:32AM
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El_Barto.
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^ dat icon
May 7 2013 10:41AM
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life_is_hood
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He brings the bold flavors man.
May 7 2013 10:50AM
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snwbrdmilf
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I hate this guy. Andrew Zimmern ftw.
May 7 2013 10:53AM
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theblackrod
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NO no no no no no no. Bordain blows Zimmern out of the water. No contest.
May 7 2013 11:16AM
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SFB
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zimmerman for life yo. but seriously guy fierri is just an ultra mega tool who goes around and is a fatass.
May 7 2013 12:13PM
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skiierman
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1. Food is not culture, food is a product of someone's geographical region. There's a reason why Mexicans like spicy shit and dog meat and us New Englanders love real maple syrup and fresh seafood.

2. Food doesn't have to be about being a fat slob but when your job is to travel around specifically to eat food, that's being a fat fucking slob. They try to hide this with a couple soundbites summarizing the actual culture of the area where they're being gluttonous.

3. You must be the first person to ever use the mom's basement joke! Congrats!

Sparknotes: I'm still right and you are an unoriginal, fucking moron. Which is the main demographic of these shows, I imagine.
May 7 2013 9:02PM
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270on420out
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If food is a product of someone's geographical region then China must have some weird-ass geography.
May 7 2013 9:25PM
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skiierman
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Well you don't see someone in an African village eating Panda meat, now do you? Fucking idiot.
May 7 2013 10:24PM
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Heart
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and people stop responding to skiierman and he'll go away. he'll disagree with anything you say, so just ignore him
May 7 2013 11:49PM
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steezburgereddie
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Can't handle his swag?
May 7 2013 11:50PM
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d00d
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just how true that is makes me laugh
May 7 2013 11:53PM
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grapejuice3000+
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these too

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May 8 2013 12:04AM
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skiierman
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No, if you accept my truth I'll stop calling you what you're acting like... a fucking fat slob-worshiping, useless piece of shit.
May 8 2013 12:13AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Ina Garten =/= Paula Deen
Don't even try.
May 8 2013 12:22AM
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babumba
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Adam from man vs. food how has no one mentioned him!?
May 8 2013 1:22AM
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Bodhisattva_
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You'd think you'd catch on when multiple people make the same jokes about you lol
May 8 2013 1:25AM
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Bar_Down
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Lol Guy Fieri doesn't give a fuck, that's why he's a boss.
May 8 2013 1:48AM
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GayWolf420
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I don't think any of these h8rs can.
May 8 2013 8:59AM
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987321654hgfd
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Not gonna lie, I like the show a lot. I cannot stand Guy Fierri though. I don't htink he ever watches any of the shows he is on. If he did he would dramatically change the way he acts and dresses.
May 8 2013 9:04AM
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skiierman
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culture- Maintain (tissue cells, bacteria, etc.) in conditions suitable for growth


I see nothing in there about food... food has nothing to do with culture.
May 8 2013 9:14AM
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feihlination
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i swear sometimes i think youre a human. cant believe i am that stupid
May 8 2013 9:25AM
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Heart
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May 8 2013 1:28PM
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Spinoza
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I lost.


Fuck you Skiierman
May 8 2013 1:33PM
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270on420out
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The Chinese don't eat panda meat. They're protected in China. So It appears you are the fucking idiot
May 8 2013 3:11PM
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Jeebus.
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Man Vs Food is the best show about food.
May 8 2013 3:36PM
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Stickity
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hey skiierman pass the salt. i need some for my fries.
May 8 2013 3:56PM
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Miomo
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_vitro_meat

In vitro meat, also known as cultured meat... is an animal flesh product that has never been part of a complete, living animal.

I win
May 8 2013 4:06PM
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HamFaceGirl
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May 8 2013 5:01PM
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snwbrdmilf
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No, Eat St is.

I will make it to the Frying Scotsman in Oregon one day.
May 8 2013 5:05PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Also I guess skiierman came back as the new wannabe ar6
May 8 2013 5:06PM
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skiierman
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Yeah just joking around with a big ol' red nose, bright red hair and really pale skin!

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May 8 2013 5:17PM
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GayWolf420
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No, just no. Ar6 is cool, but skiierman was here before a lot of us were.
May 8 2013 5:20PM
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