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How to shut snowboarders up

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MACK.
Posts: 1230 - Karma: 1,892
So today was closing day at meadows and while i was going down some snowboarders on the lify were hollering down at me and calling me a gapper and making fun of my saga/lines(which they thought were armadas) and trying to throw snow on me. They were getting under my skin so in attempt to shut them up and throw the steeziest 360 mute. They were silent after that.
Anyone else ever had a story like this?
May 5 2013 11:51PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820
you should do better talking when internet
May 7 2013 2:06AM
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MEDSKI.XXX
Posts: 312 - Karma: 403
Typically I just wait for them to come down the hill and we work it out like real men, and if that doesn't work I usually just kill them.
May 7 2013 8:35AM
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dresserski
Posts: 1039 - Karma: 1,727
same, but I dont go around saying it was the worst of times, it was the best of times. I do remember when skiers were not allowed to go in the park, the lupole was that snow-bladers were. ya i used to snowblade so i could ride park. circa 1996
May 7 2013 8:53AM
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Karkoskier
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 4,661
That's when you reply with "I'm the fastest skier on the mountain! You wanna race bro?"
May 7 2013 9:39AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
I hope to learn switch backies by next season for exactly that reason: making teenage snowboarders cry and leave the park.
May 7 2013 9:53AM
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eivindaaholtet
Posts: 123 - Karma: 1,178
fuckin snowboarders
May 7 2013 10:20AM
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3rik
Posts: 549 - Karma: 1,651
sounds real swaggy doe.
May 7 2013 11:57AM
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Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,688
Yes, i remember this one well! Good times bro.
May 7 2013 12:03PM
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SPUTnik.
Posts: 1487 - Karma: 2,555
atleast it was the steeziest
May 7 2013 1:11PM
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LSDTripGod
Posts: 184 - Karma: 201
I punch them in the face.
May 7 2013 4:19PM
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special-J
Posts: 1572 - Karma: 4,477
hahahahaha, I'm imagining a kid getting harassed by like 30 snowboarders so he nonchalantly skis down to the lip of the main feature, slowly lays down, sprawls out and then just doesn't move a muscle.
May 7 2013 5:39PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Challenge them to a game of in your face and then do only screamin seeman variations.
May 7 2013 6:05PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6612 - Karma: 8,592
only possible solution
May 7 2013 6:06PM
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Uncle.tito
Posts: 192 - Karma: 139
Should have done a cannonball dukie.
May 7 2013 6:10PM
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gouda
Posts: 84 - Karma: 600
Murder works well
May 7 2013 8:06PM
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nicetwins
Posts: 189 - Karma: -7
You moon them
May 7 2013 8:13PM
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Frenchy714
Posts: 61 - Karma: 173
Bystanders aren't innocent there just as bad as the bully. Good idea by the way
May 7 2013 9:30PM
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SpliffyJ
Posts: 778 - Karma: 565
I normally just take out my Gat and mow em bitches down
May 7 2013 9:30PM
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scarsimd
Posts: 668 - Karma: 773
if you mooned me..... i would pee in your butt.
May 8 2013 4:41PM
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shred.stickz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 1,715
You could be from Rhode Island like me and have your home mountain be Yawgoo Valley were a simple blind 270 makes you a god of the park
May 8 2013 9:07PM
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scarsimd
Posts: 668 - Karma: 773
snowboarders = gay.




May 9 2013 9:04AM
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Hood
Posts: 107 - Karma: 146
Dont let those boarders nibble on your foreskin now!!
Jul 9 2013 1:54AM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
I usually start off with a few 270s to give them confidence but then move to only pretzel variations and hippy killers so I can act surprised when they can't do it.
Jul 9 2013 12:14PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
Except some of the sickest snowboards on the east coast shred that mtn
Jul 9 2013 2:09PM
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BolderPro
Posts: 767 - Karma: 426
lol at this thread...
Jul 9 2013 8:17PM
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unknowndeath
Posts: 393 - Karma: 220
yeah no skier at yawgoo will ever be a "god of the park" while dylan gamache and the rands are still there.
Jul 9 2013 9:26PM
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life_is_hood
Posts: 502 - Karma: 1,972
Ask them to 2 pretz 2... doesnt work too well on a board.
Jul 9 2013 10:35PM
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shred.stickz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 1,715
yeah i understand that, i see them everyday during the winter
Jul 11 2013 10:03AM
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MillPiddy
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Jul 11 2013 10:06PM
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Wolfgang.
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We must ensure it remains so, to appease the underworld.
Jul 11 2013 11:03PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
u culd have fuked thur muthers buts lol
Jul 14 2013 3:58PM
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-WZ-
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attempt this
Jul 15 2013 3:00AM
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PacificRimJob
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steeeeeziest...

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Jul 15 2013 5:40PM
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
Yes.
Jul 15 2013 5:46PM
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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,670
Word to that.


Hate is so much better than it used to be.
Jul 15 2013 7:11PM
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robotdna
Posts: 1232 - Karma: 2,959
SPORTS
Jul 16 2013 11:49PM
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HabitualShred
Posts: 280 - Karma: 1,829
Why cant we all be like steve stepp and embrace our inner boarder
Jan 20 2014 6:35PM
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lurking
Posts: 2221 - Karma: 6,786
This
Jan 21 2014 9:06AM
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Substitute
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 2,275
I will try this.
Jan 21 2014 9:23AM
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powerbong2000
Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802
I ski with guns in my hands, so I don't have these pussy problems.
Jan 21 2014 11:21AM
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meathead13
Posts: 132 - Karma: 101
dude this is such an old thread, but steeze indeed
Jan 21 2014 11:42AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51585 - Karma: 161,684
I bet you're a gaper.
Jan 21 2014 11:46AM
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
Happened to me last week.  I stopped skiing and waited for those fucks to come talk to me up close as opposed to hiding up on a lift.  There was 4 of them and they still boarded as far away from my angry ass as possible.  Whoop dat ass is all I have to say.  Like DingoSean I grew up in the 90's as well.  Hate is an artform when it come to aggressive boarders.  Dont back down....
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Jan 21 2014 12:18PM
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galardogod
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 5,209
And this is why i`d love to learn these.
Jan 21 2014 1:11PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,161
Whenever boarders talk shit I throw a pretzel out of a rail, they don't believe that pretzels above 270 exist. So I do a 270 they think I'm good, 450 probably pro, 630 ski god.
Jan 21 2014 1:26PM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaha you dense motherfucker
Jan 21 2014 2:00PM
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