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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
the alien is stalking me! this was after I posted my sighting a little while back.


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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Nov 19 2004 1:08AM
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Moses
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 564
god damn

Nov 19 2004 9:34AM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
what the hell???
i have been known to slide down mountains on occasion, like every saturday and sunday november through may
Nov 19 2004 9:35AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
holy SHIT!
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 19 2004 9:35AM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
we have to find the alien and bring it to area 51.
(zach)




free xbox?or an iPod?

how about one without a creditcard?
Nov 19 2004 1:24PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
he's messing up post counts for threads too
Nov 19 2004 1:25PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
bastard...
(zach)




free xbox?or an iPod?

how about one without a creditcard?
Nov 19 2004 1:32PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
shit, he's attacking this thread now
Nov 19 2004 1:37PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
lock and LOAD!
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 19 2004 2:04PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
im ready...are you??






-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'
'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'
'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'
'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'
'well not all chicks'
'well, chicks that double up on me do'
'good point'
Nov 19 2004 2:06PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
there ae deff. not 30 replies here
Nov 19 2004 2:10PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
Damn cameltoe, where'd you get that sick spork!? I'll i've got are those flimsy gay white things.


SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
Nov 19 2004 2:47PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
fuck, i don't have a spork... i'm dead aren't i?


-katie
Nov 19 2004 2:52PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
weel, i shouldnt be telling you, but...its the standard issue for the top secret Supreme Prosecuters of Ornery Rectum Killing Seamen...or S.P.O.R.K.S. for short...oh shit, ive said too much




-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'
'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'
'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'
'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'
'well not all chicks'
'well, chicks that double up on me do'
'good point'
Nov 19 2004 3:43PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
ARM YOURSELVES!!!






just in case you need more sporks, go here:
Sporks are Godlike

-joe

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P.O.S.E.R.S CREW
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

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Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
Nov 19 2004 3:43PM
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Yougotserved
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
Now I am Infultraiting S.P.O.R.K.S. secret hideout and there is nothing you can do about it Bitch!
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Chiggah Represent
Nov 19 2004 3:45PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
oh shit...i highly doubt that you will be able to get past our spork cannons though, they shoot over 1000 sporks per minute...extremely lethel...watch yourself bitch, cause we're watching you as soon as you come within 100 yards of the lair




-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'
'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'
'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'
'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'
'well not all chicks'
'well, chicks that double up on me do'
'good point'
Nov 19 2004 4:13PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
holy shit. hes struck again

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate.
Nov 19 2004 5:46PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
its not nessicerily the alien thats messing up post counts...
i was medding them up a couple days ago.
i tried to post, but my posts would never show up and the number just incresed.
it was weird but i got that fixed (obviously)
- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...
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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'What was the guy.. WOAH.. when you press on your throat when you're talking it makes it sounds funny. Neat!'

'Wouldn't it be funny if a guy had like a 20 dollar bill, and went to the cafeteria and bought 20 dollars worth of 25 cent slushies... but then only drank one!'
Nov 19 2004 6:35PM
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Tha_Docta
Posts: 73 - Karma: 10
CALL THE INFANTRY ,WE NEED BACK UP!!!!
Nov 19 2004 6:55PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 258
AHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! AHHH!!! I JUST SHIT MYSELF!!!
Nov 19 2004 7:14PM
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tricksterboardin
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
holy shit get it hes a god^^^^^

ne way i jus tthink that were all under reacting
this thing is on the loose and were not out there chasing it, so suck it up and go to war armed with your sporks
i am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004
Nov 19 2004 7:23PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
sick


I said get behind me.

Keep it real,
D.C
Nov 20 2004 12:46AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
highsociety, are you saying that you were the alien?
-Thom Savery-
please pardon the cacography
--->CCR*
Nov 20 2004 11:58AM
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