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Why aren't girls funny?

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2_fadez
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I think every guy can understand where I am coming from when I say that most girls have horrible senses of humor, but I can't understand why that is.
Thoughts?
May 5 2013 2:50PM
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GayWolf420
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Hahaha you're fucking retarded.
May 5 2013 6:46PM
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2_fadez
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lol nsg
May 5 2013 7:23PM
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SFB
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its because theyre mad they dont have a weiner.
May 5 2013 7:26PM
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dvx100
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Only funny girl i know

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May 5 2013 7:37PM
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bo0b
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The only thing less funny than a teenage girl is a heavy teenage girl.
May 5 2013 8:20PM
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.Rybak.
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If she falls it might be funny though.
May 5 2013 8:22PM
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987321654hgfd
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Ok, this brings up a good point. Girls can only be funny under one circumstance. They must be the butt of the joke. People can laugh at girls, not with girls.
May 5 2013 8:37PM
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MountainManDan
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Got "most likely to be featured on comedy central " and I wear a D /claim
May 5 2013 9:55PM
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.Rybak.
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Are you sure it wasn't most likely to be featured on tosh.0?
May 5 2013 9:58PM
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Jro.
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Women don't find it funny when we pee in their butt
May 5 2013 10:02PM
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Spagett+
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Pics or it didnt happen.
May 5 2013 10:08PM
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nagger
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jenna marbles fucking sucks
May 5 2013 10:19PM
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Mag
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topless pics necessary.

Also I hate to be "that serious guy" but my thinking is women care too much about what others think of them, generally funny female comedians don't care about what others think of themselves/mock themselves(jo brand for example), whereas male comedians physically couldn't be sensitive or else they'd get fucked.

I find girls invoke humour more than they produce it, you might laugh a lot around girls, and be a lot funnier than usual, simply because they're there, but without them actually doing anything.

Expecting to get -30 for being serious, jane got fucked haha.

& lawrence all golden posts, solid qi reference.
May 5 2013 10:20PM
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Mag
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Also last time I said this I got called a misogynist.

FUCK YOU GATO
May 5 2013 10:21PM
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*Bird
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didn't read through this but totally false some girls are hella funny.

The fat bitch from bridesmaids HA! she's got mad funny swag
May 5 2013 10:25PM
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james6345789
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May 5 2013 10:26PM
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timmi
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Chelsea peretti is a terrible comedian.
May 5 2013 10:26PM
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Spinoza
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I think on general guys are way more down to earth, and way more aware of what's going on. While girls are more instinctual, and frankly just seem to do things for no rational or thought-out reason. They just act without consciously thinkig.
And I think humor is basically going against the norm. Something is funny if it is unexpected .
So it would follow that most guys are more capable of being funny than most girls.

The few girls I know that are actually funny are that way because they're down to earth and actually get it, as opposed to hormone driven emotional baby making robots
May 5 2013 10:41PM
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dvx100
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This is why we're all probably still single... :\
May 5 2013 11:22PM
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bo0b
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Meh, I feel that the only reason she's funny is because she says "fuck a lot, if you saw Identity Thief you know what I mean, they used Melissa Mcarthy saying fuck as a punchline more times than I can count. A lot of girls aren't funny, they just yell and act reallymasculine. That being said I think girls like Amy Poehller, Tina Fey, and Kristen Wiig are hilarious, and on occasion Sarah Silverman.
May 5 2013 11:51PM
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2_fadez
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UPDATE:
STILL NOT FUNNY
May 12 2013 4:55PM
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.Jacob
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I just looked these women up to see if they were actually funny, turns out, they're not. It's like they're trying to be the flight of the conchords, but they forgot that they can't be humourous.
May 12 2013 5:05PM
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2_fadez
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you just used the phrase 'mad funny swag'
please leave your balls on the table as you exit the building
May 12 2013 5:11PM
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nagger
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quality self-promotion
May 12 2013 5:33PM
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Bogs
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Says the 13 year old who is mad because the girls laugh at him because he came in his pants after slow dancing with one of them
May 12 2013 5:52PM
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Spinoza
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Wat
May 12 2013 5:54PM
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Aidan-G
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Story time
May 12 2013 5:56PM
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ILLinoisance
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Hot, funny, and big boobs.

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May 12 2013 6:03PM
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nagger
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May 12 2013 6:08PM
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-emile-
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it's funny because none of these girls are funny.
May 12 2013 6:08PM
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1337
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what people in this thread don't realize is that Willy is one of the funniest pink names, ever.
May 12 2013 6:10PM
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Aidan-G
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I dunno man. J Law is pretty funny in interviews and Jenna Marbles has her moments. I don't know who the people in the middle are
May 12 2013 6:12PM
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nagger
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I don't know her personally but she is one of the handful of girls I would consider funny.
May 12 2013 6:22PM
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cbj
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Fat amy
May 12 2013 11:54PM
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RimJobber
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Theres a difference between funny and would fuck.

Jennifer Lawrence- Funny, kinda, not really. Would I fuck, hell yes.

The other people I dont even know who they are

Jenna Marbles- Funny, nope, just annoying. Would I fuck, no doubt
May 12 2013 11:58PM
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Spinoza
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Jenna Mables could make an east $5M by selling a sex tape. easy money
May 13 2013 10:34PM
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*geezer*
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holy cow. you guys need to get out more and actually form relationships with real life girls. jesus.
May 13 2013 11:22PM
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ironic
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May 13 2013 11:37PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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True story, she's mad funny.

But speaking of funny women, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (spelling?) are. Wiig is NOT funny. She's so forced, god.
May 14 2013 12:24AM
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Kazabazua
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I think girls have a harder time because they feel more threatened in social environments. Being funny takes confidence, the less of a fuck you can give, generally, the funnier you are.
May 14 2013 12:33AM
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californiagrown
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funny usually means boisterous. girls are socially conditioned to be quiet, polite, and good.

I know plenty of hilarious, witty attrative chicks and even more quietly funny ones.

The ones that suck are the onew who arent quick enough to get jokes, dont recognize the humor in things, and generally just state facts or ask very bland questions.
May 14 2013 12:57AM
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Tinga
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel but a comedy for those who think - Horace Walpole

not saying men think more than women just the some women feel more than some men.
May 14 2013 1:16AM
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deleted5
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Amy Schumacker's new show so funny said no one ever.
May 14 2013 1:17AM
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Aidan-G
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I wouldn't say it's hilarious but it has it's redeemable moments. It did have the highest ratings for a series premier in Comedy Central's history. There's something to be said for that
May 14 2013 1:21AM
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deleted5
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I don't know how that's possible I could only get through out 15 minutes of it.
May 14 2013 1:24AM
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Aidan-G
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There are parts of it that are dreadful for sure but it got a couple of laughs out of me. But then again I'm easy
May 14 2013 1:26AM
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assface
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Wowzers good point.

Quoting for emphasis
May 14 2013 6:17AM
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Dobies.
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girls really aren't funny. in my opinion they think the most simple, childlike humor is funny. I think guys like humor thats more sarcastic/complex. that sounds really bad, oh well.
May 14 2013 10:18AM
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Shukovski
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Best post in this thread and of course by a man.

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May 14 2013 10:32AM
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anashyo
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Do you still think girls aren't funny?
Dec 11 2016 12:15AM
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