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Why aren't girls funny?

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2_fadez
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I think every guy can understand where I am coming from when I say that most girls have horrible senses of humor, but I can't understand why that is.
Thoughts?
May 5 2013 2:50PM
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Spagett+
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Because they are not equals and have smaller brains.
May 5 2013 2:51PM
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edai
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They care too much about what others think of them. Being funny comes with a certain level of self esteem and social confidence that they do not have.
May 5 2013 2:52PM
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Jane6
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hey thats not a very nice thing to say!
May 5 2013 2:59PM
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Daph
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choose one. boobs or humor.
May 5 2013 3:01PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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it's because they're black
May 5 2013 3:01PM
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MTPOW
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I think that being funny is a mechanism used to attract people(specifically women, because they love that shit), so they don't have to try as hard. lol jk I don't know what I'm talking about.
May 5 2013 3:03PM
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.Rybak.
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can i choose both?
May 5 2013 3:05PM
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johnnyBuz
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I don't know - but if I ever find one with nice boobs and is funny I am locking her down. That's like a unicorn right there.
May 5 2013 3:07PM
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TechnoPotamus
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I'll defnernertely choose boobs then. (see what i did there? i'm s00per clever guyz)
May 5 2013 3:08PM
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Jane6
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unfair thread is unfair, way to generalize a whole sex just because you happen to surround yourselves with boring people.
May 5 2013 3:09PM
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Joebin
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Yes, but she'll most likely be a psychotic bitch. And to OP, Ive met plenty of girls with a great sense of humor. The ones that dont are usually the girls that say "what?" after anything that takes an ounce of intellect to understand
May 5 2013 3:11PM
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.Rybak.
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99% will shit on your parade if you say something even a little bit funny that may be a little offensive..
May 5 2013 3:13PM
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3-6-steeze
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Watch a comedy festival on TV, and tell me how many female comedians you see.
May 5 2013 3:15PM
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OGHolliday
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I think this is why ugly girls are usually funnier. Not to be a dick but I feel like less attractive girls are funnier because they are less concerned with their image.
May 5 2013 3:22PM
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Jane6
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in my experience the girls who say offensive (yet hilarious) stuff arent seen as feminine.
May 5 2013 3:24PM
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MilaKunis
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The girls who think they are funny just sound stupid every time they say anything. And most time girls humor is like saying poop or queef
May 5 2013 3:25PM
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.Rybak.
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I meant if i guy says something offensive but hilarious the girl gets mad. But of course I might not sound like I'm joking every time i say something.
May 5 2013 3:27PM
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CheddarJack
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Most of the time I feel like they just have a much different sense of humor, but they still have a sense of humor.
The girls that like my sense of humor though - I like those girls.
May 5 2013 3:30PM
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gotti
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In my opinion some of the funniest comedians are women. Not the famous ones though who think its funny to just shit on people and talk about their vaginas. Thats not funny all. I find that guys with the corniest humor girls find more funny which sucks because they are usually the douchebags who say yolo to everything.
May 5 2013 3:33PM
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.Rybak.
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I figured it out. They take things way too seriously and my sense of humor is dryer the sahara.

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May 5 2013 3:35PM
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Daph
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you can try.

lets take a look at some ladies that are widely accepted as being funny
we got tina fey and amy poehler
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janeane garofalo
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garfunkel and oates
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aubrey plaza
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if any of those ladies has more than a C cup color me shocked.
May 5 2013 3:37PM
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Laurent.
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It was explained on QI:


May 5 2013 3:37PM
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Jane6
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Jennifer Lawrence

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these people

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Jenna Marbles

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May 5 2013 3:43PM
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Laurent.
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Looks more like Jenna Melons.
May 5 2013 3:46PM
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gotti
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hahahaha lol @ 35 seconds
May 5 2013 3:48PM
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whoa-dere
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haaaaaa haaa ha

yup funnieness is probably inversely proportional to looks
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May 5 2013 3:49PM
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FLBP
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Girls don't have to try as hard to be funny. Guys will laugh at their jokes to try and get in their pants.
May 5 2013 3:49PM
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OGHolliday
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woo 6 funny people out of 7 billion!!!!
May 5 2013 3:52PM
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Spinoza
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May 5 2013 3:53PM
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assface
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Jenna marbles is not funny compared to any mediocre male comic. Or even a piss poor male comic.
May 5 2013 4:04PM
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Willgum
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I've always thought it's because they have to rely on humor/personality to get attention/attract guys, its probably a combination of both.

But honestly I dont mind if a girl isnt hilarious, that's what my bros are for
May 5 2013 4:04PM
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HWW
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fuck she's hot and super funny too
May 5 2013 4:14PM
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.Apex.
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Because rather;
a) They're hot so I'm not listening just staring at boobs n ass and imagining why my dick would like in their mouth

or

b) They are ugly so I immediately don't listen to what they have to say
May 5 2013 4:16PM
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715.
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May 5 2013 4:24PM
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assface
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This is actually a good question to ask. My view is that men need to be funny to attract women, women just need to be hot to attract men.

Both these articles have good points if you're up for the reading

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/01/hitchens200701

http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/a-woman-explains-why-women-arent-funny/
May 5 2013 4:26PM
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987321654hgfd
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It's definitely true. Woman are not even remotely funny.
May 5 2013 4:29PM
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SwagasaurusRex
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Well shit its true....
May 5 2013 4:31PM
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elinde
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jenna marbles fucking pisses me off. she is NOT funny
May 5 2013 5:45PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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her stupid "dog" annoys me, and so do her voices, but i still would....
May 5 2013 5:48PM
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rdski
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Jennifer Lawrence's eye make her look like a muppet lol
May 5 2013 5:55PM
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Rachy
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Too busy remembering when to take my birth control or making sandwiches to concern myself with being funny.

Victoria helps me compensate by adding 2 cup sizes.
May 5 2013 5:56PM
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*SID*
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I didn't know there were 7 billion women?
May 5 2013 5:58PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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pics or it didn't happen....
May 5 2013 5:59PM
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Petey.
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i must surround myself with only boring girls as well, considering I never find myself laughing at anything they say, even when they're trying to be funny.
May 5 2013 6:00PM
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cbj
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Because you're gay and have bad taste in girls
May 5 2013 6:01PM
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act.resist
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people generally think im funny and i have boobs /subtle claim
May 5 2013 6:03PM
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Bogs
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sooooooooooooo true. Well, at least until you turn 17 and stop hating all girls everywhere for not wanting to have sex with your pathetic pre-pubescent ass
May 5 2013 6:28PM
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GayWolf420
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Here comes all the sheltered kids from the Woodwork spewing sexist remarks.
May 5 2013 6:29PM
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ween
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If a man tell you you're funny, it may be because you have boobs. Men say things they don't mean all the time because of boobs. And if a woman tells you you're funny, well, a woman told you you're funny, so you're probably not.
May 5 2013 6:39PM
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Daph
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I have been told I'm funny by guys. I also have a small chest (sorry NSers). This further proves my point. Boobs or humor. If you have both you're a fucking statistical anomaly
May 5 2013 6:43PM
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