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TALK SHIT THREAD!

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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Just start talking shit you little fucking pussy's, You boat load of fag's all suck at skiing you little duesh bag's. Bitche's





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Nov 18 2004 11:33PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
The guy who made this thread is a homosexual of epic proportions. I can't even begin to define how idiotic and imbasilic this post is nor do I wish to further quantify my hatred toward the entire NS communtiy. I can only fall back on my ridiculously good looks, and incredible skiing ability in hopes that this nefarious character's shady ways do in no way transfer themselves through some sort of cyber osmosis. I will bid good day to you now, sir.


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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Nov 18 2004 11:39PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
This guy has NO steeze, oh wait unless pencil dick steeze count's. ANd he fucking knits slower than my grandma...

Alpine meadow's tomorrow man wooo hooo!





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Nov 18 2004 11:41PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
A.) Pencil dick steeze is a steeze and it's extra progressive at that.
B.) It's quality when it comes to crocheting. I've seen the crap your grandma turns out and my shit will trounce her any day of the week.
C.) Pencil dick steeze is better than the flailing death steeze pionered by one 'CalskierX.'


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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Nov 18 2004 11:43PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Whatever at least my dad wasnt a pencil and my mom was a dick.





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Nov 18 2004 11:45PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
OK I'm bored now, I'ma go wax my skiz or sufin'.


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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Nov 18 2004 11:47PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
go wax your skis our somethin, your boyfriend, sorry ass pirate must be a callin you time to bend over and take it like a man, and as for calskierx: what kind of ass raming fag makes a thread about talking shit when you cant back your shit up, if you were half the shit talker that i am you would know there is no contest here, ask your mom, she knows what im talking about, thats right your mom, i know i know, but you have a crush on your dad, well bend over boy i think your daddy be a callin you!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 18 2004 11:59PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Fucking awesome you little fucking wannabe cunt whore, Nah you have it all backward's you want my dad and i ass raped your Sister. I ass raped your sister while she was eating out your grandma! Boom





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Nov 19 2004 12:03AM
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freeski1620
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ha ha, the only problem with your story is....... i have no sister, and my grandmas dead. so shut the fuck up biatch! you littl imaganary friends cant help you here we all know what you want and whaere you want it, in the ass, but that dosent matter, what does matter is the fact that you are a poser and are unable to ski anywhere other than the bunny slope, because you are specaial ed, you lack of a center of gravity is not because you are drunk, but because of what was shoved into your ass last night, you ass spulunking friend feels the same way, get over it!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 19 2004 12:20AM
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freeski1620
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i got to go to sleep, but tomorow, ohh tomorow it will be back on, do not worry young turtle! do not worry!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 19 2004 12:21AM
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davidh
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ok, you fuckers need to get beyond your god damn incest insults before my priest pays you a little visit. What the fuck is wrong with you assbags? Do you get a chubb every fuckin time you think about your queer ass dad's and sister and mom in one big fuckin orgy? Do you like to look? You cocksucking douche bags ought to step it up past family fuck insults, and get to the hardcore shit. Ya, you heard me!

You all fuckin suck at skiing. My 60 year old teacher grinds rail better than you guys. Fuckin shit motherfuckers.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Nov 19 2004 12:23AM
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TheStamos
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haha night, Anyways fuck you man you totally have me confused with someone else because i do like the pussy! Your mom's pussy, I think i fucking know you dude, your that fag with all the top notch shit who just stand's at the top of the park all day, The dude who just fucking get's in the way, The dude that pump's his fist in the air after a ride on 10 foot flat box... And yells ' that was fucking GNAR!'... whatever man, Im the guy who disaster'd over your head last weekend onto that down flat down you fucking gaper!





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Nov 19 2004 12:25AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
naw, man. I'm in thailand. the disaster you were referring to was actually in your dreams.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Nov 19 2004 12:27AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
I wasnt talking to you duesh fuck! Your not worth my time.





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Nov 19 2004 12:30AM
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telestar6
Posts: 2102 - Karma: 44
dspin7x is a fucking prick.

I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski

D-loc's picture looks like a monkey smoking that cig. If you had a mug like that would you really want everyone to see it.
Nov 19 2004 2:10AM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
'I'ma go wax my skiz or sufin'.'

What the fuck is that. Learn to fucking type you douchebag. You sound like a fucking Down's syndrome kid when you say shit like that. SUFIN, what the fuck is SUFIN. Jesus H. Christ, kids these days.


-Andy
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Nov 19 2004 2:25AM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
penises



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 19 2004 4:51AM
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gambino500014
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dink-faces
-Nick Iwanyshyn
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Nov 19 2004 11:50AM
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RSISHOMOLIKEBEN
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ca-ca
eat it bitch
Nov 19 2004 12:24PM
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hucker22
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your all lame-O
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some people like their cucumber pickled
Nov 19 2004 4:35PM
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Mike2.0
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Good forum tough guy.
Nov 19 2004 4:38PM
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danbrown
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butt-heads
-Dan
Nov 19 2004 4:39PM
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KRASHED
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BUCK FUTTER!
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^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

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sponership
sponsership
sponcership
sponsorschip
spencership
spannnncership
spoooooonsorship
and finally,
@%%$#Ffadfkjljsdship -Flatspinner

corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

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Nov 19 2004 5:07PM
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telestar6
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Bunch of ass pirates. Go eat a bag of dicks.

I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski

D-loc's picture looks like a monkey smoking that cig. If you had a mug like that would you really want everyone to see it.
Nov 19 2004 5:43PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
Fucking Niggers piece of shit assholes i hate you all






IIIIFRNT
Nov 19 2004 7:07PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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i farted.


I AM A SKIER.
Nov 19 2004 7:11PM
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mommy
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hey look, its the calskier/skimack show, a show that nobody wants to watch.
Nov 19 2004 8:03PM
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freeski1620
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^^somone has anger issues

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 19 2004 8:58PM
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Adamskinick
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I have a huge penis.
NS Philosopher
Nov 19 2004 9:47PM
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Irotate360
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i once made a thread like this but it got deleted casue randall thought it would be funny to post a pic of a 6yr old with a gun




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Nov 19 2004 9:53PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
i would shit talk

but im kinda tired after fucking your mom last night

maybe tommrow



'...and i'm FRENCH! not all people in my country are stupid!'
- punk-rider

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'
-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lips'
-freeze_pooter
Nov 19 2004 9:58PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Ok , its cool. I understand I mean i cant even walk with the cramp's i get from fucking your sister! She is a biter!





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Nov 19 2004 10:10PM
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bhill2.0
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Im with mommy on this one







IIIIFRNT
Nov 19 2004 10:42PM
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T.L.
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PANDA MADNESS

Sookhon De'Snutz
Nov 19 2004 10:45PM
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Forum*
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its spelt douche, you douche
«*$*Carney*$*»

One time at mount Mckay..........
Nov 19 2004 10:50PM
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