maybe skiing isn't your thing. maybe you should take out a huge loan you can't afford, lease a BMW and troll for women who think you're rich.
if you're too young for plan A, then you need to understand this: Women want sex as much if not more than men do. If you are big into bro activities like skiing park with your friends then they definitely want it more. Don't be discouraged when they use the words "perv" and shit, they love it. That's how you'll get the women, compliment and then bang them. Don't use a rubber either and bust inside of her and make her get an abortion. She will hate you for it, and by hate you, I mean be helplessly addicted to you and always wanting your attention
reference the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on always sunny if you don't know what I'm talking about, it's pretty true
sorry to be disrespectful to any potential female readers out there, I don't expect there are many if any, and the ones that are here are probably so cool that they'd understand
