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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Post what makes you an asshole In here

I have very very little respect for fat people
I'll be a huge asshole if this is a repost.
May 3 2013 12:04AM
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infuser
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 241
everyone's gay but me
May 4 2013 9:06AM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
Dude you can't just hang out in the left lane, pass the guy your trying to pass and get the fuck back over. I live in bum-fucks-ville and no one knows how to drive on a highway, people like you bug the shit out of me.



Very little patients, I hate it how no one cleans up after themselves and get way too angry about it, theres a lot more I'll have to make a comprehensive list later.
May 4 2013 9:20AM
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
this so much
May 4 2013 11:05AM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Well alright
May 4 2013 3:52PM
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deleted5
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Worst twilight zone episode ever.
May 4 2013 4:00PM
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Toaster-Tony
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I have the same issue. Not so much with teachers and professors because at least they worked to be given that position, but campus security guards (aka students) and RA's.. oh god. I can't stand when someone my age or a year or two older than me talks down to me like I'm a child just because they took a 1 month class on how babysit.

When I lived in the dorms, I found pranks and practical jokes got to them the best. Harmless stuff that they couldn't kick me out of the dorms, for but enough to really piss them off and make them feel like they had no authority. Looking back, I was really tough on my RA's. I probably should have gone a little easier on them but I couldn't hold myself back.

I still see them around campus and they hate me to this day.
May 4 2013 4:11PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
- I'm loud, obnoxious, offensive and vulgar.
- I don't care about other peoples misfortunes
- I hate animals
- I'm extremely stubborn.
- I thoroughly enjoy telling people they're wrong.
- I enjoy pushing peoples buttons
- I show little emotion and don't know how to deal with other peoples emotions
- I pretty much don't like people that I can't relate to.
- I'll pass off any work or task I possibly can.
- I take the opposite stance on topics people are very passionate about just because.

May 4 2013 4:24PM
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NOS
Posts: 180 - Karma: 167
I just pictured a bunch of midgets in the waiting room at a doctor's office, and it was funny.
May 4 2013 4:59PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
i work at a public health clinic. i poke holes in all the condoms we give away for free because business is slow and some STDs would help speed things up.

two cases of HIV diagnoses today and 3 herpes! haha shits for life, muahaha.
May 4 2013 5:59PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
not sure if serious
because if you are, I hope you are arrested for being a piece of shit, and I'm really tempted to find a way to figure out where you work to contact them
May 4 2013 6:02PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
hahahah, i'm not serious. i work at a university gym desk and i'm bored as fuck.


May 4 2013 6:04PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Wait....really?

May 4 2013 7:27PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
I don't really accept apologies or am willing to forgive people voluntarily for things that they do to me anymore. I also don't respect anyone with negative feelings toward D-Block.
May 4 2013 7:39PM
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2_fadez
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How would you feel if you fucked a girl with a free condom that you got from your university's health center, and you ended up getting the girl pregnant because some kid working behind the desk thought it would be funny to poke holes in all the condoms. At least you can have an abortion for that. Now how about if you fucked a girl and ended up getting HIV?
Its fucked up and disgusting for anyone to take humor or entertainment in any of that, especially when they work there on a daily basis. Who are you to have control over the slow death of a person or life of a new one
May 4 2013 7:40PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
It was more directed to you actually believing him....
May 4 2013 7:41PM
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Lukegnar
Posts: 189 - Karma: 1,239
I was walking really slow and a fat chick behind me yelled "can you walk any slower" and got real pissed so i turned around looked into her eyes and laughed in her face just to be a dick cause she was fat.

Also if someone tells me something i dont care about ill say "Did i ask" also just to be a dick.
May 4 2013 7:52PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
I don't believe him, but its a very abstract joke for someone to makeup which can only make one wonder
May 4 2013 7:53PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
That's what I said I do. It just irks the fuck out of me when I'm set to pass like 10 cars and Johnny Leadfoot in his midlife crisis late model V6 Mustang comes up to me going 95 and thinks that I need to get over to the right before I pass all of the other cars.

I shake my head, laugh, and wait till I pass all of the other cars before I get right.
May 4 2013 8:05PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
holy moss, stop being so sensitive, it wasn't serious. i'm really an asshole cause i post over the top shit when i'm bored and wait for idiots like you to take it seriously.

there, happy?
May 4 2013 8:37PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
I'm actually a really nice guy, but people who type like they are a 5th grader with their first phone just annoy the shit out of me. For example, "but Y wud u want something like that 1?"

NS member *ninja* this relates to you
May 4 2013 10:55PM
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act.resist
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im an asshole because im going to point out that your sig says "excuse me, as i kiss the sky." when its actually "excuse me, while i kiss this sky."

which also me a hypocrite because i did practically the same thing in a past sig. but concerning the artist formerly known as prince.

 i also "jokingly" insult people when i actually mean it, but they think im kidding.
May 4 2013 11:08PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
Hi I'm Wyatt, and I'm an asshole. "Hi Wyatt" I'm an asshole because I speak my mind when others are afraid to do so. Some people can't handle what I say sometimes, mostly because they are all ignorant fucks. I hate high school. I'm also extremely sarcastic which apparently makes me an even bigger asshole.
May 4 2013 11:38PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37517 - Karma: 121,414
Dropped a serious beerfart on the elevator today.
May 4 2013 11:42PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2199 - Karma: 4,830
Quality
May 5 2013 10:29AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
well at least you packaged it nicely, i was wondering who sent me that thoughtful gift
May 5 2013 10:45AM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
I argue with people even if I agree with them just to pods them off
May 16 2013 1:33AM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
Yeah, I don't really care if you drive fast on the kennedy at 3am as long as you are watching for trucks, but no matter how fast you go during the day you will not get where you are going much faster .
May 16 2013 11:15AM
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MilaKunis
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I repeatedly am an asshole to this girl even though i feel bad after everytime
Jun 3 2013 11:07PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
I argue everything just for the sake of arguing.
Jun 3 2013 11:36PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 3,907
I say the N word a lot. I'm not even a racist, it just slips out.
Jun 3 2013 11:46PM
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zzzzzzzzzzzz
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Jun 3 2013 11:48PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Same here, kinda. If I know someone is about to go do something stupid, I will convince them not to do it. If someone is preaching some weak argument, I will tell them why it is weak. I am very polite in my discourse, but I'm an asshole for constantly undermining and intellectually intimidating people, but with much respect.
Jun 4 2013 1:20AM
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ElMexicano
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that fucked me a few nights ago, ... I hate political correctness but

an African American bet me a dollar I couldn't jump over the bonfire and I get in it and out the other side and come back for the dollar and he was being a cheap fuck .. I don't like people who don't keep their agreements and shit so I come at him even though he has like 80 lbs on me ... we go at each other for a bit and then both back off .. i dropped the N word a few times .. and his friend came at me like 5 mins?? later and fucked me up pretty good, I got him alright though

I don't even know what I'm suppose to learn from this - fuck the dollar and get over it? that's just not me though unless the guy says sorry or some bullshit but he was just being a cheap fuck so i don't even know

tl;dr I got in a fight with the only two black people at post prom
inb4 cool story Hansel
inb4 cool story bro
Jun 4 2013 2:01AM
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.Asain-Skiier
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^context bro, the word has it's history. just dont say it with a hard r.
Jun 4 2013 2:04AM
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Negromancer
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 1,499
Happens to me also.
Jun 4 2013 2:09AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
I laugh at 99% of mean NS posts. They are what keep me coming back.
Jun 4 2013 2:34AM
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Sno.
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my husband does this too, and we have a black neighbor...I am constantly babysitting.
Jun 4 2013 2:35AM
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Bjudes
Posts: 174 - Karma: 331
Amen
Jun 4 2013 8:56AM
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deleted5
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You claimed you beat someone up who weighs 80 pounds more than you for a dollar? Yeah I believe this.
Jun 4 2013 9:20AM
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roddy116
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There are maybe about 40 so people that i care outside of my classmates that if something happens to them i would care, this list excludes my sister.
Jun 4 2013 9:26AM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
Because I like to call my friend niggER so I sound super white for the shock value. I feel like one day I'm gonna slip and say it to somebody I shouldn't but its actually a really hard habit to break.
Jun 4 2013 12:12PM
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Culture+
Posts: 449 - Karma: 2,245
im a cynic because i see everything for how it is

Christianity= everything i loathe
you= spite,shame and disapointment
Jun 4 2013 1:24PM
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Spinoza
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Wow, I totally forgot about rewinding movies. Damn
Jun 4 2013 2:00PM
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Sno.
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yeah, and remember how the video store would charge you if you didn't rewind? Then they'd spin it through their auto-rewind machine right in front of you-- which was so easy for them to do. Ever return a case without the movie in it by accident?
Jun 4 2013 2:29PM
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Spinoza
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It's really cool how we got to see the before and after of these things. Like how we used to call our friends' house and ask their mom if they were home. And had to actually watch tv shows while they aired.
It's going to be fun telling our kids about the crazy world we used to live in where we travelled to a special store when we wanted to get a movie
Jun 4 2013 3:01PM
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Sno.
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definitely. I was just talking to my husband yesterday about how we used to have livejournal accounts, and at one point this company came out with this thing where you would call them up, record a message and then it would get sent to your email and you could imbed the recording in a livejournal post. It was the rage at the time because if you had livejournal "friends" that you had never met IRL you could hear their voice.  I was tripping on this yesterday because it was before youtube existed and I can't believe it wasn't even that long ago that our phones didn't have cameras or ways to record and youtube/videos/seeing someone or hearing someone online wasn't a thing yet.

On the bright side, AOL instant messenger is the reason I can type 90+ words a minute.

Jun 4 2013 3:09PM
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SneakyTurtle
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I hate it when I'm driving and people run to get into the crosswalk, but I do it a lot when I'm walking.

I'm terrible at keeping in touch with people. Its not that I don't like them or anything, I just figure I'll see them again eventually.

People who aren't good with computers/technology piss me off.

Sometimes when I'm not really interested in a conversation I'm having I just give an occasional grunt or nod.

Most of the time when I ask people how they are, I don't really care about the answer. Its just a part of the conversation.

Jun 4 2013 5:40PM
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Sno.
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I didn't invite this girl to my wedding because I didn't want her to bring her "stupid baby"-- that was the reasoning I gave when another friend asked.

Well seriously- who wants a baby at their wedding?

to wompuscat- if you're reading this I can't reply to your PM because NS is broken on my work computer.

Jun 4 2013 5:51PM
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TylerMacDonald
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I always hear about people driving in the left lane, but I still have never came across it in my life. I guess people just know how to drive around here, lucky me.
Jun 4 2013 6:10PM
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