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Why I'm an asshole

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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Post what makes you an asshole In here

I have very very little respect for fat people
I'll be a huge asshole if this is a repost.
May 3 2013 12:04AM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 883
I was molested at the fair
May 3 2013 10:52AM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
I get really uncomfortable when there is a hobo asking for money on the side of the road when im stopped at a light.

I feel like i am arrogant about my grades, even though I try not to be.

I may be slightly racist towards Latinos who don't speak english very well
May 3 2013 10:58AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Took Dorothy Mantooth out to a nice seafood dinner and never called her again.
May 3 2013 11:04AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
i'm an asshole because i made the best girl in the world fall in love with me and i was too much of a faggot to follow through with it. regrets for life
May 3 2013 11:06AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
Because I'm circular and covered in shit
May 3 2013 11:36AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
You're not an asshole, you're a dumbass. Big difference.
May 3 2013 11:37AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
you might be right but i did it on purpose, which makes me an asshole. then it was too late when i realized what was going on which makes me a dumbass
May 3 2013 11:39AM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
nope you just sound like a pussy
May 3 2013 11:41AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
the clown has no penis
May 3 2013 11:49AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I'm not an asshole.
May 3 2013 11:50AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
lol
May 3 2013 11:51AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
The truth hurts sometimes. I'm just a messenger.
May 3 2013 11:53AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
Well, you live and you learn, I guess
May 3 2013 11:56AM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
May 3 2013 11:58AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,453
A prophet from jebus
May 3 2013 12:00PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37517 - Karma: 121,414
.
May 3 2013 3:10PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
holy shit this.



I try, but it just doesn't happen.



SOMEONE TEACH ME EMPATHY
May 3 2013 3:12PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
I'm generally an ass hole because I don't talk a whole lot and when I am conversing with people I like them to say their shit in as few words as possible.

I'm all about efficient communication. if you're being redundant I'm going to interrupt you and move on.
May 3 2013 3:22PM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623
I stopped at a red light next to a homeless person with 2 dogs. I gave her 2 dog treats I just bought and kept my mcdonalds.
May 3 2013 3:27PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
Because you touch yourself at night.



Am I doing it right?
May 3 2013 3:36PM
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nakedfun
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,263
because the person i care about the most is my self.
May 3 2013 3:43PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
>changes name to get less attention
>keeps signature with previous username and and previous icon

Good job
May 3 2013 3:49PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Im generally one of the most judgmental people you will ever meet. I am racist but not openly. I dont have symapathy for people who arent in physical pain. I laugh when bad things happen. Ect. Ect.
May 3 2013 4:29PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
I feel like this isn't really an asshole behavior

May 3 2013 5:55PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
-I have no empathy or sympathy, even for my own family sometimes if I'm in a shit mood.
-I cheated on a girl and then realized she's my high school sweetheart and I was in love with her. Don't bother calling me an asshole or a dumbass, I realize I'm both. By far the biggest regret and fuck-up in my high school years, if not life.
-I'm narcissistic
-I hate to be proven wrong
-I'm ridiculously competitive when it comes to anything
-I hate people/surroundings every single place I go
-I talk mad shit
-I hurt every female I've ever been involved with (not physically)
-I make people hate me then hate them for hating me, and through their hate end up hating myself
the list could go on for hours
May 3 2013 6:09PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
Your hands are typically dirtier than your peen. It's technically more hygienic to wash your hands before you go to the bathroom. You're not an asshole.
May 3 2013 6:11PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I NEVER rewind, man.
May 3 2013 6:12PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Myself*
May 3 2013 6:13PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
If I don't know someone personally, or at least know of them, I don't care about them at all.

Besides fellow NS's, whenever I see a death or injury thread, I always send out vibes.
May 3 2013 6:15PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Also this. I never try to.. it just happens.
May 3 2013 6:16PM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
I am a huge asshole behind the wheel. Massive dick right here -- but mainly because other people drive like fucking morons with zero assertiveness.
May 3 2013 6:38PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Lately, I've been immensely self-absorbed and arrogant, but only in my head so I guess it's not that bad.
May 3 2013 6:50PM
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Slingshot_kid
Posts: 15 - Karma: 24
Mostly because I am a realist and tell things how they are. I also hate enviornmental idiots that are always worrying about global warming.
May 3 2013 9:39PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
You sound like every other typical high school idiot. You're not special, kiddo.
May 3 2013 11:15PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
And here comes ar6 in his prime. Feeding off of the faults of others.
May 3 2013 11:16PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Or, is he....?
May 3 2013 11:17PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
He said high school idiots....

There are plenty of college idiots too.
May 3 2013 11:19PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Not doing what the teacher has asked because, in his opinion, she's being condescending to him. What a brilliant and original thinker! I'm sure his "valid ideas" are going to get him far.
May 3 2013 11:19PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
So, what year in high school are you going to be next year?
May 3 2013 11:24PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,921

Yeah man totally. You sound like a really shitty person.

May 3 2013 11:25PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Pretty much what I figured. Keep putting "bitches" in their place, bro! You can do it! Seniors '14!
May 3 2013 11:27PM
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jmasterp
Posts: 1976 - Karma: 233
I always think I'm right, and I'll fight you to the death to prove it c
May 3 2013 11:42PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
i yell at people with no common sense
May 4 2013 12:11AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
It's hardly his fault that there are so many high school kids on ns who are so fucking stupid
May 4 2013 12:23AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
what?
May 4 2013 12:34AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Says the kid crying about me being mean to him.
May 4 2013 12:36AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
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Hush now, darling. It'll be ok.
May 4 2013 12:40AM
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Scotty_B
Posts: 287 - Karma: 423
When I don't introduce myself
May 4 2013 1:10AM
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E-Nix
Posts: 382 - Karma: 187
People always tell me I'm so nice and happy but when I'm with my closer friends I talk so much shit and say terrible things about people. I also have gone hoe's before bros, biggest dick move ever.
May 4 2013 8:19AM
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