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Why I'm an asshole

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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Post what makes you an asshole In here

I have very very little respect for fat people
I'll be a huge asshole if this is a repost.
May 3 2013 12:04AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
i don't believe in traffic signs or speed limits.
May 3 2013 12:07AM
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Bachto
Posts: 400 - Karma: 954
this
May 3 2013 12:10AM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
I have no empathy/sympathy
im selfish
im different

-2chainz
May 3 2013 12:11AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
No patience when people do shit solely their way and won't acknowledge anyone else's input.
May 3 2013 12:13AM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
I also have very little patience with stupid people.
May 3 2013 12:14AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
A phrase that 99% of people might say at any time. Weird eh
May 3 2013 12:15AM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
I dont know peoples story/background
May 3 2013 12:16AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
I instantly lose at least half of my respect for people when I hear that they're religious.

I don't move over from the left lane if someone behind me decides that they want to go >20 mph over the speed limit.
May 3 2013 12:18AM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
same actually
May 3 2013 12:20AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,456
You just suck at life then. Who the fuck drives in the left lane?

Go back to jersey
May 3 2013 12:21AM
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pink_squid
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 368
I drink the milk then put it back in the fridge
May 3 2013 12:22AM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
I was also an asshole for taking this guys icon.
May 3 2013 12:24AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Don't tell me how to run my life.

But seriously, if you're going 90mph on I94 through downtown Chicago, you're a fucking idiot for endangering the lives of everyone around you and I'm not moving over for you.
May 3 2013 12:25AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,456
That's not even being an asshole that's just being a shitty driver. People that think they're the police on the roads.

I'm going to block traffic to make sure nobody speed.


I bet you're still waitin for that award to come in the mail. Learn how to drive broski, left lane is for passin.
May 3 2013 12:29AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
You don't understand the roadways in Illinois. If I'm passing 6 people in a row in the left lane going 10 mph faster than them, and some dude comes up to me doing 90, I'm not moving over right until I pass all 6 cars, which might take a while and definitely rustles their jimmies.

I move over all the time for considerate drivers, but if some dude is driving like an ass, I'm not going out of my way and putting myself in danger to accommodate for him.
May 3 2013 12:35AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
I'm never an asshole... I only tell people the hard truths.
May 3 2013 12:35AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,456
That's not the picture you drew with your opening statements.

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No further questions your honor.
May 3 2013 12:43AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,456
I'm not an asshole. Maybe on the intrawebs but thems just games and shit.
May 3 2013 12:44AM
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Hammyslapwagon
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 1,411
Because I'm realistic
May 3 2013 12:46AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Pardon me, I'm a little impaired.

Better go drive a car!
May 3 2013 12:48AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7507 - Karma: 36,373
People that weave in and out of cars dangerously close irritate me more than anything. If I see somebody like that coming up and I have enough time to safely get over I love to go the same speed as the car in the right lane for a little to rustle their jimmies.
May 3 2013 12:48AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
That's what I'm talking about.

I just said it retardedly.
May 3 2013 12:50AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,456
So you're jimmies are rustled and you try and pass some of it back to them?

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May 3 2013 12:58AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
I dont care about other people beyond what they think of me
May 3 2013 12:59AM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
I kick handicapped kids in the shins

I poop in my grandmas Nutella

I pee on people's door handles

I never put the toilet seat down, or flush

I leave the crust for my mom to clean up
May 3 2013 1:01AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Im a rele grammer nazi and i hate ppl with bad grammer and speling.
May 3 2013 1:02AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
because i like to shove her head while she's going at it :\
May 3 2013 1:05AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7507 - Karma: 36,373
Precisely.
May 3 2013 1:06AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
I eat my brothers leftovers
May 3 2013 1:15AM
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Funnel
Posts: 7816 - Karma: 1,534
Hahaha. You should try the Bay Area or LA sometime. It'll catch you off guard when you're passing someone at 85 and a motorcycle passes you in between you and the car you're passing.
May 3 2013 1:16AM
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jack+
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
i never wash my hands after i go the bathroom
May 3 2013 1:31AM
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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182
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May 3 2013 1:31AM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
I dont acknoledge others ideas
May 3 2013 1:35AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
such sage words from da buddha
May 3 2013 1:49AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37517 - Karma: 121,444
I want to line up everyone in my school and punch them square in the face.
May 3 2013 2:24AM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
I'm coldhearted and don't care particulary much about others
And I lift brah.
May 3 2013 3:25AM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
I'm from New England.
May 3 2013 6:22AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,027
and you know who says it the most? my buddies who have no college and work construction... so simple minded yet they have the answer to everything from how to jackhammer properly to how to run this country...
May 3 2013 7:36AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!


I only use my phone when I myself want to contact people. When others contact me I never pick up, and I hate texting. I like things to be on my terms.
May 3 2013 7:55AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I make fun of people constantly in my head, but never voice my opinion.
May 3 2013 8:03AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,027
we could not be friends... that would drive me bananas if I was trying to chill with a buddy
May 3 2013 8:18AM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
The average speed on 94 is pretty much 90.
May 3 2013 8:28AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
I c wat u did thar.
May 3 2013 9:00AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
That just makes you a pussy
May 3 2013 9:05AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
I enjoy being apathetic about shit that others care about a lot
May 3 2013 9:05AM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
When I'm talking to someone I always just say the first thing that comes to my head. Usually it's 'fuck you, you're a bitch.'
May 3 2013 9:06AM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
I judge people off of first sight without gettin to know them
May 3 2013 9:58AM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
i hate fat people more than anything

im slightly racist

i judge the shit out of people

i make rape jokes
May 3 2013 10:01AM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781

I only dress in polo

I smoke mad buds in front of mooches

When i get tossed out of parties or bars for whatever i usually throw bricks through window

whenever someone fucks me or my family over ill kill your dog or break into your house and shake your parents until they wake up

I dont wait for jumps to be clear of gapers   im going to flip your boke ass and then flip entire line

I wait for FD park rats to accumulate and do everything they do but switch and with a beer

May 3 2013 10:43AM
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Flyon
Posts: 295 - Karma: 331
Inb4 Ar6rider posts his life story.
May 3 2013 10:46AM
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