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Kill Fuck Marry - Game of Thrones Edition

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KillFuckMarry
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Alright Gentlemen. Your first contestant, the sexy , Natalie Dormer.

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Next up, Kaleesi!


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And last, but not least, Cersei!


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May 2 2013 2:57AM
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KillFuckMarry
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Edit: Natalie Dormer is Margaery Tyrell
May 2 2013 3:00AM
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cope+
Posts: 763 - Karma: 870
Fuck domer.
Kill kaleesi.
Marry cersei.

No other way.
May 2 2013 3:04AM
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Jane6
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You are a wise man
May 2 2013 3:36AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
fuck danaerys, marry margaery, kill cersei
May 2 2013 3:44AM
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DirtyDan
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May 2 2013 5:59AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
fuck

marry

kill
May 2 2013 6:08AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
Surprised no one has gotten the right answer yet.

Marry Daenerys

Fuck Margaery

Kill Cersei
May 2 2013 8:30AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Aye, for the good of the realm.
May 2 2013 8:33AM
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.Rybak.
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May 2 2013 8:46AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
Yup, you marry Daenerys and your ass is getting plopped right down next to the iron throne
May 2 2013 8:50AM
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r32kid
Posts: 109 - Karma: 146
holy eyebrow movement
May 2 2013 9:41AM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
fucking busch league

kill cersei out right - cunt and a half right there and the least attractive

fuck khalessi - i kind of hate her after having read the books

mary tyrell - TIG OL BITTIES
May 2 2013 11:07AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
Marry Margaery

Fuck Daenerys

Kill Cersei.

NOW TELL ME THAT ISN'T A TOTAL POWER MOVE ON ALL LEVELS!
May 2 2013 11:15AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
wrong, i already said that. look at the order of the pics....marge, danny, cersei....fuck, marry, kill.
May 2 2013 11:19AM
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Bogs
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Oh, shit, you're right. My apologies
May 2 2013 12:32PM
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B-runge
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no question.
May 2 2013 1:13PM
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cope+
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The lanester bitch is loaded, marry her.
May 2 2013 1:30PM
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Jeebus.
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This. dumb inbreeding lanister bitch need to die anyway.
May 2 2013 1:33PM
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keatdogg
Posts: 95 - Karma: 110
Marry Khaleesi, she has FUCKING DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!! Hate fuck Joffrey's mom.
May 2 2013 1:40PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Don't watch the show.
Base on pics.
Kill the first, fuck the second, marry the last
May 2 2013 1:45PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
if Margaery can manipulate the shit out of someone as sociopathic and egotistical as Joffrey, what chance do you stand?

Not to mention...dragons
May 2 2013 1:53PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Kill Cersei,
Fuck Margeary
Marry Daenarys (I would then immediately go ride her then one of the dragons)
May 2 2013 2:05PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
MARRY KHALESSI

FUCK CERSI

KILL MARGERY
May 2 2013 2:13PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,355
did you seriously make a new alias just to create this shitty thread.
May 2 2013 2:59PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
fuck the hound
marry joffrey
kill theon
May 2 2013 3:03PM
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
dany could ride me anyday, and cersei needs to die. margery seems tolerabe.
May 2 2013 3:14PM
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thedawg
Posts: 730 - Karma: 452
kill cersei, kill her at all costs
May 2 2013 4:17PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
Here's the thing, I'd be marrying the Tyrels, I would be rich and have a massive army at my disposal. Plus, Joffrey is stupid as fuck. I'm not dumb, I know she'll be playing an angle. Then I fuck Dragonbitch and kill bitch bitch. Everyone wins.
May 2 2013 4:19PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
this is a good one

definitely kill Cersai.

marry the Tyrell

screw Denaris


. but thats based on how they look in the show. if we're going by pictures of them in real life i would swap the tyrell and denari
May 2 2013 4:20PM
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lineskier10
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i just cant believe how many people are doing something other than killing cersei, she is an annoying ass cunt who deserves to die
May 2 2013 4:25PM
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JuliusJ
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How is any other option that than this even considered? This man is correct.
May 2 2013 4:41PM
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Spinoza
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I will admit she has her hot moments from time to time. But not even close to those other 2 babes

I actually like the red lady too, but my friends disagree and prefer John a snows wildling sloot
May 2 2013 4:43PM
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Spinoza
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im so glad youre taking that stance. i have avoided every GoT thread that has more than 10 posts in it just to be safe. i figured this one would be alright but i still hardly read anything
May 2 2013 4:53PM
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lineskier10
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i dunno red lady scares the shit out of me remember when she birthed a fucking shadow monster out of her vag, what if another one is in the oven and when you are fucking her it decides to rip your dick off? wildling chick all the way for me
May 2 2013 5:01PM
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foodbuffet11
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Big sean or my sister, my sister.
May 2 2013 5:16PM
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Bogs
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you're nowhere near as smart as you think you are.

Also...dragons
May 2 2013 5:22PM
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Mag
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we definitely need a newschoolers version of KFM
May 2 2013 5:24PM
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Laurent.
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On topic:

I imagine Cersei to be amazing in the sack, the actress herself even more so.

Marry Khaleesi, she is cute <3

That leaves Margory to die. I will also call red priest lady.

But only because she is a Dutch actress who is in every single Dutch movie and now she has invaded foreign shows. She is unavoidable, it's bothering me.
May 2 2013 5:55PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
I would wife Khaleesi in a heartbeat. I would fuck Margery. I would chop Cercei's head off.
May 2 2013 5:59PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
thank you

people who read the books don't actually want to talk about the books, they just want to let everyone within a 20 mile radius know that they read the books and are therefore cooler than everyone who just watches the show
May 2 2013 7:20PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
The way Khaleesi rides dick I'd have to say I want to try that out. Marry Margery, definitely kill Cersei.
May 3 2013 1:13AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
fuck your father, marry your sister, and kill you
May 3 2013 1:21AM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
Fuck Kaleesi.
Marry Margory.
Kill Cersei.
May 3 2013 6:51AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
kill

marry

Fuck For DAYYSSS on end
May 3 2013 1:37PM
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KillFuckMarry
Posts: 4 - Karma: 53
Cersei

Margaery

Kaleesi
May 4 2013 11:09PM
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