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Ever fail drug test after 30 days?

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TheStamos
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What's your story? did you pass it?
May 1 2013 10:19PM
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.Jacob
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May 1 2013 10:21PM
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grapejuice3000+
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One time i took a drug test, i was really nervous because when i was a freshman i smoke twice with this one kid, but apparently it doesn't show up on the drug test if its been more than 2 years because i passed.
May 1 2013 10:21PM
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edai
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And so it begins...the great drug test epidemic of 2013
May 1 2013 10:22PM
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louie.mirags
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took me 45 days to get clean before i joined the navy.. That is a lot of bud smoking and extra body fat... stores in the fat cells, everybody is different.

1.drink a gallon of water a day
2. don't be a pussy about this, better be a legit worry (doubt it)
May 1 2013 11:04PM
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TheStamos
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35 days, 155lb vegetarian.. fuck I hope it passes its for a career job.just being a giant pussy about it.
May 1 2013 11:09PM
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.Duncan.
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which drug, and how are they testing?
May 1 2013 11:24PM
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TheStamos
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Pot 10 panel
May 1 2013 11:25PM
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.Duncan.
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If you exercise and drink a decent amount of water you should be perfectly fine, if you are super worried still, some of my friends have done those cleanser things and swear that they work well.
May 1 2013 11:31PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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If you're like me and have low body fat and don't smoke all the time, it should be clean in a cour weeks. Buddy smokes a joint two days before and passed.
May 1 2013 11:43PM
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TheStamos
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I got all that, haven't smoked in 35 days that was my routine abstenance. I think I'll be fine. Took it today, guess I'll find out soon enough.......
May 1 2013 11:54PM
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louie.mirags
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no worries then.. i was >22% body fat, that's why it took 45... for the record not that big now LOL powerful kaleshakes
May 2 2013 6:18AM
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YouAllSuck
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I know a kid who passed a drug test three days after smoking, he just drank a shit ton of water and juice /claim
May 2 2013 8:39AM
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Stose
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It's not a claim since k_m just explained how that's easily possible
May 2 2013 9:36AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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So glad where I work uses or testing, only goes back a day. But that whole wall of text was rather helpful.
May 2 2013 12:32PM
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theabortionator
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Ever fail a drug test?

What's your story did you pass it?




WUT
May 2 2013 12:33PM
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t-roy
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good luck with that method unless you can prescribe LASIX/furosemide for yourself...
May 2 2013 12:54PM
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first_rodeo
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im 21 and pretty much have smoked pot every 30minutes since like 10th grade

Im a former year round wrestler and have  7.5% body fat,

when i get clean for certain things like a team that D-test, or professional jobs it takes me a solid 6-8 weeks to get marijuana out of my system,  i test myself regularly during those periods until i can pass.

it would be shameful if an accounting firm came back and was like your a dopehead and clearly not what we are looking for.

blaze on

never turn down a toke

May 2 2013 1:08PM
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TheStamos
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2 seperate questions related to the thread title. Next time I'll put in cliff notes for you.
May 2 2013 2:24PM
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Willgum
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Nah. But OP hows your day going, mines been really swell so far
May 2 2013 2:58PM
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2_fadez
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that stuff isn't necessary, but the rest of the info is great.
i made the thread with all the drug test passing info in it either in NSG or the 420 cult. i dont really remember
May 2 2013 4:23PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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I hadn't smoked in a few months, smoked 1 bowl with a friend and got popped for a test 2 weeks later.


I drank a ton of water before hand, the little THC bar was a little faded and I thought I was fucked but my probation officer just gave it a quick glance said "looks good!" and threw it away.


I think the high I got from going from the utter feeling of "I'm fucked I'm fucked I'm going to juvy I'm fucked" to "HOLY FUCKING SHIT I PASSED" was better then any weed I've ever smoked.
May 2 2013 4:33PM
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ScubaSteveFather
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I smoke consistently (once or twice a day) and for my job I am drug tested about once or twice every 6 months. To pass it is easy just take some visine and put about 2-5 drops of Visine inside the container you piss in and voila you will pass
May 2 2013 4:51PM
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ScubaSteveFather
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BTW this is only for the piss test it does not work for saliva or blood test or hair test
May 2 2013 4:51PM
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deleted5
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God I hate Ns so much.
May 2 2013 6:19PM
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bermbuster49
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Story:

I had to strap my buddies clean piss to my sack for a piss test for pre-employment.


hit the temp perfect and i was good to go, but maaaaan talk about nerve wrecking, i'm deff. going to do it the legit way next time (i was a bit blind sided)
May 2 2013 7:40PM
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Crispy.
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What drugs are you guys testing?
May 2 2013 7:42PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I have a drug test tomorrow. Not too worried. bummed that i can't get shitfaced tonight though since it's at 8:30 in the morning.
May 2 2013 7:51PM
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CluckaChuck
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Hahahaha
May 2 2013 8:44PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Sitting in the waiting room. Made every mistake. Peed at home so now I'm pounding water and coffee so I can fill the cup. There is a breathalyzer and I went to the bar last night. I smell like beer. Oh well.
May 3 2013 10:40AM
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