So I went to the doctor a couple months ago, for reasons, and they told me they needed a urine sample. So I went to the bathroom sat down and concentrated. I ended up producing like, 3/4 of a cup. So I set down the cup so that I could wipe, and after that I stood up to pull up my pants. I somehow ended up kicking over the cup that contained my piss. So I'm like trying to mop up the piss from the floor with hand napkins, and I was probably in there like 20 minutes. The nurse knocks on the door and is like " We don't really need a urine sample." So I pretty much went through all that trouble for nothing.