Replying to Crystal Meth

So I tried salvia and heroin, both weren't hard enough. I'm thinking about trying Crystal Meth, good idea or no? I heard once some guy tried meth and he ate his own hand. This could be a life changing visual and euphoric experience guys.

Any ideas on where to get it? Should I go all Walter White and cook my own? I found 1 kg for $2000 on Silk Road, is this a good amount to get high?

How much should I take, and how? Should I shove it in my butthole? Inject it? Bake it into cookies?

+K to those who answer with helpful opinions / suggestions.