Replying to Almost just fucked up NS

Hey NS this is the first time I've ever been grateful of my occasional paranoria. So NS I went to go put on a pair of underwear and had a thought there could be a spider in them. So I turn them inside out and to my surprise there's a fucking spider crawling around inside. So I kill that motherfucker but NS just think about how fucking weird that would be finding a spider crawling around your junk. This shit just weirded me out. Also NS have any of your paranoid thoughts ever been true?