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Almost just fucked up NS

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.SHAGGY.
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Hey NS this is the first time I've ever been grateful of my occasional paranoria. So NS I went to go put on a pair of underwear and had a thought there could be a spider in them. So I turn them inside out and to my surprise there's a fucking spider crawling around inside. So I kill that motherfucker but NS just think about how fucking weird that would be finding a spider crawling around your junk. This shit just weirded me out. Also NS have any of your paranoid thoughts ever been true?
Apr 29 2013 2:40AM
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Joebin
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Are you actulyisdolan?
Apr 29 2013 2:45AM
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Tinga
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or if that was a radio active spider and well you know the rest. you could have missed out on a great opportunity.
Apr 29 2013 2:47AM
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Rafiki
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you wear underwear at home?
Apr 29 2013 2:47AM
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.SHAGGY.
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I decided to get my shit together and put some on
Apr 29 2013 2:48AM
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cbj
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I would wear that underwear and kill the fucker with my buttcrack. I always get paranoid when I'm having sex when my parents are home
Apr 29 2013 2:50AM
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.SHAGGY.
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Just the idea of a spider crawling inside my pants weirds me out.
Apr 29 2013 2:51AM
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.SHAGGY.
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Perhaps but a risk I am not willing to take
Apr 29 2013 2:52AM
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jaredmdub
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i was paranoid about coming into this thread and finding out it was pure shit.


it happened.
Apr 29 2013 3:24AM
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MNS
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Stop posting
Apr 29 2013 3:29AM
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Rafiki
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you probably missed the spider holding this sign

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Apr 29 2013 3:35AM
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erikK
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:(
Apr 29 2013 4:37AM
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theBearJew
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But you could have been spiderdick, shooting webs out of your penis making it crawl up on tons of shit.
Apr 29 2013 8:55AM
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roddy116
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Apr 29 2013 9:16AM
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LoathesRaisins
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Anymore stupid than you're shitty threads?

Apr 29 2013 11:50AM
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johnnyBuz
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This thread has ...


Apr 29 2013 12:07PM
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zwiefel12
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One time in college I was playing some video games and my roommate told me there was a giant spider crawling on my dresser... I had my top drawer open (underwear and sock drawer) and it was headed right for it. I paused the game and looked over just in time to watch the spider crwl right in.  I finished the round I was playing and went over to my drawer and pulled out all the socks and underwear and shook them all out, flipped every pair inside out and never found the spider. I was freaked out paranoid forever about putting on underwear with that giant spider in them. It was a sucky last couple months.
Apr 29 2013 12:15PM
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JAHpow
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I thought this thread was going to be about how OP actually almost fucked up NS.

It wasn't and I am disappoint.
Apr 29 2013 11:12PM
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49566738265
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It would be crazy to be able to shoot a spider web from your dick and swing around a city.
Apr 29 2013 11:34PM
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WaffleMaster
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This thread has convinced me to always check my underwear, unless of course you're making this all up. PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE MAKING THIS ALL UP.
Apr 29 2013 11:37PM
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.SHAGGY.
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Sadly no this event has now made me do the exact same thing.
Apr 29 2013 11:38PM
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Swaggermager
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Sort of relevant, once I was spanking the monkey and a spider was crawling along the desk so I tried to sweep it off and accidentally swept it right into my crotch right under my sack. One of the scarriest moments of my life
Apr 29 2013 11:42PM
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Rafiki
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YA RODDY YOU ARE SHITTY THREADS

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Apr 29 2013 11:48PM
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.SHAGGY.
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Holy fuck well that better than it landing in your dickhole
Apr 29 2013 11:49PM
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