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Embarrassing situations

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SFB
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so the other day i was taking a nice bike ride over to my local supermarket to buy some laxatives cause i had been backed up for the last 5 days and i was starting to worry that i would probably blow up. so as soon as i bought it i ate half of them thinking they would kick in in about 20 minutes or so. but boy was i wrong these were ultra fast acting laxatives. when i was on the way back my tummy started rumbling and i felt like i was gonna shit in mah pants so i started biking really fast. but that made me lose all bowel control and my dhiareaa flew out behind me at 40mph right onto this guys windshiled. this terrified me so i biked all the way to my house. i thought i would be safe form the guy whos windshield i recently shat on but he actually followed the trail i lieft behind and he broke down my down and lit my house on fire. it was really emabarrasing when i had to call my mom and tell her how our house got burned down.
Apr 28 2013 8:39PM
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GIF
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Why didn't you just shat the fire out?
Apr 28 2013 8:42PM
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Brodo_Swaggins
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Good story OP.
Apr 28 2013 8:56PM
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WaffleMaster
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I honestly laughed when i thought it was real but then you pulled the house getting burned down which made it fake and ruined the joke.

Thanks for the laugh while it lasted at least :)
Apr 28 2013 9:03PM
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edai
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what that guy said^

At what point did the spaghetti start coming out?
Apr 28 2013 9:05PM
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gotti
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hahaha then spaghetti and meatballs started flowing out of my ass
Apr 28 2013 9:27PM
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Miomo
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Exactly what I was thinking
Apr 28 2013 9:31PM
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grapejuice3000+
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man i wish i was there, so much andyr poo would have made me go gee gee
Apr 28 2013 9:33PM
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alvy.
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So you think itZ realistic for his shit to come out of his ass at 40 miles an hour? You trippin
Apr 28 2013 9:44PM
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SFB
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no it really did it was painful.
Apr 28 2013 9:47PM
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alvy.
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props
Apr 28 2013 9:51PM
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SFB
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thanks man it was a dark time.
Apr 28 2013 9:53PM
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Dingo69
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Lies!
Apr 28 2013 9:55PM
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GIF
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Dingo69 your name is fake... A dingo cant sixty 9. it isn't possible

However a dungus can! You should change to Dingus69
Apr 28 2013 10:07PM
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grapejuice3000+
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spacemen dont even know how to
Apr 28 2013 10:10PM
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SFB
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mmm hmm.
Apr 28 2013 10:31PM
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cbj
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Nice thread baconator
Apr 28 2013 10:57PM
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SFB
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thanks!
Apr 28 2013 11:00PM
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GIF
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YES THEY DO
Apr 28 2013 11:21PM
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BrewskiJr
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Apr 28 2013 11:23PM
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.SHAGGY.
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Fooled me till the end lol
Apr 28 2013 11:49PM
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Bakeshow
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hahah shit what was the thread with all those stories about spaghetti and what not? would really like to give that a second gander
Apr 28 2013 11:55PM
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cbj
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Blacktext. My favourite thread. Will bump now
Apr 29 2013 1:50AM
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SFB
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yipee
Apr 29 2013 7:32PM
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Titus69
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pics or it didnt happen
Apr 29 2013 7:45PM
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SFB
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pics will be up momentarily.
Apr 29 2013 8:12PM
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SFB
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as promised:

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Apr 29 2013 8:20PM
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theabortionator
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Read first and last sentence.


Also obvious nans. Make better threads.
Apr 29 2013 8:33PM
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theabortionator
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That reminds me of something I posted in another thread a few years ago. I'm going to leave it be until the statute of limitations is up though.
Apr 29 2013 8:35PM
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GIF
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Dude no way! I didn't believe it but then I saw the picture!
Apr 30 2013 9:14AM
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SFB
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yeah its pretty convincing.
Apr 30 2013 12:51PM
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first_rodeo
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Apr 30 2013 1:09PM
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Boomhauer
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yo dang ol woman sex man talkin' bout all up on boomy man she scratch my dang ol bunghole man talkin' bout YO none of dat man
Apr 30 2013 1:13PM
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SFB
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yuck.
May 2 2013 1:04PM
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WaffleMaster
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Yo is there a legit "embarrassing stories" thread? I'd like to either make one or bump one, someone link me!
May 7 2013 8:02AM
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SFB
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are you saying this isnt legit?
May 7 2013 12:17PM
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