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Text this to your parents

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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
"i got 2 grams for $40"
and then right after,
"sorry ignore that"
hahaha
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Apr 25 2013 8:42PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
and post a screenshot of their response!
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Apr 25 2013 8:43PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Oh Austin!

But I like this haha, threads.

Your mums a bit of a bitch man.

Apr 25 2013 8:45PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
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Apr 25 2013 8:45PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
that's not me haha. i do love how she used his full name
Apr 25 2013 8:46PM
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shitpoop
Posts: 667 - Karma: 1,479
HOLY SHIT AHHAHAHAH
Apr 25 2013 8:50PM
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
looooool +k
Apr 25 2013 8:52PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
This is what my friend posted on twitter yesterday. I was thinking about making a thread for other people to do this but you beat me to it.

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Apr 25 2013 8:52PM
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,582
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Apr 25 2013 8:57PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
my mom was being a cunt once and read a text on my phone that said "do you still want to buy stuff from me?", i told her that it was meant for someone else.
Apr 25 2013 9:20PM
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Easy-E
Posts: 751 - Karma: 1,686
i txtd my dad once saying my balls hurt cuz a friend sabatoged my soap bottle with icey hot... he thought i was gay for the nexxt month and kept asking if i had a boyfriend
Apr 25 2013 9:24PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
I feel like nobody is actually going to do it. But if you do you are king.
Apr 25 2013 9:24PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
threads
Apr 25 2013 9:24PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Your mom was being a cunt because she read a text about you buying drugs?

Damn you mom! Total invasion of privacy! I'll damn well buy drugs if I want to, it's none of your business!
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Apr 25 2013 9:24PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51667 - Karma: 162,585
Is there going to be a new thread every time somebody texts something else?

Sweet trend.


Apr 25 2013 9:27PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i mean yea good point. i didnt buy it anyways, this kid was heckling me to buy weed from him because he had to sell it all before the end of the month. but im not one to hold it on me.
Apr 25 2013 9:28PM
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-RDG-
Posts: 376 - Karma: 140
Threads. this is bringing teh lolz
Apr 25 2013 9:28PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
Solid.
Apr 25 2013 9:31PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
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Apr 25 2013 9:32PM
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BChaps1209
Posts: 1350 - Karma: 2,441
threads
Apr 25 2013 9:46PM
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Tortid
Posts: 361 - Karma: 151
HAHAHAHA this thread is lulz
Apr 25 2013 9:50PM
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SkiBladeHero
Posts: 41 - Karma: 36
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Apr 25 2013 10:09PM
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BASEDRILEY
Posts: 1451 - Karma: 898
FUCK YOU BRIAN
Apr 25 2013 10:11PM
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FreeskiThe603
Posts: 861 - Karma: 1,409
this may be one of the best threads ever!
Apr 25 2013 10:12PM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,199
FUCK YOU BRIAN!
Apr 25 2013 10:14PM
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Noha
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 2,684
you obviously didnt text these. All the phones have diferent servers
Apr 25 2013 10:15PM
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funk~
Posts: 401 - Karma: 379
bahaha what the fuck
Apr 25 2013 10:16PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
no shit
Apr 25 2013 10:16PM
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Brodo_Swaggins
Posts: 136 - Karma: 172
How does one begin to comprehend what was written in the third one down?
Apr 25 2013 10:20PM
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funk~
Posts: 401 - Karma: 379
kill ur self weirdo
Apr 25 2013 10:22PM
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Blake.P
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i got out of it. something about selling drugs makes you a whore with a bunch of tattoos that they will disown and wont graduate?

idk though it was impossible to read
Apr 25 2013 10:22PM
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JWeinstock
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w=nice spelling
Apr 25 2013 10:23PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/what-happens-if-you-text-your-parents-pretending-to-be-a-dru

best ones have already been posted though
Apr 25 2013 10:38PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
I never said I did, I found them online and posted them here for others to see. But I'm glad you felt the need to state the obvious.
Apr 25 2013 11:13PM
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danderson.
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Apr 25 2013 11:27PM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
Will do tommorow threada
Apr 25 2013 11:28PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37403 - Karma: 120,336
Jokes on you. My mom would be stoked if that happened.
Apr 25 2013 11:31PM
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CantTouchMySwag
Posts: 51 - Karma: 560
Prove it
Apr 25 2013 11:35PM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
"doing ganja" lol
Apr 25 2013 11:47PM
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Spillway_East
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 378
this was actually really weird since he has the same name as me...
Apr 26 2013 12:36AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
She would be stoked that you're paying $20/g? That sucks...
Apr 26 2013 12:47AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37403 - Karma: 120,336
Minus the rapeage in price of course. The weed part she'd be stoked on.


And yes, my mom smokes from time to time. Sue me.
Apr 26 2013 12:50AM
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BASEDRILEY
Posts: 1451 - Karma: 898
dude you seem like, really cool man. Can we be friends?
Apr 26 2013 12:56AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37403 - Karma: 120,336
Depends, of course. You have to let me fingerblast your sister first.
Apr 26 2013 1:03AM
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BASEDRILEY
Posts: 1451 - Karma: 898
I have a younger brother feel free.
Apr 26 2013 1:12AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51667 - Karma: 162,585
Well we're at it why not just say you'll buy an 8th for $500
Apr 26 2013 1:21AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
For some reason I feel like if I texted this to my parents and then told them it's a joke and someone on the Internet told me I should do it they would be more convinced I just smoked up some of those 2 grams...
Apr 26 2013 1:26AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
wow kids on here will actually do this?
Apr 26 2013 1:27AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,917
My mother, worst she could do is call the landlord and accuse me of dealing. Then nothing would happen. Except she wouldn't talk to me again.
Apr 26 2013 1:38AM
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