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In Defense of My Titties

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CTizzle
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Hello Newschoolers,

FD titties--here to set the record straight. We are not some pro ho, high school, ratchet tatas. In fact, you've probably run into us at Cecilias and experienced a failed attempt to buy us a drink because, while some of you may have pointed out, they may not be the biggest, we are the perfect, perky, cubic handful attached to a woman of class who was bound to catch your attention at the bar.

Lesh did not have to "buy his bitches," or find some "nasty ass hoes" to fill his bed. Despite his videos, he's quite the ladies man and managed to keep these beautiful tits around for quite some time, swooning the rest of those sexy ladies into his bed one crazy, experimental night that resulted in the intro to "This Friday."

As for the high school chicks at the end, let's be honest, the fun ones don't stick around Utah much after 18 anyway...and I can tell you for a fact they were too busy washing the chocolate milk out of their hair to join us for the party, or after party.

While we're currently taking a hiatus as Lesh and FD's main titties, I can tell you as an insider that I will never stop loving the brand, the man, and of course, milk on titties.


Apr 22 2013 9:00PM
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GGreene
Posts: 993 - Karma: 42
i saw you on Tinder last night. i said yes, obviously
Apr 23 2013 2:13PM
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BrownBomber
Posts: 675 - Karma: 446
Threads for ratchet bitches.
Apr 23 2013 2:17PM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
I love how spring has hit and NS is just a frenzy of random girls boobs.
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Apr 23 2013 2:20PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
the majority of you guys are fuckin retarded.

good on you girls killin it for all the pre teen losers who dont deserve to post on this site...
Apr 23 2013 2:33PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
fund it!
Apr 23 2013 2:41PM
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Saga.
Posts: 3812 - Karma: 45,331
We don't want this site to crash.
Apr 23 2013 2:48PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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Apr 23 2013 2:56PM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
Hahahahahaha
Apr 23 2013 2:59PM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
Hahahahahaha
Apr 23 2013 2:59PM
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Fairview
Posts: 430 - Karma: 33
"woman of class" just became a very, very loose definition. In fact I remember when Madeleine Albright posted to defend her milk soaked breasts on a forum dedicated to skiing, it is nice to know that the women of NS show the legitimate side of womens' skiing.
Apr 23 2013 3:01PM
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Big5hifty
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Apr 23 2013 3:02PM
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Jane6
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Apr 23 2013 3:07PM
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Jaggy_Snake
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It was a matter of time before this gif was used in this thread.

Carry on.
Apr 23 2013 3:16PM
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mooseman077
Posts: 300 - Karma: 359
Ahahaha, thats one of the funniest things I've read on here in a bit. But for real tho, who the fuck complains about titties at all?
Apr 23 2013 3:24PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
this is awesome
Apr 23 2013 3:30PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
So the takeaway is your boobs are on the internet but you're still classy because you did it for free.. carry on.
Apr 23 2013 3:31PM
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joriza.ski
Posts: 1652 - Karma: 2,170
im dieing. this was funny
Apr 23 2013 3:52PM
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cruzinthru
Posts: 94 - Karma: 65
some ladies man if he's gettin his ladies to defend themselves
Apr 23 2013 3:54PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
OMG AN ACTUAL FEMALE?!??

LIKE... WITH BOOBS AND STUFF?!???




OMG BISHOP YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUZ.
Apr 23 2013 3:57PM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,567
hahaha the high school girls go to or graduated from my high school (/claim) and one of wrote an angry letter to the man you know as Troy. on NS for driving recklessly around her in the school parking lot. #squidsquadcookinbeef
Apr 23 2013 4:00PM
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Jane6
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Apr 23 2013 4:01PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Best post in this entire thread.
Apr 23 2013 4:04PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
I concur.
Apr 23 2013 4:05PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
all of them do*
Apr 23 2013 4:07PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Identify yourself.
Apr 23 2013 4:13PM
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^nate^
Posts: 1263 - Karma: 560
NS TITS CONTROVERSY 2013!!!!



Apr 23 2013 4:15PM
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MontanaMountains
Posts: 385 - Karma: 699
nothing better than a nice afternoon milking some tits
Apr 23 2013 4:22PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
this is lesh's alias
Apr 23 2013 4:24PM
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d00d
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.
Apr 23 2013 4:31PM
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Vino
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Still no tits pic tagged with op's name.... Alias
Apr 23 2013 4:42PM
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Virtika
Posts: 623 - Karma: 10,949
This thread was just brought to our attention, and is quite the thing!

As some industry people and NS mods (who have actually partied with some of these woman) can attest to, this "CDIZZLE" is actually the girl from a few of our videos. And NO, Lesh did NOT ask her to post this, we just told him about this thread now. For numerous legal and social reasons, Lesh prefers to keep things as private and confidential as possible.
Apr 23 2013 5:02PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Everyone knows this, they're just kidding.

Also think another video of his encounters with the cops is due.
Apr 23 2013 5:03PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
He certainly does, especially in all of his interviews and video appearances. He appears quite humble.
Apr 23 2013 5:19PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,191
lol really? Thats kickass, I only recognized the asian one.
Apr 23 2013 5:19PM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
Chuckles.
Apr 23 2013 5:21PM
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andrewhsnwboards
Posts: 45 - Karma: -44
gay
Apr 23 2013 7:12PM
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dlentz
Posts: 289 - Karma: 1,062
SHOW US YOUR KNOCKERS!
Apr 23 2013 7:16PM
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chill_davis
Posts: 2107 - Karma: 650
Im not even mad, I'm impressed.
Apr 23 2013 7:59PM
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715.
Posts: 609 - Karma: 389
first post? I smell bullshit

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Apr 23 2013 8:23PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,191
Muthafuckin No-dawg fucking shit up, ya heard?
Apr 23 2013 8:29PM
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vandersteeze
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Apr 23 2013 8:35PM
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SpliffyJ
Posts: 778 - Karma: 565
I like Boobz
Apr 23 2013 8:38PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
guess we gotta hang out here now that the fun sucking mods deleted the only other interesting thread on NS

#twerkitellie2013willneverdie
#prayforellie
#prayfortwerk
Apr 23 2013 8:42PM
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lamadelrey
Posts: 210 - Karma: 481
#neverforget
Apr 23 2013 8:46PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
Hahaha this no one actually gives two fucks about this girl. Stop trying to attention whore your "perfect" tits.
Apr 23 2013 9:08PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,917
Hmmm. I should look in ski grabber more often.
Apr 23 2013 9:27PM
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CaptainDiabetes
Posts: 224 - Karma: 161
#cut4ellie
Apr 23 2013 9:44PM
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Queen_Selassie
Posts: 1430 - Karma: 1,363

hahaha conceded much? and you must be a real classy bitch cause you get hit on at cecilias! grow up.

Apr 23 2013 10:32PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
dint read any of the thread

I wasn't a fan of the newest FD edit, over hyped and a let down compared paired to the last 2, easily a let down from the ice cube "friday" movies it knocks off

Now for your tits, they were nothing special, typical white girl tits begging for attention, no hate but thats what it is. Old ski movies/edits use to have tits which as a youngin i enjoyed and I see where FD was going.

But you got naked for a ski edit, BITCH YOUR RACHET AS FUCk have some pride in yourself. I get the whole " I dont give a fuck" attitude ad I see what you are doing to draw more attention for the edit

Your rachet ass got naked for a ski edit, your a lose toots sorry to put it that way. you have no morals and be dirty as fux.

I have higher standards then yo so youe whole "Im the girl that most of you buys drinks at the bar" is a fucking pitty ass line, and it pathetic you are trying to rationalize getting naked.

At the end of the day you got naked for a bunch of pre teens, you are clearly fucked in the head for trying to justify it. you even called out some rachet ass HS hoes saying they wernt around.

Lesh isnt a smooth talker your just EASY


you and 100% if the girls in that edit are easy and yall are rachet, end of story. stop trying to justify it. Yall are some ugly ass hoes looking for attention
Apr 23 2013 10:58PM
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jameskiy
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Half of the people in this thread come off as homosexual bitches who bash a chick for showing tits, the other half realise this is just another marketing tactic to bring more exposure to fd. Lesh is everywhere
Apr 23 2013 11:02PM
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