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Mr.Sloth
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Fuck.


That is all
Apr 22 2013 8:51PM
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stalefish.
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bahahahaha what a poet
Apr 23 2013 11:21AM
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MNS
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I'm saving myself for Jesus, only anal, no condom necessary
Apr 23 2013 1:04PM
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Mr.Bishop
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If you don't leave space at the top it can totally happen. As well, if you get 'domes that are too small for you.

Apr 23 2013 1:15PM
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.RYAN66
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bada bing bada boom.

Not sure if my girl is allergic to latex but always used trojans and it made her twat burn after. switched to skyn non-latex and no more so must be something like that.


still to sketched out to raw dog all the time even though she is on the pill, makes condoms feel even more like a garbage bag.
Apr 23 2013 1:18PM
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J_MAC
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this... its legit
Apr 23 2013 1:34PM
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GayWolf420
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It's natures condom.
Apr 23 2013 5:30PM
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J-LUVrunsthegame
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might have been tthe lube on the condom?! try different brand maybe idek... but on the pill raw dog with pull out is all good... almost 100%
Apr 23 2013 6:58PM
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OGHolliday
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Do I have a vagina? No

Do I want a loosey goosey condom with ridges sliding all up and down my dick like a fucking slinky to stimulate a vagina. I think not.
Apr 23 2013 6:58PM
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coolflash8
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im sorry but this is just not true. birth control is only as effective as it is used, meaning if the girl is forgetful/lazy and misses a day or two the effectiveness is greatly lowered. also when you are fixin to nut it is against every instinct in our bodies to pull out, also precum.
Apr 23 2013 7:24PM
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johnnyBuz
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You know what else is against every instinct in our bodies? Paying child support.
Apr 23 2013 8:01PM
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coolflash8
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case in point
Apr 23 2013 8:07PM
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GayWolf420
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Wiping some nasty diarrhea baby ass, too.
Apr 23 2013 8:43PM
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Bateman
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i like your style.
Apr 23 2013 8:48PM
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cwillygood
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that cant be real hahaha
Apr 23 2013 8:55PM
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taylornicky
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Apr 23 2013 8:59PM
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clive_bixby
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It was mr sloths prom weekend this past weekend btw.
Apr 23 2013 9:03PM
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J-LUVrunsthegame
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actually birth control is proven 99% effective... people pull out all the time.... honestly if the lady takes her birthcontrol then its all g... in theory
Apr 23 2013 9:08PM
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coolflash8
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its not my place to tell anyone what to do, but understanding the risks are essential
Apr 23 2013 9:17PM
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Karkoskier
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Only way to do it.

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Apr 23 2013 9:22PM
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louie.mirags
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Word.. No need for a condom in this economy if your main squeeze is on the pill..
Apr 23 2013 9:27PM
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BoogieWoman
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So long as she's not some crazy fucking nut job who wants to get pregnant to 'trap' you. Probably doesn't happen in your teens but when you hit you're mid-late 20's you better watch out for those psycho hoes!
Apr 24 2013 4:28AM
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HungryHypocrite
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http://www.origamicondoms.com/#!receptive-anal-intercourse-condom/cow7

WTF??
Apr 24 2013 4:48AM
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line686
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Was a pleasant surprise when a doctor explained the pill effectiveness to my girl and I. Always thought the 99% meant every time you have sex, there's a 1% chance of failure. Turns out it's over the average year of sex, the chance of pill failure is 1%.

That said, I can't remember the last time I used a condom. But we track her schedule and are very careful on certain days of the month.
Apr 24 2013 5:11AM
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987321654hgfd
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There is one time tested, 100% effective form of contraception...
















 abortion
Apr 24 2013 8:43AM
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Jane6
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Hahah legit laughed out loud, +k
Apr 24 2013 9:07AM
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thebeesknees
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hahah what a dumb bitch, shed rather be preggo than have one person judge her
Apr 24 2013 10:28AM
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theBearJew
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My old Gf's roommate was too embarrassed to go buy it so I did it for her. Didn't even get to screw her and still had to get plan b. Didn't pay for it tho.
Apr 24 2013 10:30AM
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skithesprings
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there is no fucking way the people designing these have ever had sex.

Apr 24 2013 11:13AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Period came in, so I'm in the clear!
May 6 2013 9:30AM
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BrewskiJr
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May 6 2013 10:42AM
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Petey.
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Ahh, always some of the best news you can get my friend. Used to make my week! You've been spared lol
May 6 2013 10:48AM
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bermbuster49
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hahah made me LOLcopter
May 6 2013 12:34PM
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Jeebus.
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Thank Jesus!!

I will be awaiting your thank you card.
May 6 2013 12:38PM
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PON3
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SAME!

Had a fucked up story. Broke up with the ex, after I left her place 10 min later she tells me she is preggo. Got her period a couple days ago. Crazy bitch trying to be crazy
May 6 2013 3:51PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Fuck dude I'm moving at the end of the summer and I'm afraid she might try something like that...
May 7 2013 9:54AM
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coolkidz
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If she is that crazy, you probably should end it now...

May 7 2013 10:02AM
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PON3
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Yeah it was scary, and just reeeeeeked of desperation. I kinda knew if was a false alarm, but yet again with crazy bitches you never know.

Keep that shit straight homie
May 7 2013 10:10AM
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Willgum
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When the outcome (a baby) affects myself greatly, Im not going to leave it up to someone else to be responsible. People forget to take pills all the time, just not worth the risk
May 7 2013 10:40AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Not to mention the fact that simply missing the pill one day can in some cases trigger ovulation.

When you trust that a girl is on the pill, you trust that she never - not any day ever in the year - EVER forgets to take her pill. Not once.

Think of how unreliable that is, and think about how many people wouldn't mention that they forgot.

Its also stupid to count on abortions or morning after pill. I've had way too many buddies that discovered just how religious the girl was the second she got pregnant. You have absolutely zero rights to force her into an abortion, or to take the morning after pill. You have no rights to get out of child support, and you have basically no rights whatsoever.

I have kids now, and the only advice I have is that you need to want them or you will hate your life like you never have before.

Creampies are not worth the risk. Pulling out doesn't work - I have two buddies with kids who tried the old pull-out method and the precum got them.

Condoms are awesome. You can protect yourself vs. trusting someone else to do it. The consequences of unwanted pregnancy is just too damn high.
May 7 2013 10:54AM
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PON3
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May 7 2013 11:06AM
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casual
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I was sort of on board until the bit about creampies not being worth the risk...

Condoms fucking suck, period.
May 7 2013 11:13AM
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Downtofilm
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Wise words of Mr Bishop.
May 7 2013 11:13AM
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t_rob
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For the tl;dr crowd....

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May 7 2013 11:24AM
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Randy_Quench
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damn, am I the only one who never knew bishop was a dad?
I bet you would put on a hell of a show at career day haha

"whats your dad do ______?" "oh he just runs the most badass ski website on the internet."
May 7 2013 11:35AM
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Terpskerp
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make your girl take the pill and bust your nut with no condom.
May 7 2013 12:07PM
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Mr.Bishop
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You haven't raised a newborn baby.

Imagine not sleeping for more than 1-2 hours at a time for more than a year straight with no breaks?

There are terrorists that would swear allegiance to America for less than that.

Trust me - unless you want to be a parent real bad there is no amount of momentary pleasure that offsets the consequences of failure.
May 8 2013 10:34AM
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casual
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Much like I haven't raised a newborn baby, apparently you haven't moved through your life seeking momentary pleasure and little else hahaha.
May 8 2013 12:15PM
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SKI.ING
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Love this little nugget in that paragraph of wisdom. But yes, this man speaks the absolute truth.
May 8 2013 12:45PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Ah yes I have, and I have now started to taste the long term effects of short term pleasure. Most of the time I'd agree when you're young fuck it and go for it.

However, kids outlive you. So this thing has a consequence that literally lasts longer than you will ever live.

Life should be a cost/benefit analysis constantly. Risk/reward works as vernacular if you prefer... and you have to make sure that the long-term risk doesn't drastically outweigh the short term reward.

Of course, this is said with age and experience. 16 year old me would have told me to go fuck myself, and thus is likely the circle of life.

May 13 2013 8:55AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Oh and no way - sex is awesome. Just protect yourself vs. counting on someone else to protect you.

That's just good life lessons.
May 13 2013 8:57AM
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