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Cats are reincarnations of Jesus

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Spagett+
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When jesus died his body exploded into billions of modern house cats. and these cats all carry and have passed down the gene of complete jesus superiority to their cat offsprings. They are better than us, we need to accept it.
Apr 22 2013 7:44PM
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Petey.
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Dogs>Cats
Apr 22 2013 7:46PM
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ILLinoisance
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Makes sense. Cats are pussies.
Apr 22 2013 7:46PM
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CheddarJack
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Apr 22 2013 7:54PM
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Bateman
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you're saying cat's doesnt exist? i have a pretty recent picture of my cat with a piece of bread around its head, - are you telling me that never happened?
Apr 22 2013 7:55PM
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Spagett+
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wwwoooooowwww, you just HAD to be that guy.
Apr 22 2013 8:11PM
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Bar_Down
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Awesome reply
Apr 22 2013 8:14PM
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Spinoza
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so Jesus was made up?
Apr 22 2013 8:15PM
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Bateman
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now now, the jesus was somewhat made up, but i'm pretty sure there was a little fella in a white robe who walked around here some time ago.

all his magic powers and dying for our sins is as real as my cat * 0
but that's my opinion, and everyone is entitled to their own.
Apr 22 2013 8:57PM
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Spinoza
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Apr 22 2013 9:01PM
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roddy116
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Apr 22 2013 9:02PM
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GIF
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Another Jesus cat, It can run in place!!!!!

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Apr 22 2013 9:05PM
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Daph
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Apr 22 2013 9:37PM
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WPoch
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Apr 22 2013 9:45PM
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-benedetto
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Apr 22 2013 9:47PM
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slugworth
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my friend was a cat in his past life.
Apr 22 2013 9:47PM
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SFB
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this is what happens to the bad kittys when they die.

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Apr 22 2013 11:45PM
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Lucas
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Yeah I mean he is one of the most doumented people in history it's pretty stupid to say he didn't exist... But yeah I totally agree with you
Apr 23 2013 12:09AM
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Bateman
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Pics for science
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Apr 23 2013 2:32AM
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SwagasaurusRex
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I lost
Apr 23 2013 10:18AM
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roddy116
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Apr 23 2013 12:52PM
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cbj
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Pretty sure cats are the anti-Christ... Horrible fuckers always scratching stuff and shit... Jesus was never a pussy
Apr 23 2013 12:56PM
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life_is_hood
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No, Tom wallisch is the reincarnation of Jesus. Everyone knows that.
Apr 23 2013 2:05PM
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ILLinoisance
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Apr 23 2013 3:29PM
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SwaggerAsFucc
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this.

cats are annoying and tiny

Apr 23 2013 3:33PM
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Spagett+
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Holy shit I used to be good at making threads.
Jan 3 2014 5:47PM
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Sno.
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I'm half cat.
Jan 3 2014 5:53PM
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stickski
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When was this, exactly?
Jan 3 2014 5:59PM
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Spagett+
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When I was 12 in April. Now I'm 13 and I am the best on the mountain.
Jan 3 2014 6:07PM
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MilaKunis
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Your 5/8ths bunny
Jan 3 2014 6:12PM
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Bateman
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I cannot recall any of this.
Jan 3 2014 6:14PM
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RonJeremiah
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OP
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Jan 3 2014 6:28PM
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YourMomsCouch
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Jan 3 2014 6:36PM
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Sir.Steezealot
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I can verify OP's hypothesis, for I am the son of god.

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Jan 3 2014 6:45PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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You are all wrong, miley cirus is reincarnated jesus. Cats are angels.
Jan 3 2014 6:52PM
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