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Fuck Ton of Food

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Nemmy
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My econ class holds food days at the end of each week. A friend and I would like to bring a fuck ton of something to class. Any Ideas?

I was thinking a whole bunch of fried rice or something of that nature.

Apr 22 2013 11:47AM
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Toasty.
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spagetti on deck and sour patch kids by the pounds
Apr 22 2013 11:50AM
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RimJobber
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Green beans
Apr 22 2013 11:50AM
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ILLinoisance
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Is a fuck ton more than an ass ton?

Either way, you should make popcorn and bring it in garbage bags.
Apr 22 2013 11:51AM
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Andy_H
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Also what about a shit ton?
Apr 22 2013 11:52AM
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ILLinoisance
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From urban dictonary:

A Shit ton is equivalent to 24 metric ass loads, or 1/10th of a fuck ton.




From that, I assume an ass ton is equal to 2 ass loads, so an ass ton is 1/12 a shit ton and 1/120 of a fuck ton.

Pardon my conversions if they're wrong, I can't remember all of chemistry class....
Apr 22 2013 11:57AM
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FerrisBueller
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fuck ton > shit ton > ass ton
Apr 22 2013 11:57AM
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gotti
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Pot brownies
Apr 22 2013 11:57AM
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grapejuice3000+
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thousands of human fingers and toes.
Apr 22 2013 12:05PM
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MASkier
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Cheeba chews.
Apr 22 2013 12:20PM
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Andy_H
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Thanks for clearing that up for me! Hahaha
Apr 22 2013 12:36PM
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CheddarJack
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Donut holes. We have donut holes every Friday in my Econ class. And we watch 5 minutes or so of the breakfast club. It's a dope class. All guys too so we all dick around so much
Apr 22 2013 1:04PM
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Petey.
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jasmine rice
Apr 22 2013 3:23PM
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SFB
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mmmmmmm crunchy those are my favorite after school snaks.
Apr 22 2013 4:38PM
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90053
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we once bought two large roast chickens into a lesson, then a year later the next class brought in a roast muntjac.
basically i advise hog roast or other large roasted meats
Apr 22 2013 4:49PM
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edai
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Bring in a cow and a machete.
Apr 22 2013 4:50PM
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J-C
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cock meat sandwich
Apr 22 2013 5:16PM
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t_rob
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I heard you can get some chocolate covered mushrooms in Colorado for $30.
Apr 22 2013 5:27PM
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Miomo
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Butter. Just a shit load of butter.
Apr 22 2013 5:27PM
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Nemmy
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thanks guys I really dig the popcorn or whole roast animal ideas
Apr 22 2013 6:05PM
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