Replying to Story time with Uncle Shredski

So, folks, this one time I was shreding El gnaro. The usual. I was taking a ride through the park, getting my laps in, slaying puss. Normal day, until like 20 gapers on snowblades started to swarm me. They were out of control, like all over the fucking place going bat shit crazy. Mayhem Bros, pure, gnar-blowing mayhem. So all of the sudden they jumped on my back and I was all "Woah" bro. So on the approach to this "Money Booter" I decide to go big. Future spin big. I toss it, and fly threw the space time continuum and dump those fools in the future. In the future all the babes have incredible ass-to-tit ratios, and they like to smash. So, I smashed them all and counter spun back into the present. It was too worth it.