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davidh
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Ok, this is the thread to put everything on NS that deserves any recognition at all.

Harvey (n): God. ex. 'I jumped off a cliff because Harvey told me to.'

Online Alien (n): The mysterious predator that shows up as a blank space on the online list. It has increased the sale of sporks in the US by 300%.

Hot Chick Thread (n): The place to go if your computer is blocking real porn. It is full of chicks that have been hand picked for their sheer hottness.


Add more and you'll be really cool. Anything that you think deserves recognition can be posted.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Nov 17 2004 7:25PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
dspin7x (n) a fuckin faggot








holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Nov 17 2004 7:28PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
Lateralis (n): Crazy perverted fuck that stalks teenage children of any sex on newschoolers.com
you are all stupid faggots.
Nov 17 2004 7:28PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
EMO_4EVER (n): the best alias ever, took two days to uncover






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Nov 17 2004 7:30PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
spork - a spoon/fork ex. gentlemen,prepare your sporks. spork him to death. ask the ns army for details on where to get your official spork
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We all smoke weed in our igloos, eh? Then we go and play hockey then eat poutines (I'm from a small area of Canada called Quebec) One month a year when there is no snow and some sun we go rollerblading - Markman
Nov 17 2004 7:30PM
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Dakoulas
Posts: 2894 - Karma: 40
Fag(n) the official put-down of ns.

Help me get a Free Ipod and you will be my best friend
Nov 17 2004 7:31PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
suxorz (n):having more than 1 name. ex. holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL







holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Nov 17 2004 7:34PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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George Bush (n) offical scapegoat of all the worlds problems


We pay our debt sometimes.
Nov 17 2004 8:05PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
SpamBuster 3000 (n) new technology that revolutionized an era otherwise filled with post whoring and long, run on threads.
-Dan
Nov 17 2004 8:14PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
^no







holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Nov 17 2004 8:18PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
SpamBuster3000 (n):You are only allowed to make one post every 20 seconds. This is to prevent spammers from being spammers. If you were trying to make a legitimate post, press back and make your post again in a couple seconds.






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Nov 17 2004 8:19PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
thats not the definition. twintipskiers was an actual definition, which is what a dictionary provides. and thats a useless double post.
(zach)




free xbox?or an iPod?

how about one without a creditcard?
Nov 17 2004 8:22PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
dspin7x : n - posseses the heart of nazi
synonyms - asshole, douchebag, tellytubby
antonyms - people, normal, boobs





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
Nov 17 2004 8:38PM
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pocket-rocket
Posts: 4443 - Karma: 0
^ahaha!
Liberty Skis
WWW.LIBERTYSKIS.COM
WWW.OAKLEY.COM
Nov 17 2004 8:51PM
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1080bio
Posts: 2042 - Karma: 5
baccon(n)- 1. scruptios food 2.some gay kid who makes shity movies



what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......
Guns N' Roses
Nov 17 2004 8:54PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
general_disorder: (n) see brian gallant

brian gallant: (n) a name dropping, self proclaimed badass skier from new england. leans toward impressing people, but often fails
ex: 'hey brian gallant, stfu you name dropping pussy!!!'
(n) one possessing the qualities of brian gallant
ex: 'hey brian gallant, stfu you name dropping pussy!!!'
(a) a word that would describe something with brian gallant qualities
dude, your so brian, stfu!!!'


-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

P.O.S.E.R.S CREW
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Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
Nov 17 2004 10:16PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
mommy (n) boyfriend bearing my child




My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Nov 17 2004 10:19PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
nopoles- the seragate child of Harvey.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 17 2004 10:32PM
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-=koLLac=-
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postaholic (n) Mattman
Nov 17 2004 10:36PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,082
sucks (adj) when something is bad and u should burn in hell for being like this
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'...you bend over and breathe in deep breaths for about 90 seconds once you feel light headed u come up really fast and another person squezzes there hands on your jugular vein and the other side of your neck...its awesome DO IT' -NBCskier
'or, just bend over for 30 seconds, stand up real quick, and throw yourself off a fucking cliff, for being such an idiot!'-ElGato



Pot legal in Alaska!
Nov 17 2004 11:01PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
Golden Wheelchair (goal' din-wee'L chare): n The least wanted award you could possibly recieve. Given to the idiot of the week, the one who says the single stupidest thing. Awarded by a crack team of idiot finders. Often given to such dunces as; d-loc, ATLANTASKI, and other morons, the scum, the lowest of this site.


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Nov 18 2004 9:50AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
DL - Disgruntled Losers - most significantly known for there fire breathing dragon... flame on to an imaginary object.



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Nov 18 2004 10:26AM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
d-loc (n) see Golden wheelchair lifetime achiever award winners

ex: d-loc has no credibility, and has won the #1 spot in the Golden wheelcahir lifetime achievement awards

-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

P.O.S.E.R.S CREW
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
Nov 18 2004 12:41PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^awesome just what i wanted. im the head of a class of morong making fun of cribbled or disabled humans. im cool and fun and like to roll around in my chair all day long. i can do cool rail slides down steps in just about any situation. i am able to roll around and do a constant wheelie with my added feature of new catch wheels on the back of ym chair. my chair also come equiped with a blowup doll that sucks me off at any moment of the day i so please. it is legal for my to get a BJ in public since i am to mental to actually know what the fuck is really going on here. i love to ride up behind the unsuspecting hottie and make her have a seat im my lap. one feel of my giagantic 2' cock in her butt and she will ride with me all day. its jsut the feeling of straight lazyness that really gets the ladies. i love long rides down steep hills. the feeling of being out of control just sets me off to no extreme. i also love to sit a cuddle for a majority of the day, seeing as i am braindead about 95%. i am still able to pee and poop, and FUCK, but thats is about it. i enjoy when my mistress pushed me into a pile of steaming cow dung as i feel the smell and magic mushrooms help me cope with reality. reality of the matter is that i have the ability to fucking jack off all the time with no cost to me. i cant stress enough how much this award means to me. i have never won anything in my life, exspecially not due to my diability. ill love you guys forever, and cherish the moments of the GW commitee.



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Nov 18 2004 1:16PM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
jesus d loc^^!

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Stay Black Nigga
Nov 18 2004 1:19PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
^^does this mean youre leaving?
-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

P.O.S.E.R.S CREW
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
Nov 18 2004 1:21PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^can you read? does it say im leaving?

geesh another measly human with smarts i see



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Nov 18 2004 1:26PM
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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
^It does say you consider yourself mentally disabled, though, which is kinda funny.
Nov 18 2004 1:28PM
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danbrown
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yeah snapjibber you're completely wrong
-Dan
Nov 18 2004 1:29PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
yeah i can say just about anything and you guys believe it... whats ur point?

is ur point to show your ignorance?

cuz if its not then i dont know what else could come of that comment.

i just dont think you can see what im working with, so you will never understand my ways. i can just come up with anything you ask to be quite honest with you. give me a subject and ill write you a post. thats all i did. you call me a GW cripple well ill give you a GW story then fuckers



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Nov 18 2004 1:30PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
^^dude, look at the gramatical errors in your 'paragraph' and you tell me i'm a 'measly human with smarts'? whatever dude. chill man, forgive me for hoping
-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

P.O.S.E.R.S CREW
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
Nov 18 2004 1:30PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^yeah and i also dont sit down and think for 10 min on what to post. i just get a topic and throw shit down as fast as i can. hell i wrote that above in like 2 min. im hoping its not perfect or good god im one above the rest



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Nov 18 2004 1:40PM
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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
I would like to hear D-loc's opinion on the nature of Reality. What can be defined as 'real', and how do we prove that it is real, and not merely an illusion? I am interested to hear this veritable renaissance man's perspective. Thanks in advance!
Nov 18 2004 1:41PM
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d-loc
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ok fine... reality is placed upon us in many different ways. what can be called real may also be looked apon as what can i touch or feel. reality is not listening to the news nor what the government tells you. many specualtions have arrose about the war in fallujah. and this is going to be a perfect example.

so we all think we are kicking some ass over in fallujah no problems right? well thats just what the government is paying the news broadcasting people to tell a false story. in all 'reality' we are not just taking over with ease. recent reports from others then local news stations like to tell other wise. many reports can be found about this matter but i have not gotten into this issue. since there is no reason for me to belive anything the gov tell us. i mean why shouls we? is it in all actuallity reality? i think not.

beleve what you may but its what come in the end of the matter that will reveal the true identity.

reality to me is being who you are and not putting on an act for others. reality is what you make of it and only the user can change those facts. reality is often mistaken for false acts put on by individuals trying to make it in this world. thinking that 1 little mishap will deam then unfreindly. when in all actuality who really cares? what makes a person differnt from another? if we are all putting on an act somewhere in our lives we will never be in true reality.

reality is not thinking before you act and doing what you think may gain you freinds or benefits.

reality is as real as you make it. sure we can all live in our fantasy world and believe we are flawless but WHO REALLY CARES. i mean we pick our friends based upon how other act, whether or not we like how they treat us. when if everyone just had no care in the world about feeling then we could just get on with life.

i could elaborate more but i just got a ticket so i gotta preform work.

reality is not covering up small insecuritys one may have but yet being a 'man' and facing those fears.



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Nov 18 2004 1:53PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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ah the flaming, idiotic hypocricy of d-loc. i dont even have to read what he writes, in fact i find it mentally healthier not to, but im still entertained by his mere existence. i suspect its some lower part of my ego that enjoys feeling superior.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
Nov 18 2004 2:24PM
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aggro_sk8
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^^so if reality's as real as i make it, then cant decide i am a king, and therby do not need to follow your stupid laws?

also, how did you go from attacking the governemt on their handling in fallujah (ive noticed how every issue involves the government lying to us) to how people need to be who they are.

of course, i also could disagree with you by saying that not everybody should be 'real' as you defined it. many people are held back from making unethical desisions they would otherwise make if it werent for public disagreement (also known as law) and both we and they are better off for not making them? ie- guys who would rape women if they could get away with it. they are not being 'real' and also should not be 'real' as you wish them to be
-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

P.O.S.E.R.S CREW
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
Nov 18 2004 3:36PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
heres another topic for your ego:
the continued slaughter of the english language resulting in the evolution and diversity of how we speak as compared to our writing, and how it affects liturature, business, and the future of the english language. also, discuss the continuing destruction of old words due to disuse, and the rise of common language through misuse.

good luck
-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

P.O.S.E.R.S CREW
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
Nov 18 2004 3:40PM
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Lateralis
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^^^ this is supposed to be a dictionary! not a meeting with a speech therapist!




My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Nov 18 2004 3:42PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
teaher! teacher! ^^^^he started it!!!!
-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

P.O.S.E.R.S CREW
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
Nov 18 2004 3:43PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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hey we did nature of reality in global yesterday......but anyways dont pic on dloc...hes on the golden wheelchair just like me.....we werent given the gift of whatever the fuck you guys want. but anyways i got a word

newschooler n.(new-skool-er) a person who does the acton of doing tricks on rails or jumps



dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz
'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7
'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness
Nov 18 2004 3:53PM
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-=koLLac=-
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DL people should know how to spell 'receive'
Nov 18 2004 4:23PM
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guddgulf17
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out of hand adj. almost every post in this thread
i appoint myself official master of nothing
Nov 18 2004 4:42PM
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hoodratz47
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lohan..(n) what every thread becomes eventualy...





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Nov 18 2004 4:47PM
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SmoKinSkier
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AD shut up you fuckin fag!!!!!!!!!!




Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
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Nov 18 2004 5:35PM
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Snubluck
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I think d-loc is going to get a Darwin Award.

-at least you went down naked-

'If brain power was gas you couldn't power a toy motorcycle around a penny.' Phrosty
Nov 18 2004 6:09PM
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soup
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crack whore (adj.) someone who is a dirty skank and posts pics on this site for their pleasure ie. irishdrinik87 and eye*am*naked
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Nov 18 2004 7:39PM
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davidh
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dont forget tubgirl

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Nov 18 2004 8:06PM
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Dakoulas
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SmokinSkier (n) a follower, sheep, does what most other trend followers do such as call people fags like everyone else does.

Help me get a Free Ipod and you will be my best friend
Nov 18 2004 8:39PM
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pmills
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tubgirl(n): gross, something even lateralis coulden't find atractive; the notoriously quick way to get banned.
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Nov 18 2004 8:59PM
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EC-Tom
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ball hair(n)- what plenty Newschoolers users lack.
Ex. 'Dude, post some boobs on here', 'No, go grow some ball hair you twelve year old'


-Tom

E.C.S.M.
Mass Fuggas fo' life.
Nov 18 2004 9:07PM
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Moses
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^^
maybe some ladies dont like the ball hair
Nov 19 2004 9:39AM
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