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I've seriously been farting non-stop today...

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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
So much so that I started counting, and then gave up at like 38...

I think it's time for some 'blue angels'



Anyone have any recent fart stories?
Apr 21 2013 2:25AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
i love when i'm just sitting at the desk or laying in bed doing whatever and suddenly get a huge sputterer. its loud but it doesn't smell
Apr 21 2013 2:31AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i heard that non stop farting is a sign of aids
Apr 21 2013 2:37AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Relevant username is relevant.
Apr 21 2013 6:54AM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
Too many carbs.
Apr 21 2013 7:58AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
Cheese fart oh god
Apr 21 2013 1:16PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
I always get the urge to fart REALLY badly whenever I'm with a girl for some reason. So as soon as I either get a minute alone or drop her off at the end of the night, I let that shit loose. I've hotboxed my car with some of the nastiest aged farts after dates.
Apr 21 2013 1:32PM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
you need to vacuum them all out ASAP
Apr 21 2013 1:50PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,260
Csb🤠
Dec 5 2020 11:43PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,350
Bro that was me yesterday and I didn’t even have beans. I’m so confused. My mom even got mad.
Dec 6 2020 12:50AM
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