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Beaansss
Posts: 301 - Karma: 985
Post your or your friends claims that are hilarious.
Apr 21 2013 1:32AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
I'm the best skier on the mountain.
Apr 21 2013 1:35AM
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zzzzzzzzzzzz
Posts: 391 - Karma: 159
I posted in this thread
Apr 21 2013 1:41AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
I fucked your mom and sister at the same time.
Apr 21 2013 8:06AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
I have poison ivy on my penis. 100% serious
Apr 21 2013 8:18AM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 7,706
anal with a pinkname and asked her if I could pee in her butt
Apr 21 2013 8:20AM
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ignantchief
Posts: 358 - Karma: 619
Im too drunk to chew!....last night
Apr 21 2013 8:58AM
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Beaansss
Posts: 301 - Karma: 985
I butt chugged a 26 and got super drunk
Apr 21 2013 12:18PM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
Danm got it b4 me
Apr 21 2013 12:26PM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
i'm gonna be pro one day - steve stepp
Apr 21 2013 12:28PM
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De-Clan
Posts: 1920 - Karma: 3,696
I have large feet.
Apr 21 2013 12:57PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
I made a NS account.
Apr 21 2013 12:58PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
I killed a bear by cockslapping his anus
Apr 21 2013 1:47PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352

me and my friend once kidnapped 14 kids from a park in 20 minutes. /claim.

Apr 21 2013 1:59PM
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Beaansss
Posts: 301 - Karma: 985
Lol
Apr 21 2013 2:41PM
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Horsefacekillah
Posts: 867 - Karma: 878
sw nined chads gap. didn't break ankles /claim
Apr 21 2013 2:42PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
I did the anal.... with myself
Apr 21 2013 2:43PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
Bill Cosby used to live in my house before he got famous. /claim
Apr 21 2013 2:43PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
I bashed on a shitty skier snaking the park face-to-face at my local hill only to discover later on in the day that he was the bass player for Simple Plan. /claim
Apr 21 2013 2:48PM
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Beaansss
Posts: 301 - Karma: 985
Have sex with a girl doggystyle, pull her arms back and push her around the floor.
Apr 22 2013 1:02AM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
i like turtles


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Apr 22 2013 1:07AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
"i'll expose the boston bombings" - glenn beck
Apr 22 2013 1:12AM
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JahFeels
Posts: 779 - Karma: 587
I shared a chair with Eric Pollard



...Ok it was just an EP fanboy with all the Eric Pollard swag (skis, poles, backpack, goggles)
Apr 22 2013 1:21AM
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,463
Does posting in this thread count?
Apr 22 2013 2:12AM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
How do you itch it? Or do you just beat off and get a two for one deal
Apr 22 2013 10:30AM
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 246

"I'm going to NYC to record in Defjams studio so I can't chill Friday"

Apr 22 2013 10:42AM
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SPUTnik.
Posts: 1487 - Karma: 2,555
i am guitar hero
Apr 22 2013 10:54AM
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deepfriedtwinkie
Posts: 434 - Karma: 389
I did a switch 7 - ChabsMross
Apr 22 2013 11:24AM
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Beaansss
Posts: 301 - Karma: 985
I don't have a sister
Apr 22 2013 10:49PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
He clearly fucked her out of existence and is the only one to remember she ever existed because of it.
/conspiracy
Apr 22 2013 10:52PM
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Beaansss
Posts: 301 - Karma: 985
So he fucked my sister in my previous life, that I just dont remember
Apr 22 2013 11:27PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
I am the guy in the high meme /calim
Apr 22 2013 11:30PM
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Granby_killdozer
Posts: 2381 - Karma: -11,975
you use cortizone as lube
Apr 22 2013 11:44PM
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