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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
I'm going to my first major house party next Saturday anything I should know/Dos and donts
Apr 20 2013 8:52PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
Steal a bunch of shit! Pawn it in the morning!! $$$ get some Magic JJ with dat green!!
Apr 20 2013 8:55PM
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Sharknuts.
Posts: 339 - Karma: 953
don't puke anywhere but the toilet
Apr 20 2013 8:55PM
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DrewPeacock
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Do: Fuck as many butches as possible

Don't: Enter a devils 3sum

Do: Follow the rule of the 3 M's -> Marijuana, Mushrooms and MDMA.

Don't: Bring anything of value

Do: Have a ghood time

Don't: Stay if its a total sausage fest
Apr 20 2013 8:58PM
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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
There will be hot tub should I use it or not
Apr 20 2013 9:00PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
do: drink as much as possible
do: put the stove nobs in a cup of water in the freezer
do: piss in every corner of the house
do: steal the microwave
do: be the one that talks to the cops
do: throw empty cans at the door, glass bottles are encouraged too
do: chug as much tequila as possible
do: naked laps

don't: call your mom
don't: break clocks over your head, it hurts
Apr 20 2013 9:01PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
If you are there earlier then i would say yes, but once the party gets going, hell naw, UNLESS there is like 12 girls in there, get on that shit
Apr 20 2013 9:01PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
I have a lot of money and a massive dick. Will you be my GF?
Apr 20 2013 9:03PM
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errrka
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k
Apr 20 2013 9:05PM
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hippy.
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DONT DO IT!..I peed my pants talking to the cops blatantly drunk and I got taken to the police station and had my mom pick me up...honorable mention still being drunk I changed my pants in the middle of the station and then threw up on myself...
Apr 20 2013 9:05PM
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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
What should I do if I wake up the next to some ugly chick/ or wake up I'm the house at all
Apr 20 2013 9:11PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
Deny that anything happened
Apr 20 2013 9:12PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Awesome. I love you now. Will you be my wife?

You are a goddess among ratchets.
Apr 20 2013 9:19PM
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Spinoza
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Nailed it
Apr 20 2013 9:20PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
just bang her again in the morning. then slap her in the face and yell FIRE!
Apr 20 2013 9:25PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
seeing as i have been to many house parties, listen to me. Get like lots of bananas and just give them to people you see at this party. people love bananas. then you could like get in the hot tub with all the girls and finger their v holes underwater. next go cook grilled cheeses for anyone who wonts one. i would stay away from the druugs and liquor though.
Apr 20 2013 9:26PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
k, cu l8r
Apr 20 2013 9:27PM
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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
I see looks of potential in this advice and I thank you.
Apr 20 2013 10:07PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
shove bottlez up bitches asses

Apr 20 2013 10:09PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
LOL!!!
Apr 20 2013 10:13PM
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SwaggerAsFucc
Posts: 353 - Karma: 13
do: smoke hella dank

don't: do anything that might lead others to believe are different from them

do: do whatever you can to be a bro and fit in

do: fuck a bitch (not anal) (anal is never good at house parties)

dont: get caught by mom or dad
Apr 20 2013 10:18PM
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Blake.P
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oh look, the first girl that skiierman has ever talked to..:
Apr 20 2013 10:20PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
;)
Apr 20 2013 10:24PM
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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
Anything else I should should know?
Apr 20 2013 10:38PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352

 do :purchase 300 mini bibles and hand them out to people as they come in.

 do: show up 2 hours early

do: bring your mom along

do: leave at 7:00 sharp and call the police on the way out.

do: put cyanide in everyone cups

do:  try and start random games of monopoly.

do not: have fun.

Apr 20 2013 10:51PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Well yeah, have you ever tried talking after drinking a roofie cocktail or with duct tape covering your mouth? It's damned near impossible, much less have a meaningful conversation.
Apr 20 2013 11:29PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
um..
Apr 20 2013 11:46PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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You should have stopped after this one. So funny.
Apr 20 2013 11:47PM
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caddyshack
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Make sure you get wasted and get a few good pictures to prove you were there. always helps
Apr 20 2013 11:51PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Drink a lot, go crazy, make friends, wear your trillest clothes, fuck the hottest girl there, fight her boyfriend, and lift things. Curls for the girls. Bring your own alcohol.
Apr 20 2013 11:56PM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
Dude last time I think you went a little hard...

My advice tone it down a bit! Next time please don't drive my car into the pool, it really isn't waterproof no matter how much you think it is... You still owe me a new one
Apr 21 2013 12:03AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Don't worry, bugga boo. You're not resisting so there's no need for any of that nonsense.
Apr 21 2013 12:05AM
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shibby
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don't: fuck up the house. this may seem funny at the time but is seriously not cool (what if it were yours), its also a good way to not get invited again. if its at someones parents house even little things like throwing empties in the trash, not smoking inside and taking shoes off is very appreciated.
do: bring your own alcohol (especially), drugs, smokes, whatever. its fine to bum stuff every once in a while but everyone loves a giver.
do: don't be afraid to join in drinking games if you're north american even if you aren't familiar, people enjoy teaching.
don't: if you aren't north american the only game you need is drink, don't try to start some frat boy shit.
do: be a lover not a fighter, people who cause trouble are lame
don't: don't be that weirdo that goes just to fuck girls. people notice and its creepy. if it happens it happens - schwingg
do: meet new people.
do: get fucked up
dont: be that guy changing songs halfway through all the time. people do sometimes do this when hosts dont make a playlist or get a dj.

those are tips not rules, save those for work and school. go with the flow and don't overthink it, go craze, have fun!
Apr 21 2013 12:10AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
bitch, fight me. erika is mine.
Apr 21 2013 12:57AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Fuck you, slut. Her perfect little dick mitten is meant for just that, my dick. Two mittens rubbing against each other at the cuffs is just awkward... worse than the beginning of any Disney movie, ever.
Apr 21 2013 1:13AM
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lotsofsnow
Posts: 175 - Karma: 113
Do: Go drunk
Don't: Go sober
Visual Demonstration:



Apr 21 2013 1:25AM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
Handle your booze. Don't be the loser that passes out and everyone draws on
Apr 21 2013 1:43AM
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paige.
Posts: 1932 - Karma: 924
I wish there people at parties feeding me grilled cheese sammiches. That sounds incredible.
Apr 21 2013 1:57AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
what do you think strap ons are made for?
Apr 21 2013 2:08AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
You're not funny.
Apr 21 2013 2:20AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
I always thought they were antennas so more guys could watch the lesbianism, aka the awesomeness.
Apr 21 2013 8:49AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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DO: Take batteries out of everything.

DON'T: Get caught taking batteries out of everything.
Apr 21 2013 10:44AM
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errrka
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He does make a valid point...
Apr 21 2013 10:57AM
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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
What should I do if the cops come? Should I run like hell or will that get me in more trouble if the catch me
Apr 21 2013 11:00AM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
do: fuck bitches in parents room
do: try to dye the house owners dog a different color with Mio
do: take pictures of your dick on other peoples phones

dont: stop drinking
Apr 21 2013 11:02AM
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Biagini
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Its gonna be a banger!!

Do: Pop a molly Im sweatin'

Do: Make some jungle juice


Apr 21 2013 11:06AM
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Pugh
Posts: 138 - Karma: 27
Run like hell
Apr 21 2013 11:34AM
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VT_FLO
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Hide your clothes where only you will find them. Only go in the hot tub early at night or late at night (late if its just you and a chick, guaranteed hookup.)
Apr 21 2013 11:39AM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
Must go to a lot of parties this guy knows what's up.
Apr 21 2013 12:23PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
fine, do what you want ya slut.
Apr 21 2013 1:46PM
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JWD*
Posts: 466 - Karma: 225
Dont stay at the window when the cops come, although the police were really nice the even knew we were drinking, they just said keep it down.
Apr 21 2013 1:50PM
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