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Question to Canadians

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Answerless
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Alright so before I ask my question, I want you guys to know, I am in fact a very racist person so bear with me. I'm also pregaming for 420 a lil

What do you Canadians usually dress like in Canada in college or high school? Like you guys have hipsters and jocks and shit too? Does it have to be warm? Do you guys have summer? Very confsued
Apr 19 2013 2:11AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,914
Do you as I can only assume as an ignorant american, possess the skills to find your country on a map in under 5 seconds? Are you fat? Are your parents cousins? Or do you just like to watch TV and sleep with your sister?
This is what I can only assume that you do based on what I've been told.
Apr 19 2013 2:15AM
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Answerless
Posts: 392 - Karma: 118
I'm Asian by the way so your stereotypes don't apply you racist fuck. And my dick is absolutely average and so are my math skills. Did I mention my penis size was average.
Apr 19 2013 2:17AM
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oakskier
Posts: 183 - Karma: 154
average for an asian?
Apr 19 2013 2:19AM
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SmotSmoke
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I think you are a day or so early man haha
Apr 19 2013 2:20AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,914
1. I did not mention race. American is a country not a race. It is possible to be both of the asian race, and American at the same time.
2. I'm not particularily concerned with your penis size, however you telling me twice in one post that it is average makes me believe that it is in fact, below average.
3. Why not strive for above average math skills?
Apr 19 2013 2:22AM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
You said you were racist in your post

Calm down you crazy asian
Apr 19 2013 7:59AM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
Amurickan iz a race u dum ass fukker!!!
Apr 19 2013 8:13AM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 849
Yes we have hipsters, jocks (generally hockey players). It does indeed get warm here. In Ottawa its going up to like 21* C today. But no we dont have summer its always winter and here the snow dosent melt even when it gets above 30* C
Apr 19 2013 9:10AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
I live in Ottawa too, neat. We should meet up sometime at Mooney's bay and throw things in it.
Apr 19 2013 9:21AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
In BC, everyone only wears jeans and flannel, can't really wear much else here. Canada isn't allowed American clothes.

It doesn't have to be warm here, so Canada usually just chooses not to be, it's all like "whatever, whatever, I do what I want"
Apr 19 2013 9:42AM
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MNS
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You're racist? Against what race?
Apr 19 2013 9:48AM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
Ill tell you what we don't have, westboro douchebags, mega obesity everywhere, a recession, shootings on the reg, and a war draining our country into a colossal debt. Oh, and my summer is usually about 4 and a half months, most days are around 86 degrees.
Apr 19 2013 9:54AM
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saxon
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Yeah but our igloos start to defrost a little.
Apr 19 2013 9:56AM
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.frenchy
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Retarded post is retarded.
Apr 19 2013 10:11AM
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Spinoza
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In Toronto we wear hula skirts and football shoulder pads in the summer, in winter it's the Canadian tradition to weave together an assortment of wigs and wear it as a cloak, It's called a 'Wiggoosh'. Native Canadians started these traditions millions of years ago and we like to keep true to them.
Are you planning on visiting? I may have an extra skirt laying around
Apr 19 2013 10:23AM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
Super neat, as am I.
Apr 19 2013 2:46PM
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whoa-dere
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ANOTHER ASIAN ON NS
Apr 19 2013 2:49PM
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mmallender.
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and kinder eggs, cause they dont have kinder eggs in the us
Apr 19 2013 2:58PM
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.Jacob
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I just hang my moose pelt over my igloo and it deflects most of the sun-rays, problem solved.
Apr 19 2013 3:12PM
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Spinoza
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Or smarties, and coffee crisp. And they didn't have good iced tea until recently
Apr 19 2013 3:22PM
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johnnyBuz
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OP has a micro penis.
Apr 19 2013 3:28PM
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onLINE
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 423

OP has to left to search for his micro penis...godda go to my local trading post for some more pelts befor my igloo melts all over my computer...

613 rep

Apr 19 2013 3:44PM
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mmallender.
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what? really? jesus, how did the americans even live....
Apr 19 2013 3:50PM
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onLINE
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Apr 19 2013 3:51PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Looks like kim jong un took that one a little to personally.
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Apr 19 2013 4:53PM
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_DUSTY_
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Baby formula is illegal here, instead we just give our babies beer
Apr 19 2013 6:42PM
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stefC
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I hate to break it to ya, but we're pretty obese ourselves. 1/3 Americans are obese compared to 1/4 Canadians. I see this first hand living in New Brunswick, fattest province!
Apr 19 2013 6:47PM
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E__
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Aw that's cute.



In Okanagan it gets up to 30 C pretty regularly in the summer. Snows in the winter, best place to live I'd say. But on the west coast like Vancouver Island it just rains all year, only difference is the change in temperature between seasons. Fuck Victoria.
Apr 19 2013 6:55PM
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act.resist
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canada's main styles are as follow:

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Apr 19 2013 7:08PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
i live in BC, the slimmest
Apr 19 2013 7:17PM
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whoa-dere
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http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-clothing-mens-Canada-goose-jacket-W0QQAdIdZ459997736
read the description

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Apr 19 2013 7:42PM
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chicken
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anyone who has been to the states knows america is way fatter than canada. I don't know where "obese" starts at, but it's not like you see people like this everyday

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then again, I live in BC which is apparently the thinnest, but I know it's not like this in alberta either.

Whereas you can't even make it out of the denver airport without seeing someone at least that fat.
Apr 19 2013 9:40PM
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Kirsakid
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613 NS meet up tomorrow at majors i'll bun anyone who makes it out tomorrow
Apr 19 2013 9:44PM
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oakskier
Posts: 183 - Karma: 154
If only i didnt have an exam tomorrow night from 7-10 pm. Uottawa has the dumbest exam schedules.
Apr 19 2013 9:48PM
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roddy116
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i mean you guys invented poutine.
Apr 19 2013 10:02PM
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ILLinoisance
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Does it annoy you guys when Americans say that you say the word 'about' like 'a-boot' when clearly you say it like 'a-boat'?
Apr 19 2013 10:07PM
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KillaSteeze
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No we don't have summer and we ride polar bears from igloo to igloo
Apr 19 2013 10:11PM
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[hamnuts]
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Parkas and mukluks during winter time
Apr 19 2013 10:46PM
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Kervyn
Posts: 170 - Karma: 440
still confused as to who Canada is?
Apr 19 2013 10:51PM
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johnnyBuz
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I'm hearing a steady dose of aboot and aboat.


Apr 19 2013 10:54PM
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Shredsterr
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Haha you warn us that you're racist and when someone offends you you call him a racist fuck? Silly troll.
Apr 19 2013 11:04PM
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Drail
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Apr 20 2013 1:35AM
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Black.Bird
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HAHAH, why is everyone from Ottawa in this thread? Shouldn't we all be studying.. uOttawa ftw.
Apr 20 2013 1:52AM
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stefC
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Actually, I do see people like this everyday. Not just fat, but fuckin massive like these folk^. As I said, I live in NB and we have one of the highest obesity rates. I also lived in BC for a while and I have definitely noticed people are thinner and generally more physically active out there.
Apr 20 2013 12:56PM
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rigzz
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Nop. That is quebec. You won't have a real poutine anywhere else. Don't assume poutine is canadian. There is NOWHERE in canada that makes good tasting poutine except quebec.

And to the person saying NB is the fattest. Well you pretty much have all the fay people there. So again. Stop assuming its fat everywhere else. Oh ill be right back looks like a moose is coming our way and we havent seen one for weeks. This mean food for us!
Apr 20 2013 1:08PM
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