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Pick up lines ... in the lift line.
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You: So did it hurt?
Her: What?
You: When you fell from heaven.
(Grab tag on collar in back of shirt/jacket) then say 'Just like I thought, made in heaven.'
Is yo daddy a butcher? Cause somebody took two fine hams and shoved them down the back of yo pants.
You: Wanna go to the lodge for hot chocolate and a fuck?
Her: No
You: What you don't like hot chocolate?
Oh snap Whistler rocked my socks.
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Can I Jib your box?
Mark: 'Timo how do you sleep in Finland when it's light all day long?'
Timo (Fireside Lodge pimp) 'You just close your eyes'
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Derek's made the most sense. nosepress with box and lipslide with your rail..yeah..awesome.
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that is quite jibtastic, sir.
'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'
-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
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those are some really good ones hahahaha
i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.
~mommy
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haha these are funny, i dont think any of them would get u any tho
damn homie
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tanakas are the shit
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'i have like 2000 black enemies. theyre indestructible.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
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haha these are good, screwing with random chicks on the lift is the best way to pass the time, and hey once and awhile u can get lucky
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Pat
'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
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I built a car that runs on love!.....it's been out of gas for 3 months :(
Can I touch your belly button??......from the inside?
You know how some guys drive really fancy expensive cars to make up for certain, uh, shortages??.....I don't even own a car!
It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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At the Lodge: 'Hey can I buy you a drink or would you rather just have the money'
and some of these lines won't work becuase the girls won't get them at first and have to think about it for a while then the moment is ruined
Estctst101 got the last one . Here is a new riddle:
From house to house he goes,
A messenger small and slight.
And whether it rains or snows,
He sleeps outside at night.
What am I?
''I was at Killington, Ripping, Waisted..'' - Uncle Pete
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You know how alot of mountains are in the sticks...well if you find a local jsut tell her you have a college degree and you can get her out of this shit town
If you find a girl that is between 18-20 tell her you can buy here alcohol
Estctst101 got the last one . Here is a new riddle:
From house to house he goes,
A messenger small and slight.
And whether it rains or snows,
He sleeps outside at night.
What am I?
''I was at Killington, Ripping, Waisted..'' - Uncle Pete
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'can i get your number cause you are hot and i would like to fuck you'
that should work.
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hahaha some of those are funny. some are not. try em out and post reactions this season. im very interested to see the answers.
~*Michelle
'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'
roundtop riders '05
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girl...you got so much goin on, if you were a mutliple choice question...You'd be D.) All of the above.
( . Y . )
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do you have a twin sister?....
...so i can fuck u then go work on her..
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VERITAS ET EQUITAS
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i had a bad experience with a creepy snowboarder on the lift once. but i agree with all the other girls being a skier is hot as it is and if you tried to pull one of those i would find it funny at the very least
.katie.
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ill noseslide your box if you lipslide my rail... (said in anothher post a pick up line thread that i made)
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
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Want to get out of the singles line
Got a sister
a smart man should beable to speel a word at least two ways
-Tomas Jeferson
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damn..
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Jib and Huck...livin life to the best
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WestCoastArmy, I love your sig. Please correct it and spell Thomas Jefferson right, it's killing me. (Well not really, but still bugging the hell out of me.)
----2ond in Command of DANSA-----
To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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Hey, if u get tired of ridin the lift, u can come ride me....
Ski New Jersey
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^ Haha yeah and I'm sure it'll be way quicker too.
----2ond in Command of DANSA-----
To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
I lost my teddybear... will you sleep with me?
...or a bit more aggressive:
wanna play house? you can be the door and I'll slam you
is that a keg in your pocket? cause I wanna tap that ass
ahhh lame pickup lines... priceless...
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