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Pick up lines ... in the lift line.

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freeskier108
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Post one:

Hey, is this going up?
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Nov 16 2004 9:02PM
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1080bio
Posts: 2042 - Karma: 5
nice skis wana fuck



hey you know what me and this lift have in comon we both take 10 minutes

thats all i can think of and not too good either



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Nov 16 2004 9:04PM
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fcskier27
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do u believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again

r u tired? cuz u've been running through my mind all day





oh well
Nov 16 2004 9:05PM
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Capt.Flannel
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hey, those your skis? both of them? ahaha stolen but classic.




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Nov 16 2004 9:05PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail.
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Nov 16 2004 9:05PM
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QuazBotch
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I can pick my nose with my pole. Wanna watch?
Nov 16 2004 9:06PM
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freeskier108
Posts: 921 - Karma: 12
Great line from dumb and dumber, get no better than that.

Skis huh?
Yeah.
They yours?
... Yeah.
Both of em?
........Yeah.
COOL!
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Nov 16 2004 9:10PM
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faah
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not a pick up line, but you go up on the lift with some girl you havnt met, and you see how close you can get to her before she gets mad. fun to play on icy days. never know, you might hook up?

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Nov 16 2004 9:35PM
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404404
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Can i mono ski on your glades?
Nov 16 2004 9:36PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Hitting on chicks on the lift is the best because they can't escape.


We pay our debt sometimes.
Nov 16 2004 9:47PM
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samck89
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if your tha bad they have been known to jump
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Nov 16 2004 9:47PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
'so have u ever made out on a chair lift'
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Nov 16 2004 9:53PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I've never got one to jump but whenever I'm on they always cling really tight to the pole on side


We pay our debt sometimes.
Nov 16 2004 9:54PM
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CTD
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HAHAHA! derek, thats fuckin hilarious.







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Nov 16 2004 9:57PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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Hi my name's TJ...



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Nov 16 2004 9:58PM
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T.L.
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'ummmmm... FUCK ME!!!!'

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Nov 16 2004 10:02PM
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J.D.
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Hmmm... I wonder why more girls don't ski?

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
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Always...
Nov 16 2004 10:03PM
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T.L.
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cuz snowboarding is 'cooler' DUH

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Nov 16 2004 10:16PM
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hucksterjibber15
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classic derek, consider that one stolen my friend
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If i lived in a perfect world, i would spend my days skiing in the sun, the party never ends in perfect world. Nacho cheese and anarchy, boy that sure sounds good to me, im ready to move into a perfect world.

NS ARMY, whatever is right below the General

Nov 16 2004 10:21PM
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.scott.
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said before, but awesome none the less
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Nov 16 2004 10:26PM
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Astomp
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if you were a mcdonalds sandwich you would be mcbeautiful.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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Nov 16 2004 10:30PM
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Jaskittin
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are you from tennesee? because your the only 10 I see





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Nov 16 2004 10:54PM
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j.bird
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hahaha i see shit like that all the time. I am a ticket checker, well no this year yet, but anyway people be doing some genuinley dumb shit hahhahaha
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Nov 16 2004 11:27PM
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SmoKinSkier
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I really snowboard i just wanted to act like a fag today!!




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Nov 16 2004 11:38PM
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lickmynine
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You: ' do you have a mirror in your pants?'
her: 'no why?'
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Nov 17 2004 11:10AM
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Smithy
Posts: 1887 - Karma: 12
if youre left leg was christmas and your right leg was easter, can i come in between the holidays?






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Nov 17 2004 11:25AM
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scofield
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'Hey I'm Tanner Hall..'



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Nov 17 2004 1:15PM
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eastAR5
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omg *screams*





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Nov 17 2004 2:13PM
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skimack
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^^^^^Holy shit, that's golden. I'm using it! Some snowboard girl asked my why I ski the other day, now I have the answer.


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'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Nov 17 2004 2:26PM
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skiierman
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Who says they can't escape? That girl from last season I was on the lift with, they never told me what hospital she was going too... I was heart broken.


Need 2 friends and a triple chair for this one...

In the lift line find a lone girl and position yourself and your friend so you board the lift with her in the middle of both of you. Proceed to move in closer and closer until you squish her between both your bodies. The whole time just look strait ahead and don't talk.







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Nov 17 2004 2:43PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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wanna see my huge pole

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Nov 17 2004 2:44PM
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downhiller52
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so i see you like rear entry.......boots




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Happy:You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Nov 17 2004 3:30PM
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bhill2.0
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Dereks ^ line was great

It was like genius and it worked out perfect






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Nov 17 2004 3:34PM
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powder99
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You going up?


BE YOURSELF
Nov 17 2004 3:37PM
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soup
Posts: 6345 - Karma: 4,443
the best one is

'nice skis...WANNA FUCK'

the nice skis part is to break the ice. she thinks you are very nice and decides hay this guy is cool. then you just go right out and say whats in your head. so far it hasnt worked.
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Nov 17 2004 3:41PM
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couchskier
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I am gonna bang you so hard your going to have to adjust your cant tommorrow.
at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls
Nov 17 2004 4:31PM
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r5tommy
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holy shit derek, that was perfect
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its ski season
Nov 17 2004 5:34PM
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Epiphany
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You messed the line up!
'So how do you like your boots... front or rear entry?'
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My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes!

Go big or go home.

You're Rachel, right? Yeah how'd you know? Oh, the facebook.. Oh you memorized the facebook! No my friend was jack..lacking.. He was jackalacking around to it.

See we be stomping around the planet and we stand alone.
We infiltrate your chromosomes,
no clone our DNA has got a strain of it's own and it's Toxic.
Nov 17 2004 6:13PM
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hucker22
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both of them hahahahahaha
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Nov 17 2004 6:18PM
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Pklink04
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Do you know how much a polar bear ways??? Enought to break the ice, hey my names petey whats yours



If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

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Nov 17 2004 6:19PM
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mckeeman
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i was mountain biking this summer in whistler and this hot chick in the lift line was wearing a tshirt that said 'I love 8 inches in the rear'

I was so turned on, then i saw her stretch marks...oh god, the stretch marks...





work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it
Nov 17 2004 6:23PM
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Pklink04
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i forgot this one it works more not on a lift but still you can try.
Nice Bellybutton...can i drop my gum off there on the way down?



If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

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Nov 17 2004 6:24PM
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1080bio
Posts: 2042 - Karma: 5
ya the 8 inches in the rear is a pink bike shirt



what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......
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Nov 17 2004 6:51PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
man, those cloths look great on you, but they would look even better on my bedroom floor.





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Nov 17 2004 6:55PM
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Vtsnowski
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think these poles are big, you should see the other pole i have


giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

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Nov 17 2004 6:55PM
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chip123
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girl, you must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you!


Nov 17 2004 7:05PM
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Pavesi
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wow i can really make an ass of myself this winter i wanna try em all
Nov 17 2004 7:13PM
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highfive
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look bitch, were all alone, you can either give me head, or i can push you off the lift.
you are all stupid faggots.
Nov 17 2004 7:16PM
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highfive
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^^^trust me i get all the ladies like that
you are all stupid faggots.
Nov 17 2004 7:25PM
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TwinTipRider
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wow nice skis they match ..
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Is it something i said so fuck you to.
Nov 17 2004 7:30PM
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