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Ideas needed: pranks to pull on kids in condo across the street from mine

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1337
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sparknotes: kids have a flashlight, laser pointer, and other sources of light they're shining into my window. Want to fuck with them, need ideas. Will post results of creative ones
Apr 12 2013 11:30PM
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Downtofilm
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yeah.

Apr 12 2013 11:34PM
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russ.bar
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Chicken Milk Stinkbomb. They'll be forever unclean!
Apr 12 2013 11:34PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Write them a song and go outside with a guitar and sing it to them.
Apr 12 2013 11:34PM
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1337
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current retaliation is strobe light on my phone, to which all 4 of them have answered with 4 blinking lights of their own. This means war
Apr 12 2013 11:35PM
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Ethan.G
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you have some strobes or speedlights don't ya?
Apr 12 2013 11:39PM
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CottonPuff
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shit on a plate then put it under their bed. dry poo smells so bad
Apr 12 2013 11:41PM
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DUKES
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flaming bag of shit, bone their mom, break xbox, ring door bell and kick them right in their veggies
Apr 12 2013 11:44PM
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whoa-dere
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drag a tv to your window and play gay interracial porn on it
Apr 12 2013 11:47PM
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Spinoza
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Either this, or order a large amount of Chinese food to their address
Apr 12 2013 11:51PM
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Spinoza
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Also: have you confirmed their genders? Is an orgy out of the question?
Apr 12 2013 11:52PM
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1337
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Excellent reminder, I found 2 of my 800w floodlights, which I placed on my porch pointing in their windows. The kids ran outside and were like NOT FAIR, then a parent came out on the deck, started yelling at them, and then I filled mom in that their kids were being assholes.

Photo of light
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Apr 12 2013 11:52PM
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DrZoidberg
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Revenge not complete... Get all of your flashes, put them right in front of the window and tap on the glass. When they open the blinds, fire the flashes and they'll be blind as fuck. And you'll have a good photo if you stop down a ton.
Apr 12 2013 11:54PM
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edai
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Awesome.
Apr 12 2013 11:54PM
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1337
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my einstein is at home, otherwise I would have placed one right outside and started popping it off
Apr 12 2013 11:55PM
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J-C
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take a airsoft gun and blast their window whole they are asleep
Apr 13 2013 12:14AM
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Randy_Marsh
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are you 12? just ignore the kids, they'll quickly tire. no need to play silly games.
Apr 13 2013 3:00AM
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JzD.
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When ever they shine a light into your room just be standing there vigorously masturbating in the corner. Odds are that will be the last time they do it
Apr 13 2013 9:29AM
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bfulmer
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well handled jaymay
Apr 13 2013 9:35AM
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CliffyByro
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that oughta do it
Apr 13 2013 9:36AM
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Bassage.
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This is just crazy enough to work....
Apr 13 2013 9:50AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Post their addressing NS, then watch as a wave of 15 yr olds surround their house shouting things like "pee in her butt" "solid 7" and "chads gap to alta"
Apr 13 2013 9:53AM
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louie.mirags
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should of filled up mom with that cock likeca bawasssss
Apr 13 2013 10:23AM
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987321654hgfd
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Hahaha yes! This will end things quickly.
Apr 13 2013 10:27AM
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De-Clan
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Yes this will piss the parents off and the kids and the parents will flip a shit, make sure to include to bring it to the back door, that is the best thing to do
Apr 13 2013 10:32AM
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KingGeedorah
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Frame a murder in you room and make them think you killed someone. They'd be freaking out.
Apr 13 2013 11:02AM
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Jeebus.
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Man thats an uneventful retaliation... You shouldve pulled a me myself and irene and taken a dump on there front lawn. Click for larger image
Apr 13 2013 12:18PM
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vinny0
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Upper deck them
Apr 13 2013 2:36PM
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JeremyClarkson
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1337 you should commit suicide in front of them. They will never be the same after they see you splatter your brains with a 12 gauge.

Apr 13 2013 2:45PM
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FrenchFry
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fuck there mom and make them watch
Apr 13 2013 2:54PM
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Rafiki
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where exactly is she fucking and why are you telling your mom where to fuck?
Apr 13 2013 2:58PM
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KEVTRON
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Fill water balloons with Nair, Break them on their heads and watch the hair melt off their skull.
Apr 13 2013 7:09PM
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SkiBum.
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This just re insures me that you are a pussy 15 year old. Grow up.
Apr 13 2013 7:13PM
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1337
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...what?
Apr 13 2013 7:20PM
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.frenchy
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This just re insures me that you are a guy who doesn't know how to have fun, get back to TGR and your office cubicle.
Apr 13 2013 7:23PM
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Bateman
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IRONY ALERT
Apr 13 2013 7:32PM
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.frenchy
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What, my 200 posts? I made an account there over 2 years ago, and only went on when I was banned over the summer.
Apr 13 2013 7:33PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I bet you have a huge dick.
Apr 13 2013 7:39PM
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the-honeypossum
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burn there house down.
Apr 13 2013 7:48PM
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the-honeypossum
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but really, start playing the drums and do it every night while there trying to sleep
Apr 13 2013 7:49PM
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Bateman
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So many there/their/they're errors in this thread. Go back to school.
Apr 13 2013 7:50PM
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steezburgereddie
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Potato gun and fill it up with a bunch nasty stuff.
Apr 13 2013 7:54PM
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Phil-X-
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Yo sneak in to there house at night right quick and suck there dicks while they sleep. Then spread nasty rumors at their school about how gay they are for getting a blow jobs from a dude
Apr 13 2013 7:59PM
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Dr.Dickless
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put a chicken drumstick in a jar of milk, seal it, let it sit a week unrefrigerated, throw it through their open window

done
Apr 13 2013 7:59PM
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AGOF
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make sure to get a picture and bring it in for show and tell
Apr 13 2013 11:00PM
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WaffleMaster
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Lolololol
Apr 14 2013 1:39PM
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MNS
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Every once in a while movie companies send out letters telling people they will get fined if they do not delete the porn they downloaded illegally by torrent.

Make a really official looking letter addressed to one of the kids and saying to delete the illegally downloaded vids and compile a list of vids. Has to look really legit tho.
Apr 14 2013 2:24PM
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_Garagely_
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Put a functioning airbag under one of their couch cushions so when they sit on it they'll be shot up into the ceiling. That or slash the tires on their car and steal their welcome mat and mailbox.
Apr 14 2013 2:49PM
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lineskier10
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normally i would never be in favor of calling the cops but call them and say you think these kids are pointing a gun with a laser sight at you, that shit will end real quick i guarantee
Apr 14 2013 3:01PM
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1337
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this happened two nights ago now guys -_-
Apr 14 2013 3:10PM
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Bateman
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do as the above post said.. anyways
Apr 14 2013 3:41PM
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