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Black Steve..... Hurt!

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404404
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Back Steves chronic condition of being AM has lead to a secondary injury while performing a switch 900 at Park City today. The details aren't all in yet but I saw him holding his bloody hand, and then he skied to Ski Patrol. Moments later I was skiing with John Kutcher (not related to Ashton Kutcher) and he was summoned to Ski Patrol to aid Steve. Soon after Steve was loaded into a meat wagon and sent off to the death hotel in Park City.

If we can all pry to his, or her God maybe Steve wont die.
Apr 12 2013 4:58PM
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.squirrely.
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fucking pussy cant even switch 9
Apr 12 2013 4:59PM
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TRAP_CHEF
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Heard he tried to mute with no gloves and cut a blood vessel and a nerve
Apr 12 2013 5:03PM
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Phil-X-
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should we start a donation page for 40s?
Apr 12 2013 5:03PM
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404404
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Here is a picture of Steve on life support at deaths door step.

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Apr 12 2013 5:03PM
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DeRizzo
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and he wonders why he is an AM
Apr 12 2013 5:03PM
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404404
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Apr 12 2013 5:04PM
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Phil-X-
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Youre a pro and I can embed sooooo much better then you

Apr 12 2013 5:06PM
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MaryO
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I'm surprised he wasn't air lifted for gods sake! He's in my prayers to pull through.
Apr 12 2013 5:06PM
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snowfinder
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Apr 12 2013 5:19PM
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JWeinstock
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yup. he tried a switch 9 mute and cut his hands because he wasnt wearing glove. get better
Apr 12 2013 5:20PM
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90053
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andy perry is a necromancer
Apr 12 2013 5:25PM
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hippy.
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Apr 12 2013 5:25PM
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Miomo
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Too much water made his body weak.
Apr 12 2013 5:27PM
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Blurst
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why would someone be airlifted if they injured their hand and skied down to the bottom?
Apr 12 2013 5:28PM
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SKIU4EA
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Yep, and that's why his I.V. is pure Monster.
Apr 12 2013 5:33PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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herp derp.
Apr 12 2013 5:53PM
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Ali_Dibden
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Because sharp edges + bare skin = a whole world of fun!
Apr 12 2013 5:56PM
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skiierman
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Thank god he jerks guys off with his other hand or else this might have been tragic.
Apr 12 2013 5:57PM
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LukasSchroeder
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Incase you didnt see the above post: " he tried a switch 9 mute and cut his hands because he wasnt wearing glove"
Apr 12 2013 5:59PM
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SSteezle
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you're bad at the internet when you get trolled by a mom
Apr 12 2013 6:01PM
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GetPitted
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Pretty much my reaction at the bottom of the run.  Also, steven allegedly fainted shortly after he arrived at ski patrol. 

Apr 12 2013 7:14PM
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poptartthuggin
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cut 4 steve
Apr 12 2013 7:35PM
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c_roll
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Kratom and Monster should fix him up nicely
Apr 12 2013 7:41PM
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DGski
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lol'd
Apr 12 2013 7:54PM
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d00d
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I'm sure Black Steve is wishing he had said Venezuelan Rice Pudding right now
Apr 12 2013 8:03PM
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skiSBmaine
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Too much goddamn water
Apr 12 2013 8:04PM
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NinetyFour
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Steve, you danger wanking again?
Apr 12 2013 8:04PM
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MaryO
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Uhm... it was a joke
Apr 12 2013 9:00PM
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edai
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Apr 12 2013 9:03PM
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The_Real_EWilly
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Do you people see what drinking water will do to you Get better soon
Apr 12 2013 9:17PM
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Bloom.
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shit, heal up Steve! You're adding new meaning to "Beat Mummy" with that battered hand wrapped in bandages
Apr 12 2013 10:07PM
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Juicy-J
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.
Apr 12 2013 10:16PM
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qeefmasterflex
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Almost inb4 kid looks up story to take this thread seriously
Apr 12 2013 10:31PM
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caddyshack
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this
Apr 12 2013 10:36PM
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TRAP_CHEF
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Sorry i drank to much water this morning
Apr 13 2013 12:29AM
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skiierman
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Sad news guys... I just got off the phone with him and apparently he has died. :( RIP Steve Stept
Apr 13 2013 12:33AM
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Plankton
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Apr 13 2013 12:38AM
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Parks.
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pooor steve! get better soon buba!
Apr 13 2013 12:47AM
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animeallstar
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fucking died.
Apr 13 2013 1:12AM
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eheath
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big time bummer, he was gonna huck the dub today, doctors said he had a 98% chance of curing his illness if he landed it like tom wallisch. so sad
Apr 13 2013 1:20AM
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TimRiley
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I heard OJ pinned the murders on Black Steve.... BlackS new he was caught, only one option "Look at my hand, the glove doesn't fit."

Apr 13 2013 2:03AM
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Randy_Marsh
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good thing it was only the left hand....ya feel me?
Apr 13 2013 2:52AM
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Blake.P
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Yeah so he can still give the rest of the 4bi9 crew (the pros) daily handjobs
Apr 13 2013 9:57AM
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fortyvalve
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don't sleep on Mary O
Apr 13 2013 10:45AM
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Park_Ranger
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what a fucking NOOB
Apr 13 2013 11:13AM
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Rozbrook
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Damn you water
Apr 13 2013 11:42AM
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elinde
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that was really fucking funny
Apr 13 2013 11:56AM
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sherms
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SAVE STEVE
Apr 13 2013 12:01PM
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ILLinoisance
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RIP, Steve Stept.

1998-1995-2013
Apr 13 2013 12:05PM
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VCharette
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What an idiot!
Apr 13 2013 12:25PM
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