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Ski related pick up lines?

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ScubaSteveFather
Posts: 555 - Karma: 574
Anyone have any good ones?

only one i've heard is:

I'll nose slide your box if you lip slide my rail
Apr 11 2013 11:57AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,348
Ayo bitch....heres my dick
Apr 11 2013 11:59AM
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MEDSKI.
Posts: 561 - Karma: 640
AY BBY WANT SUM FUK?
Apr 11 2013 12:10PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,356
hey girl can i ski ski my peepee into your veve
Apr 11 2013 12:14PM
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SKIINGISEASY
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 2,199
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Apr 11 2013 12:29PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
works.... every time
Apr 11 2013 12:30PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,890
Ay gurl, mind if i lipslide into your closeout?
Apr 11 2013 12:32PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781

 i passed the blunt

Apr 11 2013 2:28PM
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djdillwill
Posts: 132 - Karma: 555
Tele skiing pickup line: Wanna go back to my place and drop a knee?
Apr 11 2013 3:17PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,401
Bby i got 5 tips 4 u.
Apr 11 2013 3:18PM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
im afraid you'll melt all the snow if we fuck here...be nice to the skiers and lets get hot in at my place...

If you want to get dumped it should work.
Apr 11 2013 4:04PM
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Miclovin
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 692
Can I disaster you?
Apr 11 2013 4:50PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51955 - Karma: 166,139
I'm a reckless skier I guess, I prefer the feeling I get of doing it without protection. Some say I'm too much of a hot dogger but really I just like to keep it raw. Hopefully you'll let me show you my bag of tricks on your box gap. The tricks are just the start because to me it's all about that afterbang.
Apr 11 2013 5:16PM
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Static
Posts: 8572 - Karma: 4,092
it's nose press you stupid motherfucker
Apr 11 2013 5:19PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Helllloooo, miss lady. I fancy myself a tranny finder. Do you, by chance, have a penis?
Apr 11 2013 5:21PM
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shane.t
Posts: 729 - Karma: 364
lost
Apr 11 2013 5:26PM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
I have two poles when I ski, and two poles in real life.
Apr 11 2013 5:47PM
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Afronaut
Posts: 190 - Karma: 558
HAhahaahahha i'm gonna try this one
Apr 11 2013 5:50PM
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