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Skier Boys....

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skiponie
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Why are there hardly ANY hot skier guys? Am I just like, not looking in the right places or? There HAS to be some hot single skier guys in the Salt Lake valley.. But one thing, I can't be better than them at skiing.. HELP
Apr 9 2013 7:55PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Right? Let me know if you find them.
Apr 9 2013 7:55PM
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GayWolf420
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Because we don't gives a fuck.
Apr 9 2013 7:56PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
There are three hot skier boys in your area.
For just three easy payments you can view their profiles and more.
Hawtskierboys.com/NS/
Apr 9 2013 7:57PM
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cool_name
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cum to whistler/vancouver and i can show you a good time ;)
Apr 9 2013 7:57PM
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Dobies.
Posts: 1835 - Karma: 205
you are the reason girls fucking suck
Apr 9 2013 7:58PM
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RimJobber
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Made me lol.
And to OP, go lesbian.
Apr 9 2013 7:58PM
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skiponie
Posts: 49 - Karma: 221
Why? It was a simple question hahah
Apr 9 2013 8:01PM
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Park_Ranger
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thats so weird, I was just thinking the exact same thing!
Apr 9 2013 8:04PM
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DGski
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jon olson?

no homo
Apr 9 2013 8:06PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
They have to be out of high school.
Apr 9 2013 8:06PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Because everyone attractive snowboards (see Shaun White)
Apr 9 2013 8:18PM
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connecticunt
Posts: 845 - Karma: 1,529
I mean there are a ton of hot skiers on the east coast. Probably going to get some hate for this, but in my experience, I think snowboarders are much more attractive and have better style.
Apr 9 2013 8:19PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Why are there no hot skier girl's?????????????
Apr 9 2013 8:20PM
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skiponie
Posts: 49 - Karma: 221
hahahaha
Apr 9 2013 8:21PM
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skiponie
Posts: 49 - Karma: 221
This made my day hahaha
Apr 9 2013 8:21PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
It would be more gay not to acknowledge Jon Olson's man dime status.
Apr 9 2013 8:22PM
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danderson.
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I'm actually very attractive.

Straight from the faces of NS: Click for larger image
Apr 9 2013 8:23PM
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skiponie
Posts: 49 - Karma: 221
Yeah, I guess you just gotta get lucky. But they're out there!
Apr 9 2013 8:23PM
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Joebin
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Wait a minute...
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Apr 9 2013 8:25PM
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skiponie
Posts: 49 - Karma: 221
actually no, I like the freeride boys (:
Apr 9 2013 8:25PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
I may have stung my bee in a few of your lady friends.
Apr 9 2013 8:26PM
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GayWolf420
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lol this
Apr 9 2013 8:27PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
They're all in the donators cult. You have to pay money to meet them.
Apr 9 2013 8:28PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
There are plenty of hot skier boys. I LOVE the ski-boy style, and to be honest skiers are usually WAY hotter then snowboarders. Not always, but I am definitely biased (probably because I ski).

Now, this thread would be useless without pics. Bobby Brown is such a babe in my opinion.

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Apr 9 2013 8:33PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Does that mean you have them the AIDS?
Apr 9 2013 8:34PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
teenage heart-throb Bobby Brown <33333
Apr 9 2013 8:35PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I wish he'd spin into my future
Apr 9 2013 8:37PM
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skiponie
Posts: 49 - Karma: 221
Bobby Brown is SUCH a babe. Torin Wallace is too... Is it bad to say he is my phone background? :| Click for larger image
Apr 9 2013 8:38PM
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Z.J.H.
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MORE LIKE VAGINA
Apr 9 2013 8:39PM
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ignantchief
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pathetic



























































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Apr 9 2013 8:39PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
Hai there.
Apr 9 2013 8:40PM
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cool_name
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im serious.
Apr 9 2013 8:40PM
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SkiThe603
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Snowboards like to spread there legs wide and have pants tighter than most yoga pants.
Apr 9 2013 8:41PM
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skiponie
Posts: 49 - Karma: 221
hello.
Apr 9 2013 8:43PM
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sarahtumbas
Posts: 87 - Karma: 79
completely agree with this... skier boys are way more attractive than snowboarders, whether it's with the hair, style, etc.... bobby brown is just one examples of all the babes on skis.
Apr 9 2013 8:43PM
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skiponie
Posts: 49 - Karma: 221
Thats a little outta the way. sowwwy.
Apr 9 2013 8:44PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
Why are there no hot skier girls?

O wait nvm
Apr 9 2013 8:48PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
I hear Theron and Haas in the PC area fit the bill
Apr 9 2013 8:51PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Things better than this thread:

This offensive comic strip:
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this gif:
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and this picture:
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Apr 9 2013 8:58PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Seriously...

Just being male and a skier is enough to wet my panties.

If he can articulate a sentence and is old enough to not make me feel like a cougar, my panties are pretty much off.
Apr 9 2013 9:02PM
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Sklar
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1:40

Apr 9 2013 9:02PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
You are in SLC, everyone is married and poppin out babies by the time they are 20. Good luck.
Apr 9 2013 9:05PM
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Dirty.Harry.
Posts: 1779 - Karma: 351
I heard that the backcountry skier guys were much more attractive than the park rats.
Apr 9 2013 9:06PM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
this thread is dumb.
but my boyfriend is a hot skier who lives in the salt lake valley.


/claim
Apr 9 2013 9:07PM
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Petey.
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ay gurl
Apr 9 2013 9:17PM
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Ski_Alot
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good to meet you too
Apr 9 2013 9:23PM
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elinde
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i think skiers generally are pretty attractive people, except filthy park rats that try and look like they sleep in a dumpster and eat babies. i find the pro skier girls usually pretty decent
Apr 9 2013 9:31PM
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Parrish
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inb4

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Apr 9 2013 9:34PM
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clive_bixby
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dat gif... lol
Apr 9 2013 9:35PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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doubt you get it pink name
Apr 9 2013 9:37PM
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