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Cum stains

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jtate
Posts: 32 - Karma: 155
i boned my girlfriend in the backseat of my car the other day, and now there's a few nasty cum stains on the seats. any suggestions how to get these out?
12 years ago
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CantTouchMySwag
Posts: 51 - Karma: 560
Lick it off
12 years ago
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623
fetal fluids
12 years ago
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
cum again on your cauch and spread it all over it
12 years ago
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
rub some poop on it
12 years ago
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
leave it, its like a notch on the belt.
12 years ago
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,847
Seriously bro, there are kids on this website that don't need to see this
12 years ago
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SwaggerAsFucc
Posts: 353 - Karma: 13

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12 years ago
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
Worst not-a-claim-but-actually-a-claim thread ever.
12 years ago
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 1,785
im 12 and whats cum
12 years ago
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,137
i am 12 n wut is this
12 years ago
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
You should know what cum is by the time you're 12 dude.
12 years ago
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
I would hit a bitch.
12 years ago
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
magic eraser
12 years ago
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
Lick it off, duh.
12 years ago
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
So that's what they call your mouth now?
12 years ago
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 246
Clearly its your hoes fault. Make her clean that shit up.





PS - don't actually do that, she will no longer be your hoe
12 years ago
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Dirty.Harry.
Posts: 1779 - Karma: 351
Use a seatcover. Then just take it off next time to bone her and cover it back up afterwards. Nobody will know.
12 years ago
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270on420out
Posts: 7524 - Karma: 51,325
I'm 12 and what's a car
12 years ago
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.
12 years ago
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Wall_Nut
Posts: 629 - Karma: 113
This site makes me lol........kid posts claim/troll thread, gets sarcastic responses from the older kids, followed by serious responses/follow-up claims from naive youngbloods, followed by squares taking it WAY too seriously. Just.......lol
12 years ago
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
Inb4 everyone finds out that op just farted and burped on his backseat.
12 years ago
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Wall_Nut
Posts: 629 - Karma: 113
Oh and to answer your question, it's a notch in the belt, like the other guy said. Cold water and elbow grease if it's too noticeable.
12 years ago
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270on420out
Posts: 7524 - Karma: 51,325
You're not either if you think a parody of thrift shop is funny.
12 years ago
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Brodo_Swaggins
Posts: 136 - Karma: 172
Get more stains so it becomes one solid color.
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,472
I know a girl who peed in the back of someone's car.
True story
12 years ago
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Never said it was. The message was cool though.
And I like how you went to my threads to find something to bag on me even though I only said you're not funny because everyone's sick of those stupid I'm 12, what's that jokes.
12 years ago
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Have you and your two buddies sitting next to you open the car door and unseat yourselves from the back seat.
12 years ago
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270on420out
Posts: 7524 - Karma: 51,325
I didn't go on your profile to bag on you, I just remember that specific thread you made. Ever think of that shithead?
12 years ago
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
do what snoop dogg uses to clean his clothes......BLEAAAAAAAAAAACH














































get it? it sounds like bitch lolololooloolololololololol
12 years ago
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
It's really funny when 15 year olds get mad.

And I'm glad to see you remember my thread from fucking months ago. It means a lot that you remember me :)
You know what, why don't you go get some weed, and we'll chill and smoke.
That's what all the popular kids do, right?
12 years ago
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270on420out
Posts: 7524 - Karma: 51,325
Sounds good
12 years ago
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
I'n 19 what is this stuff? Its blocked by net nanny at my house.
12 years ago
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 1,989
See OP this is why the bitch is supposed to swallow.
12 years ago
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 1,989
See OP this is why the bitch is supposed to swallow.
12 years ago
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J-LUVrunsthegame
Posts: 224 - Karma: 29
TITTIES, STOP ARGUING AND GIVE THIS DUDE SOME PROPS FOR GETTING SOME ACTUALLY PUSSy. about the stains, just leave them and brag to all your virgin/unvagina getting friends about it.
12 years ago
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,572
damn thats so ill.

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12 years ago
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,522
I'm 11 and what r u
12 years ago
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1439 - Karma: 1,270
Yah NS has a bubbling ecosystem it's pretty awesome.
12 years ago
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