Wanted: Tim Durtcheap for cutting into the 2013 Dubsatch AK budget.
He...
2. ate our engrish muffins
3. hit on our women (NO LUCK THERE)
4. drank our beer
5. took valuable couch space
6. didn't flush........(ever)
First up Saga Underwear: Bidding starts at $5
We have reached the consensus that our best plan of action is to sell his clean laundry that was abandoned in our washing machine.
All proceeds will be used to recoup lost:
1. Heat
2. Beer
4. Water
5. Electric
6. Internet usage (spent on NS and Facebook)
7. Couch Space
ONLY SERIOUS OFFERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First up Saga Underwear: Bidding starts at $5
Second up Lucky Left Sock : Bidding starts at $40
Third up Stinky Right Sock: Bidding starts at $5
Fourth up Facemask: Bidding starts at $2
Fifth up is Pooopy Pants: Bidding starts at $30
And for last...SAGA Base Layer shirt: Bidding starts at $30
BUY NOW!
