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Unfortunate names

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gatley-o9mil.
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What are some of the most unfortunate names you have ever heard? mine in order are
1.(lastname)kuntz
2.(lastname)manlove
3.(lastname)fagan
Apr 7 2013 6:32PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,246
Doris and Boris
Apr 7 2013 6:33PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
kerry hunt


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Apr 7 2013 6:34PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
One of my day's customers is named Michael Hunt. No joke.
Apr 7 2013 6:34PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I see what you did there.
Apr 7 2013 6:34PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Rusty Bumgardner
Apr 7 2013 6:34PM
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 246
Gaylord
Apr 7 2013 6:46PM
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CantTouchMySwag
Posts: 51 - Karma: 560
grinchpoun and smellie
Apr 7 2013 6:46PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
Rusty Kuntz

Adol Fitler
Apr 7 2013 6:49PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
HAHAHA
Apr 7 2013 6:51PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Bum Ho Lee. Korean baseball player
Apr 7 2013 6:54PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Harry Cock.

My high school has a plaque with all the past SGA President's names. That is one name that everybody likes to point out to tours and new kids.



Apr 7 2013 6:55PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
[IMG]http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/rusty-kuntz-card.jpg[/IMG]

this embedding shit wont work but whatevs
Apr 7 2013 6:55PM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,522
Mike hawk
Apr 7 2013 7:03PM
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Spicy.Cat
Posts: 479 - Karma: 706
I know a guy named Richard Head. And yes he goes by "Dick"
Apr 7 2013 7:05PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Hugh Jefaggot

Kid got bullied so hard in high school.
Apr 7 2013 7:05PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
I knew a guy named Jack Cox in highschool.
Also knew a guy named Wyndham because he was conceived in a Wyndham hotel, middle name was 23 because that's what floor they were on, his dad was an ass hole.
Apr 7 2013 7:05PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
"Dick Pound" ...he's real, google him.
Apr 7 2013 7:06PM
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UphillIce
Posts: 123 - Karma: 138
I grew up with a kid named Ken Barbie.

He generally went by Kenny while in school, which didn't really conceal it that much. Cool guy though, so he came out of it ok.
Apr 7 2013 7:07PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
I knew a girl named Brandy Handy. her brothers name was Randy.
Apr 7 2013 7:08PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
Harry Hammers
Apr 7 2013 7:09PM
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Ethan.G
Posts: 1166 - Karma: 465
Funny story from Easter. My grandma was telling a story about this guy from their town and his name was Harry Johnson, they couldn't figure out why my brother and I were laughing so hard.
Apr 7 2013 7:12PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
Ha
Apr 7 2013 7:13PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
a guy a few miles down the valley (yeah in german, so its probably not funny) is named "rainer narr"

"rainer" is pronounced like "reiner" and that means in english "pure".

"narr" means "fool".

so he basically is named "pure fool".



not enough. his son is named "noah". in our dialect, this almost exactly sounds like "noch einer", which means in english "yet another one".

so his son is "yet another fool".



TRUE FUCKING STORY. I AM NOT EVEN MAKING THIS UP. and keep in mind, this is europe, where such fancy names like in the US arent that usual. in certain countries are even catalogues with names which are allowed or an authority rejects bullshit names. obviously here they couldnt do anything because both forenames are pretty normal.
Apr 7 2013 7:20PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Atley O'neill. Thats a fucking bitchass name. You just called out Jessie so hard.
Apr 7 2013 7:41PM
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Kronor
Posts: 217 - Karma: 167
My dads friend in high school was named Harry Aeriola.
Apr 7 2013 7:43PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
agnus

...trembles..
Apr 7 2013 7:44PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
Tits Mclaughflin
Richard Johnson
Apr 7 2013 7:46PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Fattest most annoying kid in my school is named angus, its horrible
Apr 7 2013 7:47PM
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DrewPeacock
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Drew Peacock
Apr 7 2013 7:50PM
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W1nn1ng
Posts: 107 - Karma: 418
There is a bus driver at my school that has this name but goes by Dick.  His name tag says Dick bus driver on it.
Apr 7 2013 7:54PM
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Steve_Glandsberg
Posts: 137 - Karma: 4,833
My brothers name is Angus McDonald and my grandpas name is , no lie, ron
Apr 7 2013 9:08PM
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myllhouse
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 2,157
Richard William Wood
"Dick Willy Wood"
Apr 7 2013 9:26PM
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aloha.
Posts: 412 - Karma: 163
There's a HUGE black kid at my school named Precious, but nobody messes with him because he's a tank and has two lazy eyes where you can't tell if he's pissed and grilling you or just looking at a wall.
Apr 7 2013 9:35PM
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djdillwill
Posts: 132 - Karma: 555
My aunt has a friend named Cotton Jackson. He is white.
Apr 7 2013 9:40PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
I once met a woman who was legally named "Phuck", it's spelt with a ph but still, bizarre to see as a name
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Apr 7 2013 9:45PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Jackson Inhoff
Apr 7 2013 9:47PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Was friends with a kid in gradeschool named John Handlesman. Hes in a pretty successful band now and goes by his middle name, John Vaughn.
Apr 7 2013 9:50PM
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funk~
Posts: 401 - Karma: 379
There is this kid in my class named Josh Smallwood.
I mean that is just set up for a lifetime of jokes.
Apr 7 2013 10:03PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Also know a load of people with the last name whetter.not the worst but still...
Apr 7 2013 10:07PM
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FreeskiThe603
Posts: 861 - Karma: 1,409
Richard Holden


think about it...
Apr 7 2013 10:31PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
being named timmon would be really cool.
or mike jord
Apr 7 2013 10:38PM
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1kewldewd
Posts: 796 - Karma: 1,147
I knnow a kid named Michael Bonar and someone named Conner Butkus. THey get laugehd at so much when they are called over the intercom.
Apr 7 2013 10:43PM
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no_steeze
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there was a teacher at my high school named Dick Little. he didn't even bother going by Richard
Apr 7 2013 11:00PM
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Tyler.A
Posts: 164 - Karma: 338
We have a family friend named Harry Dicke. No joke
Apr 7 2013 11:03PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
I know of a clyda butt, lindsay butts, etc
Apr 7 2013 11:08PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
wow that was a tough one
Apr 7 2013 11:11PM
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Momo.
Posts: 218 - Karma: 1,244
Sometimes people pronounce my last name wrong as "Manwhore" instead of Mahanor.... It's quite embarrassing in front of a crowd....
Apr 7 2013 11:13PM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
angus mcdonald (like da meat+mcdonalds)
Apr 7 2013 11:14PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
I know a kid whos actual birth name is Huckleberry. I think its a fucking awsome name but its just way too easy to call him Fuckleberry.
Apr 7 2013 11:14PM
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