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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
What did you have in your pockets/have on you today? Dump em.

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Clockwise from top left:
Glock 26(Gen3) in kydex IWB holster
Night Armor 65 Lumen flashlight
Night Armor 'Tactical' Pen(self defense tool/pen)
iPhone 4s
Citizen Nighthawk
Spyderco Resilience
Card holder with drivers license, CCW, debit card
Keys

Show what YOU carry everyday.
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Correct.
12 years ago
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
i figure the third page could use this thread for its real purpose?

bad quality but here it is
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
far cry 3 is the worst offender of this. i don't care how many golden tiger skins you harvest it is impossible for a human to swim freestyle and sprint around while carrying 4 large guns, c4, mines, grenades, 300+ rounds of ammo, arrows, and a bag containing 60+ items of any size
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
no its not.
12 years ago
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kung_powpow
Posts: 1990 - Karma: 3,671
farcry 3 is dope as fuck, so fuck physics and shit
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chill_davis
Posts: 2107 - Karma: 650
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
my girlfriend has the same pump. random.
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eheath
Posts: 61894 - Karma: 126,030
How come so many people carry sunglasses in their pockets?
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corona
Posts: 12845 - Karma: 33,283
gross
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,410
I wonder the same thing. Wear them or park them. In your pocket they would get scratched to fuck, especially if you have keys in there, and it would look like you have mad amounts of boner.
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
I have mine in my backpack, which is pretty much always with me.
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,904
i see so many of these on tumblr/ other websites and 9 times out of 10 there's a knife or a multi-tool of some sort in there. i dunno if it's just me but never in the 19 years and 10.5 months that i've been on this earth have i been going about my daily business and thought "fuck i really need a knife in this situation." very few of the knives i've seen posted would be much use in self defence (plus stabbing people is like, illegal in most places) and over here im 99% sure any locking knife/ decent sized blade is illegal (to carry around with you i mean). literally the only time i've ever needed a knife of that sort is when im camping...

i havent read the whole thread and at risk of starting an argument, could someone explain this?
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
One time I tried to open a package with my keys and the tape got all bunched up, so I had to get a knife from my kitchen. If only I had a knife in my pocket, I could have saved myself 12 seconds. I think that's why people carry knives. Sometimes keys just don't cut it (FUCK YEAH PUN INTENDED, BITCH).
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Sometimes I need to cut shit.
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Mine is primarily used as a utility knife. Opening packages, cutting my food at work, cleaning my nails, etc. But I also have them in such a manner that it could be used as a self defense blade if needed. I've grown up having one on me at all times, so when I don't have one I feel naked.
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Everyday we are knolling:

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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
the fuck do you do..thats the most badass pocket dump ive ever seen
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
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Phone
50mm watch
a nickle
my card holder
Snowmobile key
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
Why do you have an iPod if you have a phone?
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
debatable.
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Saves valuable memory space on my iPhone and whenever i grab my iPhone there is no cord in the way.
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icculus.
Posts: 749 - Karma: 3,963
WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A FUCKING KNIFE!?!
12 years ago
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
boss wallet, keys, xperia x10, chewing gum and some coins
12 years ago
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
What knife is it
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,341
kershaw
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Jelle
Posts: 337 - Karma: 715
its a useful tool
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,341
cut bitchies
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
pretty standard here. I think it's time for a new phone though.
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,341
you carry a crochet hook?
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
He uses it to fish out used condoms from his asshole.
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
not all the time but I have really fidgety hands so it's nice to have something to keep them from being a distraction.
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Gross
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 464
"Tinga's Hats"
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POW-WOW
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 40
Don't flatter yourself, I doubt you're hot enough to get raped. Put the gun away and realize that, just because you're a girl, doesn't mean you're going to get raped. Unless you live in the ghetto which you already denied.
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
You're funny. You must be new here.
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,869
Wat
12 years ago
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Congratulations, you are fucking retarded. Everything you said in this post is completely idiotic. You deserve to have your fingers cut off and shoved up your ass two at a time.
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
Keys with carabiner
Money clip
Some times micro g-pen
Zippo lighter with butane insert
And one of my many spyder co knives when I'm not at school
And a Nixon Chrono
And a pen
Where do you guys put some of this stuff is just crazy
12 years ago
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*b_-_d*
Posts: 83 - Karma: 19
I'm glad it's illegal for most people to carry a gun in Australia.
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Phone and wallet at school. At home, phone, wallet, keys, and a lot of times my knife (cool switchblade I got in Mexico)
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BlackieChan
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Out of curiosity, how and/or why so many guns and knives?
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Also out of curiosity...why did you put your stuff on your dirty stove next to broken chunks of ramen noodles to take a picture of it?
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Because I'm really deep and like to stare off into the night sky pondering humanity.
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Well I'm glad to be in America.
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.AR6rider
Posts: 444 - Karma: -106
stop following me around you fucking loser
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,398
Says the kid impersonating him.... You're a freak.
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Baladeo*

Looks freaking gorgeous, I think im gonna order one
12 years ago
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
Yep, sorry for that typo. Not the most practical knife, def the lightest and coolest looking.
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uni-corn
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I think I'm gonna order one too.
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