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N. Korea's Just A Bunch Of Stoners

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ThaLorax
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It's true, they smoke mad blunts erryday.

http://www.vice.com/read/north-korea-is-stoned-all-the-time-which-explains-a-lot
Apr 4 2013 3:10PM
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SFB
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nopes.
Apr 4 2013 3:12PM
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JeremyClarkson
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Kim bong ill yo!
Apr 4 2013 3:15PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Did not read. Hehe.
Apr 4 2013 3:18PM
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LeComfortable
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interessing read !
Apr 4 2013 3:25PM
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ThaLorax
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Why would you even bother posting then?
Apr 4 2013 3:31PM
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Spinoza
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No way they're stoned. They wouldn't be so uptight it they were
Apr 4 2013 3:34PM
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Dingo69
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Opium legal too! I never thought id be jealous of north koreans. Fuck me
Apr 4 2013 3:39PM
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edai
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Lol they must get munchies x100
Apr 4 2013 3:40PM
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Brentizzle
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Apr 4 2013 3:42PM
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ThaLorax
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Ha, those are tomatoes.
Apr 4 2013 3:55PM
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Brentizzle
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didnt even look at the plants haha. every good dictator needs a stash of tomatoes
Apr 4 2013 4:18PM
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SwaggerAsFucc
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North Korea is too small of a country to blow up America. They either blow up like the Mid West where there is nothing and kill a total of 100 people or try to blow up Washington D.C. in that case the United States redirects the missile and we are all safe
Apr 4 2013 4:21PM
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erikK
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COOL FUCKING STORY
Apr 4 2013 4:37PM
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ThaLorax
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Yes, and then when the bomb fails to make it over the ocean, it will rain confetti and puppies over the open sea and much confetti will be wasted.
Apr 4 2013 10:18PM
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Dingo69
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True story
Apr 4 2013 10:20PM
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Rafiki
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surprise kim jong il has been dead for a year and a half
Apr 4 2013 10:23PM
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grapejuice3000+
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same could be said for op

HA
Apr 4 2013 10:27PM
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Joebin
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Explains why theyre squinting all the time.
Apr 4 2013 10:32PM
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DizzyG
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I like the official, news like vocabulary in that article, "unwind by lighting up a king-sized bone." Great.
Apr 4 2013 10:36PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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I heard kim jong un takes mad blunts to the dome piece on the daily.

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Apr 4 2013 10:40PM
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ThaLorax
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Says the guy with a Steely icon.
Apr 4 2013 10:42PM
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bardissono
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grateful dead... but still a valid point
Apr 4 2013 10:50PM
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grapejuice3000+
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just because i listen to the dead means i smoke ganja?

nope. you are wrong.
Apr 4 2013 10:56PM
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ThaLorax
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Your ignorance level is close to Glen Beck's.
Apr 5 2013 12:33AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Inb4 mass NS movement into North Korea.
Apr 5 2013 12:56AM
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Lolocaust.
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hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha i hope you're trolling. "redirects the missile"

hahahahahahahahaha oh fuck.


The largest (long range) North Korean missile that could be used is the Taepodong-2 and the range is only 6,000km which, is pretty pussy. Unless they plan on Nuking us from Submarines or Carriers offshore, it isn't going to work.
Apr 5 2013 12:59AM
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ThaLorax
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I already addressed this. See my post above.
Apr 5 2013 1:12AM
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Lolocaust.
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Apr 5 2013 1:22AM
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ThaLorax
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Apr 5 2013 1:25AM
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Lolocaust.
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mmhmmm okkkkkk broseph stalin


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Apr 5 2013 1:28AM
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Rafiki
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relevance

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Apr 5 2013 1:54AM
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ThaLorax
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So much wasted confetti
Apr 5 2013 3:15AM
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Alex_G
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I sense a lot of new pot strain names coming about from this fact.
Apr 5 2013 11:27AM
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ThaLorax
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I'd be all over dat Kim Jung Kush or some dank Great Leader Haze
Apr 5 2013 1:08PM
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