Last dream you remember

im pretty sure it was a wet a dream and the girl just kept coming after my wiener. It was nice.

I write down all my significant dreams. this was march 28... pretty meaningful dream actually. This is what i wrote down that morning:

i was in some complex, more like downtown in a city…. there were houses and a bunch of other stuff, and it was chaos. there were tons of cars backed up and crashed about in the street. a lot of medium sized houses. i was on some sort of mission. there were guns, and i definitely used them. at first i was running away from this girl with black hair. i had driven up a ways ahead of her and went in a van (I noticed that the van belonged to the girl) and started to look for stuff. i found one gun i liked but she arrived at the van so i dropped it and ran back to my car. the driver of the car she was in pointed a gun at me but didn't fire. I hopped back in my car to escape. We (there was another dude in my car) drove for a while but crashed on the outskirts of the city where the city turned into forest. the girl caught up with me and now was with me. But somehow we had gotten into a situation where we needed to work together. at this point we needed to negotiate little obstacles in the forest that were in the form of small huts that we had to get from one to the other. i don't remember all of them but one was a zipline. It was a zipline through the forest that was so long i couldn't see where it ended. i tried to use it once but logs were in the way. we cleared the logs and were about to do the zipline, but an old man appeared and presented another challenge. He said: "at the end of the zipline there is another obstacle. it is a wall that extends infinitely in both directions. it is low enough to climb over it, but there is a phoenix in front of the wall." The man never says if the phoenix is dangerous. he then asks what we will do. Without hesitation i say: "lets kill it." Then the black haired girl looks at me and says "well well well, it looks like you have risen all on your own" and then she kisses me.

DAYUMMMMMM mad deets

last night i dreamed that i was homeless and broke but my homie had a new blue dodge viper and he took me for a drive in it and blazed me up and then i went back to living in my wooden crate under a bridge. it was alright, probably a premonition of some sort.

I had a dream where I was skiing, but the trees were falling over, and the liftie was replaced by a box moving robot, and nobody would believe me.

last night. i was in a slanted back yard fighting wild animals. i killed a wolf and used my bare hands to rip a lion's jaw apart. it was sick

Ugh.

I was having repeat surgery at a childrens hospital. When i finally got to leave I somehow left on an airplane with the big back cargo door. The plane was crashing and I jumped out when it was close to the ground with a make shift parachute. I then found all of my friends from the hospital at a covered park picinic area.

That was two nights ago. It was pretty neat.

Then last night i was running and jumping from roof top to roof top. I realized I was dreaming in my dream and knew I could control it but i chose not to. I was then offered some type of trade. I dont remember what it was for but I do know i was offered like a bag of old toys and junk

Damn good dream

I have more. Not my last dream but pretty fucking wierd.

First thing I thought of when I saw this thread hahahahahahahaha

"Don't ask Ash that question"

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