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Fuck off, jesus

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Anathema
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Apr 1 2013 8:00PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Jimmies
Apr 1 2013 8:01PM
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.AR6rider.
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It is written in the bible that those were the last words spoken to Jesus as he was left hanging on the cross.

"G...guys...help. Mah arms and legs are brokeded and I'm bleeding. Guys. Please?"

"Fuck off, Jesus."
Apr 1 2013 8:03PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Source? so I can save them on my phone.
Apr 1 2013 8:03PM
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myllhouse
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the best haha
Apr 1 2013 8:04PM
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Dingo69
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Kinda disrespectful
Apr 1 2013 8:08PM
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Spinoza
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Apr 1 2013 8:09PM
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.AR6rider.
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Fuck off, Jesus lover.
Apr 1 2013 8:16PM
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.frenchy
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Kinda disrespectful
Apr 1 2013 8:17PM
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ohmyglob8
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quit disrespecting atheism...666
Apr 1 2013 8:24PM
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Zimmerman
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i approve
Apr 2 2013 6:48PM
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theabortionator
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Hello, I am internet nice to meet you OP
Apr 2 2013 6:49PM
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grapejuice3000+
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this is the best thread i have seen on ever newschoolers
Apr 2 2013 6:51PM
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Blurst
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You would totally get corn holed by jesus I know. You little jesus corn holing son of a bitch.
Apr 2 2013 6:51PM
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DGski
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ahahahahahahahahaha
Apr 2 2013 6:52PM
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SFB
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i chuckled several time while reading it.
Apr 2 2013 6:52PM
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RawrRawrRob
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these are the best memes along with the old spider man memes
Apr 2 2013 6:55PM
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grapejuice3000+
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Apr 2 2013 6:56PM
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Swaggermager
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threads
Apr 2 2013 6:59PM
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lbuitendam
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lets combine those powers!
Apr 2 2013 7:07PM
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.frenchy
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What are you talking about?
Apr 2 2013 9:04PM
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edai
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For whatever reason he's basically calling you a hillbilly redneck ass bitch. Respond accordingly.
Apr 2 2013 9:05PM
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grapejuice3000+
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http://jesus-withyoualways.com/index.htm
Apr 2 2013 9:32PM
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shocker611
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I'm christian and I still get a kick outta those
Apr 2 2013 9:36PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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Really?
Apr 2 2013 9:48PM
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shocker611
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uhhh... really really?
Apr 2 2013 9:53PM
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Dingo69
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Dude im not that religious. If anything im closer to bhuddism
Apr 2 2013 10:14PM
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Apr 3 2013 12:23AM
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Pikachu.
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Apr 3 2013 12:38AM
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-MK-
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First One
Apr 3 2013 12:40AM
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RimJobber
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Threads for when I'm not on mobile and can actually read them
Apr 3 2013 12:53AM
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deleted5
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This thread is fantastic.
Apr 3 2013 1:21AM
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Orrin
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May 1 2013 10:58AM
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Orrin
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Oh also here's a large folder of Fuck Off Jesus pics. http://imgur.com/a/TnkRq?1

Crying.
May 1 2013 11:00AM
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Shredsterr
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Welcome to the fucking internet bud.
May 2 2013 12:43AM
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turducken
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Why? People make fun of fictional characters all the time.
May 2 2013 12:47AM
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grapejuice3000+
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i forgot the good of this thread, its good.
May 2 2013 12:55AM
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theabortionator
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Yeah because nobody ever saw any of these before.

Check out this new video I found, it's awesome.

May 2 2013 1:14AM
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deleted5
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I haven't
May 2 2013 1:27AM
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grapejuice3000+
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this is very funny
May 2 2013 10:01PM
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MilaKunis
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These ones are better
Jun 29 2013 2:04PM
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louie.mirags
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nice bumping this.. I got a decent amount of chuckles out of the deal
Jun 29 2013 2:24PM
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DaffyDaDak
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im christian but I still chuckle at a few, nice thread ns, nice thread
Jun 29 2013 8:43PM
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MilaKunis
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These things are the best
Nov 6 2013 11:22PM
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remove
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for a minute I thought I accidentally posted in the thread made tonight.
Nov 7 2013 2:18AM
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coling
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Yes
Nov 7 2013 2:23AM
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ZeechMcHuck
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Nov 7 2013 10:27AM
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theabortionator
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Nice bump.


Another late thread.
Nov 7 2013 10:30AM
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twin-tip-hero
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Nov 8 2013 3:11AM
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Stainr
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lolololololz
Nov 8 2013 6:20AM
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GuacamoleMane
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i haven't actually lolled at a thread in awhile +k
Nov 8 2013 6:56AM
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