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Springbreakers, best movie ever?

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TheButterHashira
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Has anyone seen this shit? The first scene of the movie is just tits set to the "pretty monsters and nice sprites". The rest of the movie is a lot like the first scene. The only redeeming quality was Gucci Manes performance.
Apr 1 2013 11:01AM
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ZeMagnificentKev
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So I take it you did not think this was the best movie ever. I watched like 30seconds of the trailer and it looked mediocre. But holy shit has it been hyped up,VICE made like 4 videos that were just blatent advertisements,but they were pretty hilarious cause the director talked about it like it was a masterpiece.
Apr 1 2013 11:15AM
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Jane6
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I have to see this movie. It seems like the definition of YOLO.
Apr 1 2013 11:20AM
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Amadeus.
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It really had a lot of potential I thought and I was actually surprised at how good the trailer looked. However the movie was one of the most boring movies I have ever seen in my life. There was no real plot, and it was very repetitive. The way it was shot and edited was absolutely atrocious and it was just very static. I didnt feel anything from it. It didnt give anything, there was no tension and release, no climax, no build up, just pretty stale throughout.
Apr 1 2013 11:39AM
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.AR6rider.
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Yeah, but...tits, bro. Tits.
Apr 1 2013 11:41AM
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rudager
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From the way the soundtrack sounds, and probably just girls screaming. I'll watch it with no volume and see if it syncs up with Wizard of Oz
Apr 1 2013 11:42AM
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grapejuice3000+
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no. NO. no . NOOOO NNOO shut t the fuck up is this april fools because that movie is no. never.
Apr 1 2013 12:11PM
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p-oskier
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When its made by VVS films, you know its gonna suck.
Apr 1 2013 12:21PM
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Dan.
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have any of you seen kids or gummo?
Apr 1 2013 12:46PM
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nagger
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I'm going to watch this but I'm sure as hell not paying money
Apr 1 2013 12:48PM
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.AR6rider.
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I thought Gummo sucked. Just not my kind of movie I guess.
Apr 1 2013 12:49PM
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.Hugo.
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They should have just got Riff Raff instead of making James Franco look exactly like him. Probably woulda been cheaper too.
Apr 1 2013 12:51PM
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Dan.
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same writer and director, I think spring breakers is being marketed towards the wrong demo as a party movie, when it's kind of the opposite of a party movie.
Apr 1 2013 12:55PM
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nagger
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just read the plot on wikipedia
that's the shit I don't like
Apr 1 2013 12:57PM
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Will I see Selenas tits?
Apr 1 2013 1:13PM
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AndyGreen
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this. if i get to see them, i might have to pay the out outrageous price that is movie tickets
Apr 1 2013 1:19PM
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Stose
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Pretty sure she's the good girl in it
Apr 1 2013 2:32PM
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BertBoyd
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Only If Ariana Grande was in it....
Apr 1 2013 2:40PM
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steep
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Apr 1 2013 3:15PM
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Corin
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SF vill inte visa den.
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Apr 1 2013 4:00PM
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RimJobber
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I rate it 7/10
Only took 2 naps and had to resist the urge to fap 47 times.
Apr 1 2013 4:03PM
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timmi
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It was an awful movie- that being said I enjoyed it.

Quite a bit of it just got me hyped to go party. The rest made me laugh because it was so stupid, but I don't think they even took themselves that seriously in that movie.

The one stupid thing in my opinion was that Selena Gomez was only in the movie for like the first half hour. She just suddenly says she wants to go home and leaves.

But I'll tell you one thing. James Franco's face in that movie is my new anti boner image. Beating out my long time image of a fat guy eating a hot dog with too much mustard on it.
Apr 1 2013 4:06PM
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Laurent.
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Apr 1 2013 4:06PM
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Spinoza
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honestly if i ever watch this movie, ill be doing it alone in my room if ya naaaam sayiinnnn



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Apr 1 2013 4:52PM
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The_Real_EWilly
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Hahahahahah
Apr 1 2013 4:59PM
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RimJobber
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Just like how I was with Magic Mike, I mean......
Apr 1 2013 5:20PM
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UphillIce
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I thought it was pretty damn awesome. Kind of weird in parts, but cool. It's definitely not a party/feel good/teen movie. The first half seems like it's social commentary on nihilist consumerism played straight, then it switches gears and I don't know what it ends up as. Satire? Surrealism?

Whatever it was, it was pretty awesome. If you've got intellectual type friends it's a good movie to go to then drink and smoke afterward while trying to figure out what the hell you just saw.

Also, lots of tits.
Apr 1 2013 5:44PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Don't even get to see Gomez tits? Not worth money.
Apr 1 2013 5:53PM
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JayDope
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that movie was fucking terrible, the only funny parts were when james franco was sucking the barrels of those pistols like he was some whore in a bukkake scene, and when he kept yelling "LOOK AT ALL MY SHIIIIIIIIIT" or "SPRINGGGGGG BREAKKKKKKKKKKKKK" terrible terrible movie but tits
Apr 1 2013 5:56PM
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danderson.
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Downloaded a torrent, but the guy chose to film it with a calculator so I stopped after 15 minutes. How is the ATL Twin's performance?
Apr 1 2013 6:00PM
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11YearOldBoy
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I've seen bobies before /claim
Apr 1 2013 6:23PM
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myllhouse
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well obviously, it's got gucci mane

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Apr 1 2013 6:35PM
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.Rybak.
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Definitely renting on iTunes or something like that because why would I go fap in a movie theatre.

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Apr 1 2013 6:43PM
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.Hugo.
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???????
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Apr 1 2013 6:52PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i think it's fucking hilarious that gucci mane slept through his sex scene in this movie. who the fuck sleeps through a fine bitch riding your dick
Apr 1 2013 6:53PM
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Ski_Alot
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I loved kids, just read about gummo... what is this????
Apr 1 2013 7:16PM
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.Hugo.
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I guess it was done late at night and he smokes so much that by that time he just can't stay awake
Apr 1 2013 7:17PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Yeah, i know, but that's still no excuse. if you smoke so much weed that you can't stay awake to get fucked, then you have issues. haha.
Apr 1 2013 7:20PM
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987321654hgfd
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Legit worst movie I've ever seen in theaters. 
Apr 1 2013 7:54PM
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nagger
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some shit about kids killing neighborhood cats and selling them to butchers who sell them to local restaurants from what I read
Apr 1 2013 7:54PM
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Dan.
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woah, nobody loves Kids, it's such a fucked up movie. but harmony wrote and directed spring breakers too, so If you're familiar with his previous work you know exactly how spring breakers is gonna play
Apr 1 2013 8:33PM
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Ski_Alot
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Well, i guess i don't mean love, more like found it thought provoking
Apr 1 2013 8:41PM
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Bonzalo
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Well, well... We will have to start this all over again.






Is there any quality fap material in the movie?? Only yes or no answers please.
Apr 1 2013 8:50PM
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Dan.
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haha for sure. It's definitely a cerebral movie.
I feel like spring breakers, if edited down about 10 minutes, would be really solid as well, it just drags a bit too much and makes the experience uncomfortable.
Apr 1 2013 9:20PM
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EricaMN.
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http://www.vulture.com/2013/03/gucci-mane-slept-through-spring-breakers-sex.html
Apr 1 2013 9:25PM
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SwaggerAsFucc
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well consdiering how hot the girls are i'm prettysure it might be one of the best ever
Apr 1 2013 9:37PM
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ThundaKilla
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No climax? Trust me bro I climaxed.
Apr 1 2013 9:43PM
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11YearOldBoy
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you think im kidding i saw them in a movie last month

Apr 1 2013 11:50PM
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.Hugo.
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look at how you spelled boobies you dunce
Apr 1 2013 11:53PM
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11YearOldBoy
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My bad guys. Wow Nectar.$ you must be real popular on this site you have a lot of karma. Thats good, or so ive heard
Apr 1 2013 11:56PM
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.Hugo.
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No, everyone hates me, including myself.
Apr 1 2013 11:58PM
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