In an apparent April Fool's prank which gave Apeman as well as other Line Skis staffers a heart attack as they checked their social media news feeds this morning we have decided to cut the perennial prankster John Strenio from the roster to make room for more serious skiers who will be more focused on their training while on the road to Sochi. This move we feel will help us sell more race skis as we move into that market and cut ties with the unprofessional, entirely too not-serious world of Newschoolers and freestyle skiing in general. Nice knowing you suckers!