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"LAX Bros" at school.

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bighooch
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So, lacrosse season is finally here. You know what that means, every single fucking lacrosse player decides to bring their big ass lacrosse sticks to every single class they have, and start playing pass in the halls. Like really, we know you're all about that lax stuff, but do you really have to throw it around in everyone's faces for the entire season? They're everywhere.
Mar 31 2013 5:48PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
High school or college? I know here in Minnesota the only kids like that anymore are freshman and we set them straight right away.
Mar 31 2013 5:49PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Bring your skis in to class and walk around with them on in the hallways.
Mar 31 2013 5:51PM
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Blurst
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lax people are the worst people.
Mar 31 2013 5:51PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 4,077
Mom: "Whats so Funny?"

Me: "Oh nothing mother"
Mar 31 2013 5:53PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
Soooooo lax
Mar 31 2013 5:53PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
Take their poles and stick them up there
Mar 31 2013 5:53PM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
Where I am, it's the baseball players who are obnoxious. Yet varsity lax is laid back and they've won more state titles in the last 5ish years than baseball has ever won...
Mar 31 2013 6:00PM
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status_whitegirl
Posts: 480 - Karma: 12
I like to lax and I like to party
Mar 31 2013 6:02PM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
yea stick all their sticks and shove them up your butt and then they won't even touch them
Mar 31 2013 6:02PM
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Stose
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Where I'm from lacrosse is a pretty new sport, only been here about 6 years, so it's basically a joke, but there is one kid on our team from back east who kinda does this. He wears his practice jersey to school
Mar 31 2013 6:03PM
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Momo.
Posts: 219 - Karma: 1,259
more like passing in front of every door to enter the buildings throughout campus....
Mar 31 2013 6:03PM
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bighooch
Posts: 349 - Karma: 2,062
high schoool.
Mar 31 2013 6:05PM
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JWeinstock
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i lax.
Mar 31 2013 6:09PM
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skibeest
Posts: 419 - Karma: 103
Be sure to watch out for their precious flow and midcalfs. Also who could forget the pastel shorts and boat shoes? I used to lax but I quit because I couldn't stand it. I'd much rather see tall tees
Mar 31 2013 6:12PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
Well as a lacrosse player, I make it my duty to get rid of all the freshman's douchey laxer mentality. I can't stand people that show off that they play lacrosse all the time, I know exactly how you feel!
Mar 31 2013 6:15PM
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Spinoza
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Mar 31 2013 6:17PM
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bighooch
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Yeah, it seems that the only people who really do that are the sophomores, because for some odd reason only a select few freshman do it. And since it's near the beginning of the season they whip out their heads and start stringing them in class. That's mostly what the freshmen do.
Mar 31 2013 6:18PM
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bighooch
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inb4 i'm a freshman in highschool
Mar 31 2013 6:19PM
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Spinoza
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its just high school bro. in high school (and some college) youre either outgoing and benefit from being a douche, or youre quiet and dont want to act that way, have less social success, but thrive later on when people smarten up.
deal with it
Mar 31 2013 6:20PM
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bighooch
Posts: 349 - Karma: 2,062
i'm just saying my ankles and thighs have enough bruises from those rubber balls flying everywhere.
Mar 31 2013 6:25PM
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gpitcher
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 1,691
haha lax shirts, lax pennies, lax shorts, turf shoes, and mid high socks

and dont forget the re-stringing of their heads in class
Mar 31 2013 6:33PM
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bighooch
Posts: 349 - Karma: 2,062
exactly
Mar 31 2013 6:37PM
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tcurle
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 5,280
Who?
Mar 31 2013 6:37PM
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_Jeffrey_
Posts: 1651 - Karma: 572
They got the d-pole
Mar 31 2013 6:38PM
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Sketchy_P
Posts: 445 - Karma: 103
there suchhhhhh broooooooooosssss and think there sport is the best. It barely exists
Mar 31 2013 6:43PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Meh
Mar 31 2013 7:00PM
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Laurent.
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Mandatory Lacrosse thread video embed:


Mar 31 2013 7:02PM
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theabortionator
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You can be outgoing without being a douche, it's pretty simple. You just have to be friendly
Mar 31 2013 7:09PM
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shitpoop
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I see what you did
Mar 31 2013 7:10PM
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jeR.
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dude but those lax bros are gonna get the most pussy when they have 2.3s at shitty D3 schools
Mar 31 2013 7:26PM
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SamwiseTheGamgee
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As a lacrosse player at my school, we really don't seem to have this problem at all. I mean we wear our game jerseys on days that we have big games, and we wear our jackets/hoodies occasionally, but I can't even remember the last time one my teammates have come to school in obnoxious lacrosse shorts or a pinnie. And no one carries their shit with them here, it's just pointless to do really and there's no time during class to string or do any of that stuff (I'm also the only kid who knows how to string on the team)
Mar 31 2013 9:25PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Bros. Who got the con chill nattys?
Mar 31 2013 9:27PM
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JWeinstock
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if your trying to mention con bro chill it would be really cool if you came to my party
Mar 31 2013 9:41PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
My 15 year old brother and his "lax" bros are on the prowl again and it makes me want to vomit and bash their heads in with their stupid sticks. My cousin plays pro too so it's all that my family talks about at family gatherings. It makes me so fucking angry.
Mar 31 2013 9:42PM
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introvert
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I'll bring the flow bucket
Mar 31 2013 9:52PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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I used to carry my lacrosse stick around as a freshman because it wouldn't fit in my locker and I didn't have a car.
Mar 31 2013 9:54PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
or you threaten all of the kids with railroad spikes and they arent idiots anymore
Mar 31 2013 9:59PM
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 246
No no, let them have their fun. Professional lax players get paid about the same as a jiffy lube attendant and don't get recognized by the sport community. At least skiing can give you somewhat of a future if you're good enough
Mar 31 2013 10:06PM
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Lukegnar
Posts: 189 - Karma: 1,239
Im play lax for my highschool and every one on the team is chill about it. however one time i had to carry my stick around all day cause the locker room closed and i felt like a loser and got made fun of. its not cool brah
Mar 31 2013 10:11PM
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introvert
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please don't say brah
Mar 31 2013 10:12PM
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jpastor
Posts: 431 - Karma: 848
Bro Dude Guys. Chill out alright, its a lifestyle choice, just like skiing. Lets keep the peace Bro Dudes. Party On
Mar 31 2013 10:46PM
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Royal-bamboo
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Oh god op sums up the lax bros at our school. Every spirit day that manage to percive as "lax day" and wear Kavu shorts sperrys all the lax pinnies they can find and the douchiest elites layerd with more elites so ya fuk you lax players
Mar 31 2013 10:54PM
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TheRightCoast
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Where im from is where lax originated and my high school has one the last like 3 to 4 New york state titles so its pretty big here and all the lax kids do that, some of them are cool and party with me and my friends.
Mar 31 2013 11:01PM
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gpitcher
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 1,691
you think your school is big into lacrosse???? The highschool i graduated from has won 11 of the last 12 state championships. Its overrun with lax bros
Mar 31 2013 11:03PM
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TheRightCoast
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What State?

Mar 31 2013 11:05PM
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Z-Juice
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Our lax team is so cocky it kind of amuses me. Every single kid on the team needs to be the guy that is always cracking a joke in class or hitting on the hot girl. They have a real good team this year but I just don't get how they have such an inflated ego individually and as a team just because they play lacrosse.
Mar 31 2013 11:16PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Of Course.
But what I was saying is how it is, not how it ought to be
Mar 31 2013 11:31PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
I played for a long time, just can't stand half of the kids around here who play (long island)
Its a brodown
Mar 31 2013 11:55PM
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gpitcher
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 1,691
Michigan, but we play east coast and canadian teams. Havn't lost a game in the state in 10 years. Have a bunch of guys play D1 every year.






Mar 31 2013 11:59PM
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*ninja*
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If kids did this at my school I wud break there "heads" off
Apr 1 2013 12:17AM
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