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What in the hell is happening

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CantTouchMySwag
Posts: 51 - Karma: 560
Every time I go to bed my covers are nice and aligned and comfy and everything, but then when I wake up they have turned 180 degrees and the side with stitching is rubbing my face?!?!? Like wtf seriously, what's happening here I'm so confused.
Mar 27 2013 10:27PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
Well son, you're sleeping
Mar 27 2013 10:27PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,634
Your dad probably rapes you when you're sleeping. Probably should get that checked out.
Mar 27 2013 10:28PM
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sir_drums_a_lot
Posts: 335 - Karma: 14
It's called tossing and turning in your sleep.
You might also have cancer. Get that shit checked out...
Mar 27 2013 10:29PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
Well obviously your dog is trying to strangle you with your sheets. He would probably do it too if it weren't for the whole paws thing.
Mar 27 2013 10:29PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 355
Your bed is posessed by the sheet demon, use the items I sent you at no other time than 12:46 on April 1st
Mar 27 2013 10:31PM
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CantTouchMySwag
Posts: 51 - Karma: 560
That doesn't explain how, it's literally exactly how it was from the night before but turned 180 degrees, not even bunched up or anything.
Mar 27 2013 10:31PM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,781
You're having nocturnal emissions, pretty soon you will grow hair around your johnson. It's all part of becoming a big boy.
Mar 27 2013 10:31PM
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Auzy
Posts: 569 - Karma: 1,827
Ghosts are gang raping you at night
Mar 28 2013 1:20AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
This happens to me... Mainly because I have a massive schlong and I pitch a massive tent (somewhere between 2-3ft in height.. enough for a midget family), sometime around 3hrs into sleep. Then I roll over and the tent falls over, thus tossing my bed sheets all over the goddamn room.
Mar 28 2013 1:24AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Someone post the aliens meme.
I'm on mobile.
Mar 28 2013 1:26AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
I regret to inform you that this is one of the first symptoms of penguin aids. You must be doin some freaky shit OP.
Mar 28 2013 1:29AM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Anal warts
Mar 28 2013 1:39AM
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Rafiki
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Mar 28 2013 1:45AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,421
LOL
Mar 28 2013 2:27AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
/thread
Mar 28 2013 9:00AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Marsland. 
Mar 28 2013 9:01AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
in the evening simply turn your sheet around. so you will wake up with the correct side in your face. problem solved.

i accept paypal and cash. what about 14.45? 15 would really be pushing it, but if you like nice numbers i will accept that too.

yours sincerely
feihlination
Mar 28 2013 9:03AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
You can post pictures from mobile you just need to download the photobucket app then copy the IMg code.
Mar 28 2013 9:05AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Easy solution: go to sleep with your sheets turned 180 degrees. Then when you wake up they'll be back to normal.
Mar 28 2013 9:18AM
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