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Things you hate about features.

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TristonHall
Posts: 194 - Karma: 564
mine are down rails that have no lip and you have to pop so hard its just not fun anymore.
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12 years ago
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WillyTheKid
Posts: 106 - Karma: 639
Shitty little jumps that basically send you to a flat.
12 years ago
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,094
havent really been a big fan of flat rails that are just stuck in the snow without a lip or anything. Still hit them, but i mean, not a big fan.
12 years ago
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gudelo.
Posts: 487 - Karma: 669
Bad shaped jumps, where there is this extra little bump (almost invisible) on the top of the jump who shoot you too high or fuck up your spins
12 years ago
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nonexistant
Posts: 428 - Karma: 27
I don't think anyone has topped that to this day.
12 years ago
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HalKK
Posts: 223 - Karma: 367
Icy landings suck balls, rusty rails are equally horrid
12 years ago
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
sticky rails suck, and so awful landing. besides that i will hit most features
12 years ago
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Mar-O
Posts: 960 - Karma: 827
Jumps with really narrow landings, I went out of my local hills landing to many times this season and my season ended when I landed a little bit wrong on a switch 3 and ended up riding out of the landing and broke my back. Sucks to know I would have landed if the landing was somewhat normal sized.. And I hate icy jumps.
12 years ago
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Afterbang.no
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 4,297
Don't hate wrecked features, be open minded!
even misplaced gapers are really just an alternative tap feature!
12 years ago
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LukasSchroeder
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 2,683
Ride-on boxes
12 years ago
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
Aluminum rails.
12 years ago
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tcurle
Posts: 1270 - Karma: 5,376
Strait up cannons that skiers don't have time to pop on to
12 years ago
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T.L.
Posts: 4731 - Karma: 3,018
Downrails with a downhill lip... dafuq?

Square coping.  It's 2013 for fucks sake. Get with the program.

When a feature has just plain had enough but mountains put them out anyway.
12 years ago
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rdski
Posts: 376 - Karma: 123
how all the landings of the rails at my mountain are either 4 inches tall or 4 feet with no landing, lol good thing vail bought it #vaillocal #minnesota #hashtag
12 years ago
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Seeeeemji
Posts: 60 - Karma: 117
a second/side lip on rails. So if you come off early using the proper takeoff, you land on the up-slope of the side lip.
12 years ago
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ski.cats
Posts: 577 - Karma: 352
side lips are the fucking shit. we need more of them
12 years ago
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,608
im ok with these on like a dfd, but the park crew at tline just set some on the s-rail, so the second lip was beat to shit in like seconds, like honestly what did they think would happen
12 years ago
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Afronaut
Posts: 190 - Karma: 558
if theres to much flat in front of the rails. i always misjudge the speed on these ones
12 years ago
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olddirty
Posts: 722 - Karma: 2,794
rails that are lower then the lip so you have to drop down on them.
12 years ago
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edai
Posts: 4995 - Karma: 4,701
jesus christ this pisses me off so much
12 years ago
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BlakeLively
Posts: 663 - Karma: 656
Killington puts little signs that say "Danger! Cliff!" on the jumps in the natural terrain park. like a few feet away from the lip. lyke how iz i supposed to carve and ish doe
12 years ago
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,781
I hate it when they put all those gay-ass slabs of metal in front of all the jumps
12 years ago
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Bachto
Posts: 400 - Karma: 954
When gapers, usually snowboarders use rail ramps as jumps and make already shitty rail ramps even shittier with ruts
12 years ago
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ski.cats
Posts: 577 - Karma: 352
when pussies hate on snowboarding
12 years ago
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
the list is long, but 2 stand out :

1) FLAT LANDINGS

2) shitty hips; ie not vert enough take off, or too flat sidewall. a well made hip is SO FUN, but not if you're landing on cement from 20 ft up -_-
12 years ago
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Redrobin
Posts: 196 - Karma: 936
Jumps on a warm day that are all salted but the top of them and they screw up your spins and your entire jump for that matter.
12 years ago
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,175
Wood features and boxes that are too small
12 years ago
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zapadelic
Posts: 483 - Karma: 48
I hate boxes that are the "T" shape with the support only coming down in the middle with the slidding portion over hanging.
12 years ago
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treebeard
Posts: 3771 - Karma: 3,328
wooden rails, corrugated tubes. and my mountain has this habit of putting a landing lip at the end of every rail. so if you come off just the slightest bit before the end of the rail you land on the upslope of the landing lip. terrifying if you spin off and catch it sideways
12 years ago
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
OH YEAH ! fuck these things.
12 years ago
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Titus69
Posts: 9332 - Karma: 17,963
top 3 = #1 when the park crew puts a corrugated pipe in and take a sick feature out #2 buried features #3 no get ons to urban features with sticky rails almost fucked my knee with one
12 years ago
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Joonas
Posts: 568 - Karma: 231
-Rails without anything that prevents ur skis from going under the bar, like just a bar and then you catch your skis on the legs and kill yourself.

-Boxes
-Mellow landings on jumps
-People starting to brake immediately after landing from a jump and turning the landing into moguls (the landing area being too short)
12 years ago
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,975
i hate features that dont exist
12 years ago
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TristonHall
Posts: 194 - Karma: 564
i was going down a drop-in to about a 40 fter today and about 10 to 20 little gapers came down the drop-in and i had to weave through them and then yell a them while i was in the air to get of the landing, thats my new hate.
12 years ago
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Whatsup bud.
12 years ago
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BrownBomber
Posts: 675 - Karma: 446
I hate when rail features are to short to do anything on, or elbow rails that are at like 40 degrees and over. Shits so abrupt that you can either focus on greasing it and not trick, or try and trick and just come off early. no alternative.

Also, idk why people are bitching about urban style lips and pole jams... that shit just makes you a better rail skier, quit complaining.
12 years ago
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WI_Personallty
Posts: 881 - Karma: 161
Sticky rails where the speed doesn't matter, Icy jumps, rough lips, gapers.

Some people complain about rutted landings or rails or boxes, but I find them fun for buttering out of.
12 years ago
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fredyferl
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 14,994
Short down rails, or pretty much every rail that is short
12 years ago
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MagicMan13
Posts: 26 - Karma: 65
when the lip is way too fuckin poppy on rails, makes it a pain to do 270/450 on.
12 years ago
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TristonHall
Posts: 194 - Karma: 564
Haha if this is true I have no idea how you feel.
12 years ago
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BagOTricks
Posts: 819 - Karma: 3,377
Features where your skis can get caught underneath, like the support beams.  Everytime i fall off these i shit my pants and pray to god that i dont get bucked halfway down the hill.
12 years ago
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ivegotnotime
Posts: 57 - Karma: 22
Screws sticking out if boxes that's that shit I don't like
12 years ago
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Saga.
Posts: 3812 - Karma: 45,341
sticky rails, flat landings, un smooth take offs. I still don't understand how every park in the world hasn't managed to recreate brecks jumps. They are the best by far, it doesn't seem like it would be that difficult to copy the style and build. I'm not saying every park needs huge jumps like breck but just copy the style and shape of them and size them to your needs.
12 years ago
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MEOWMIXXX
Posts: 557 - Karma: 2,632
You know what, I just fucking hate everything about skiing.
12 years ago
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specialSAWce
Posts: 428 - Karma: 1,670
This is going to sound stupid, but when I went to boreal like two years ago, the rails were too smooth. Yes too smooth, like to the point where you would almost not make it onto the rail, and then fly off at mach a billion. Eventually we got used to it and it was dope, but at first it was scary smooth and you couldn't grip, at all.
12 years ago
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~Gotama~
Posts: 821 - Karma: 3,160
any time i hit a rail which is made of square piping, i just wish it was a tube instead.
12 years ago
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SkierPT
Posts: 2209 - Karma: 4,926
Jumps that make you go farther distance than height. I like poppy jumps.
12 years ago
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~Gotama~
Posts: 821 - Karma: 3,160
also it bugs me when the park crew sets up a rail right on the side of the trail so if i under rotate a little bit im gonna knock my coconut against a tree.
12 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Short rails. I like them every no and again but when your home hill doesn't have anything over 20 feet, that shit gets old REAL quick.

Also really shitty lips that make it impossible to get onto the rail balanced. I want to spend my day learning new tricks, not re-learning how to hit a rail.
12 years ago
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+Tahoe_Shredder+
Posts: 189 - Karma: 124
I know dat feel bro... I go night skiing there quite a bit and the first time i was surprised and actually slipped out on a box but then got used to it and now my local mountains rails and boxes feel way stickier
12 years ago
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
Sticky rails or boxes.
12 years ago
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